Because it's just that damn funny. After the Metatron breaks Raphael, we get -- this. The ultimate failure. Less than a day between breaking things off until Easter and realizing it's going to fail. Also starring Lucifer and Belial. Hot stuff. Warnings for angelicosity, obviously, and sexual innuendo.

( I don't think this is going to work. )

In which Cocytus meets Constantine and then the existence of anOTPend leads to something of a foursome.

This, I believe, we decided would be DF canon because Cocytus and Constantine being friends amuses us.
( These days I'm more in the family business. That is to say, I do whatever pays. )

Just a little crack to brighten up your day. :D Right when Belial entered, Hastur was in the middle of accusing the Metatron of stealing cookies from the cookie jar (didn't get that bit, sorry XD). And then insanity ensued. Watch as the Metatron tries to deal with two demons at once.

( Belial's fault again. )