Anti-OTP Weekend Part 2

Jun 06, 2005 16:27

Just a note, the days are divided according to midnight EST.



[20:19] Claquesous> *sucks juice that ran down off from his fingers* You'd not believe me, for once, if I told you how different I -used- to be.
[20:19] Sibyl-Vane> *SO not looking at anyone except the at least fully clothed Victoria* Yes Yes. Thank you. I'm quite fine. ...France? That sounds lovely I've always wanted to visit France *wistfully* Is France...very pretty?
[20:19] Richard> *is...totally not anywhere near up to answering, at all, even close to it* *just sort of...shudders weakly*
[20:20] MrCroup> *puts chin in his hand, sitting around waiting* ...aren't you even going to, I don't know, sob or something? Curse at me? Break down?
[20:20] Nemesis> *refills teacup and drinks more*
[20:20] Victoria> *very fully clothed for the time being...* Oh, yes France is beautiful. Oh, you'd love it. Young girls like you would have a time... so many sweet young Frenchmen. *winks*
[20:21] Boq> *grins broadly and leans closer* Not...*kiss*...in...*kiss*...the...*kiss*...least. *grins and removes Avaric's shirt as well*
[20:21] Montparnasse> *eyes the sucking of the fingers* No, I shouldn't think I would...
[20:21] Joly> I'm right -here-, 'f course. I don't know what more you could want. *innocent smile*
[20:21] Ares> *TOTALLY DOESN'T BEGIN TO COVER IT* *UNLIKE ARES, WHO'S COVERING DIO QUITE COMPLETELY*
[20:21] Crowley> *oh look, they're both angsty, what a coincidence * So what -are- you going to do?
[20:21] Marius> *kisses roughly* You know very well what I want.
[20:22] Famine> *smiles slightly* I told you the alcohol was a bad idea.
[20:22] Dionysus> *DOESN'T MIND AT ALL*
[20:22] Ares> *GOOD, BECAUSE ISN'T ABOUT TO GET OFF*
[20:22] Dionysus> *WELL...*
[20:22] Sibyl-Vane> *blushes slightly, but smiles* And was that what made it so enjoyable to you, madam?
[20:22] Teatime> ...*wants some lovin', too*
[20:22] Metatron> *looks indignant* Well, fine, be all... right. *nuzzles Famine's neck*
[20:22] Richard> *is still...just...in shock...completely...isn't even close to...reaction at all*
[20:23] Famine> *laughs quietly and kisses the top of Meta's head* You're also going to have quite the hangover, if I'm not mistaken.
[20:23] Victoria> *small laugh* Oh, I brought my own young Frenchman.
[20:23] War> *very belatedly grins back* Well, instead of picking at one country for a long period of time, like it used to be, I can travel to all sorts of places around the world as a journalist.
[20:23] Ares> *...TRUE*
[20:23] MrCroup> *yawns* Let me see... how can I get your pitiful brain's attention now? Oh, I know. Shall I go find some other young thing to terrorize now?
[20:23] Beezie> *sighs angstily at Crawlee, aww* I do not know. What izzz there to do but see what happenzzzz?
[20:23] Sibyl-Vane> *blushes a bit more* Oh... oh. I see.
[20:24] Teatime> *attention piqued by Mr. Croup's words*
[20:24] Avaric> Good. I should have to be disappointed otherwise. *trails fingers down Boq's chest and kisses him again*
[20:24] Dionysus> *IF DIO HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT...*
[20:24] Richard> *whimpers a little, eyes widening at the thought of Croup doing that to someone else too*
[20:24] Claquesous> Then you'll hardly at all believe how much you remind me of myself. Still, I only hide everything now. *continues licking fingers*
[20:24] Ares> *...WHICH HE PROBABLY WILL, CONSIDERING ARES ISN'T PLANNING ON MOVING FROM HIM FOR...LIKE...AS LONG AS HE'S HERE*
[20:24] Metatron> Hangover? *wince* Sounds... unpleasant. Ah, well, I can avoid it, can't I? Angel. Yes. *sobers up triumphantly, then blinks and blushes again*
[20:24] Victoria> *smiles and pats her hand* Oh, don't blush, dear. It's quite alright.
[20:24] Joly> *moans into his mouth* I.. assure you that I -dont-.
[20:25] MrCroup> Well, that's something of a reaction. Can we try for a little more? *looks at crowd and spots Jehan, points at him* How about that one? He looks delightfully innocent.
[20:25] Jehan> ...*does not notice*
[20:25] Dionysus> *WELL, GOOD, THEN, THOUGH HERE MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST PLACE, BUT YO, WHO'S GOING TO STOP DRUNK GODS?*
[20:25] Montparnasse> *finally manages to get his eyes off Claquesous' fingers and up to his eyes* I am nothing like you. Nothing at all.
[20:25] * Pepper is now known as Pepper-away
[20:25] Boq> *grins and continues with the kissing, moving his hands up Avaric's back*
[20:26] Nemesis> *Yay, tea*
[20:26] Claquesous> What's wrong with that? *slightly amused*
[20:26] Richard> *makes a startled noise of panic and half sits up, still in shock otherwise*
[20:26] Crowley> *musing* I suppose ... But I don't like just ... sitting around and doing -nothing-.
[20:26] * Fabian has joined #otpsareforlosers
[20:26] Ares> *WELL, DEFINITELY, DRUNK GODS ARE RATHER HARD TO STOP* *ESPECIALLY THESE TWO*
[20:27] Montparnasse> *contemptously* I'd like to think that -I- have enough self-respect that I'm embarrassed to be considered the same -species- as you.
[20:27] MrCroup> Or how about... *looks around, points to the just-arrived-Fabian* him? Nice, isn't he?
[20:27] Beezie> Thou couldzzt... buzzzy thyself. *waves hand*
[20:27] Sibyl-Vane> *blushes more, of course* Thank you, ma'am... ...it is quite... crowded in here today, isn't it?
[20:27] Famine> *looks amused* That's a handy trick. *pulls away a little, but doesn't let go of Meta's hand* *looks down with half-concerned, half-afraid eyes* ...how are you?
[20:28] Marius> *kisses again, lately and rougher* Yes..you -do-.
[20:28] Dionysus> *REALLY, YOU HAVE TO PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES*
[20:28] Avaric> *makes a quiet, low, pleased sound, stepping closer to Boq and breaking away to kiss down his neck*
[20:28] Richard> *makes another noise basically conveying no, no, don't, just go away and still shocked otherwise*
[20:28] Ares> *MOST CERTAINLY, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TRY, WHICH IS TOTALLY GOOD, AS IT GIVES THEM MORE TIME FOR SNOGGAGE*
[20:28] Metatron> *sighs and keeps his hand firmly in Famine's* I'm... confused. Scared. I don't know.
[20:28] Victoria> Oh, yes... and quite... lively. *actually blushes a bit herself* You're not used to this many people, are you?
[20:28] Claquesous> You -pain- me, Etienne, but corruption from the once-wife makes a man more susceptible to that.
[20:29] * Crope has left #otpsareforlosers
[20:29] * Tibsy has left #otpsareforlosers
[20:29] Dionysus> *OHSOTOTALLY GOOD, FOR THEY'D HAVE TO STOP SNOGGING TO SMITE AND THAT'S JUST NO FUN*
[20:29] * Elphie is now known as Elphie-watching
[20:29] MrCroup> Not happy with that, eh? Of course you aren't. Let me see, what about those two? *points at Marius and Joly* They're having enough fun on their own, but I'm sure they would mind me quite a bit indeed.
[20:30] Ares> *KNOWING THEM AND THEIR MULTITALENTED SKILLS, COULD LIKELY SMITE *WHILE* SNOGGING, BUT TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DISTRACT FROM THE SNOGGAGE, SO YEAH, DEFINITELY GOOD*
[20:30] Boq> *moans and continues trailing his hands over Avaric with growing urgency*
[20:30] Crowley> *makes as if to stand up, but then glances towards Metatron and back again* ... Are you -sure- you're alright?
[20:30] Montparnasse> The once-wife? ....no, don't say anything more - I really amn't at all interested in your life. At all.
[20:30] * Rosier has joined #otpsareforlosers
[20:31] Famine> *brushes Meta's hair back from his forehead and frowns slightly* Scared...why?
[20:31] Joly> *kisses back breathlessly and wraps a leg around him* ..'F I had... any idea, I would have indulged you already.
[20:31] Dionysus> *TRUE, AS GODS ARE -OBIVIOUSLY- TALENTED [THEY'RE REALLY JUST SHOWING OFF NOW ANYWAY] BUT EVEN A LITTLE DISTRACTION WOULD LESS FUN THAN NO DISTRACTION AT ALL*
[20:31] Rosier> *strides in, robes flowing and swinging a cane*
[20:31] Richard> *makes the noise again, halfway between a yelp and a whimper, and starts to curl up in a ball*
[20:31] Beezie> No. ...*coughs, as totally didn't mean to say that*
[20:31] Fabian> .... Rosier. *eyes him distastfully* *but eyes him *
[20:31] Sibyl-Vane> N-no, I'm... I'm not. Or this much... er...
[20:32] Metatron> O-of what might happen, with - us, and Beelzebub, and everything, and - yes.
[20:32] Ares> *MOST DEFINITELY, AND IS TOTALLY SHOWING OFF, BUT CERTAINLY DOESN'T MIND, BECAUSE...DUDE...SNOGGAGE *
[20:32] Rosier> *Meets fabian's eye and smirks* Fancy that. The lesser Prewett.
[20:32] MrCroup> ...obviously, you aren't going to be doing anything in particular very soon. *sigh* In previous times, young men have cursed at me or ran or.. done something. You? You are simply pathetic.
[20:32] Victoria> *smiles knowingly* Come... would you like to come and sit with me? In the corner, dear. Where there are less people.
[20:32] Nemesis> *zomg more tea *
[20:33] Claquesous> *laughs shortly* I can't help being left, but think what you wish.
[20:33] Marius> *pulls him closer, growling* You know you do...
[20:33] Crowley> You sure about that? *slightly (demonically) worried about Beezie*
[20:33] Avaric> *smirks into Boq's skin and drums his fingers on Boq's stomach, slowly making a path of kisses along his collarbone and shoulders*
[20:33] Dionysus> *IS SHOWING OFF, TOO, SO IT'S ALL GOOD*
[20:34] Famine> *nods, squeezing Meta's hand lightly* If...it'd help...I'll go now...and you can go speak with Beelzebub...*tries not to show that he wouldn't like this option at all*
[20:34] Beezie> *slightly (demonically) really not okay* ... *watches Meta and Famine*
[20:34] Richard> *curls up and just shudders, staring straight ahead*
[20:34] Fabian> *raises an eyebrow* Even if I -am- the 'lesser Prewett', I'm still better than any of you ... Death Eater scum.
[20:35] Metatron> I... don't know if I should, really. *shakes his head and buries his face in Famine's shirt* He's bound to be angry, or... I don't know.
[20:35] Beezie> *still watching, so... wince*
[20:36] Montparnasse> *looks away* I don't think anything, as I try to avoid thinking about you at all.
[20:36] Rosier> *pulls out hip flask and takes a swig* *circles nearer* You flatter yourself. *the smirk morphs into a bit of a leer* All you are is pretty. Looks aren't real quality.
[20:36] MrCroup> ...*pokes at him quickly with a finger* ...well, at least you are still showing vital signs. *rolls eyes* Can you not try to do -something-?
[20:37] Crowley> *follows his eyes, and sees what he's looking at* Oh. Well, obviously you're not alright. What -happened- between you two? *frowns*
[20:38] Joly> *makes an effort to look confused, flushed as he is anyway* 'M positive I haven't any idea, but perhaps if.. you explained with great detail, paying attention to every word? Or.. you could just show me, 'm a visual learner, you know.
[20:38] Richard> *shrinks away from Croup, shuddering heavily, and...yeah, really, not anywhere CLOSE to coherency*
[20:39] Beezie> *pulls eyes away to look at Crowley* He doezzzn't want me to be punizzzhed for him, and beyond thizzzz, he doezzzzn't want a demon. *forgets that this is none of Crowley's business*
[20:39] Claquesous> Difficult to not think about me if you harbour such great hatred, isn't it?
[20:39] Ares> *DEFINITELY NOT MINDING SHOWING OFF, AS, DUDE, HE'S ARES, HE'S AN EXHIBITIONIST SURFER BOY GOD*
[20:39] MrCroup> ...oh my, but this is simply getting boring. So, which to try? The enthusiastic couple, or the little innocent all on his lonesome? I am certain either will be more interesting than you.
[20:39] Sibyl-Vane> *smiles gratefully back at Victoria* Yes, I think I would... thank you.
[20:39] Richard> *makes the sound again, sitting up and looking alarmed rather than stunned*
[20:40] Victoria> *smiles more* It's no problem at all... *leads her to a secluded couch, whee*
[20:40] Nemesis> *Drinks tea*
[20:40] MrCroup> *golf-claps* There we go, a reaction at last. A pity that it took so long. *stands up to go*
[20:41] Fabian> *stands still, glaring right back at Rosier* Well, what about a sense of justice and actually being a -decent- person? *sneers* Surely nothing that -you'd- understand.
[20:41] Dionysus> *IS THE GOD OF DRUNKEN REVELRY AND ALL, SO... YEAH. SO NOT MINDING ANY OF THIS*
[20:41] Montparnasse> *stiffly* I don't -hate- you. ...I simply loathe you.
[20:41] Richard> *makes a slightly panicked sound and sits up straight* You'renotgoingtohurtanyoneelseareyou?
[20:42] Claquesous> Close enough for me.
[20:42] Sibyl-Vane> *follows her to the couch, sitting down beside her*
[20:42] MrCroup> ...hurt? I won't -hurt- anyone per se... but that boy.. *points at Jehan again* Don't you think he looks a little lonely?
[20:43] Crowley> ... Oh. *starts worrying that Aziraphale might be feeling the same way, oh noes * *and also wonders who in their right mind -wouldn't- want Beezie..Imean*
[20:43] Montparnasse> Not at all. Hatred, like you said, would require thinking about you at all, outside of what's necessary for our -- work. To loathe you, all I have to do is detest you when in your presence.
[20:43] Ares> *DEFINITELY PLEASED ABOUT THE NOT MINDING, BECAUSE, YEAH, SO MUCH EASIER TO SNOG SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MIND*
[20:43] Rosier> What's decent about being a Mugglelover? *comes closer so he can whisper* You're pureblood Prewett. What went wrong? *taps Fabian on the shoulder with his cane*
[20:43] Jehan> *no, he has his pot of flowers *
[20:43] Beezie> *looks at Crowley all angsty and hot, I mean... er. no, I mean hot* ...yezzz.
[20:43] Teatime> *looks around*
[20:44] Dionysus> *NOT THAT IT'S NOT EASY ENOUGH TO SNOG DIONYSUS, BUT THEN AGAIN, HE USUALLY DOESN'T MIND... AND DUDE, IT'S -ARES-*
[20:44] Marius> *stares at him, then kisses again* Joly...
[20:44] Claquesous> Then it's such a pleasure to have made an impression on you. *chucks applecore in a nearby trashcan and licks fingers again*
[20:44] Ares> *MOST DEFINITELY, AND DUDE, IT'S *DIO* AND SINCE THEY'RE BOTH MANWHORES IT FITS, RIGHT?*
[20:44] Victoria> *smiles at friendly-like at Sibyl*
[20:44] Joly> *kisses back obligingly* ..oui, Marius?
[20:44] Victoria> *smiles all friendly-like that is*
[20:45] Richard> No *looks panicked and generally actually reacting now* No. Don't...no.
[20:45] Montparnasse> *coolly* The only impression you've made, is the impression that you owe me an apple.
[20:45] Dionysus> *TOTALLY THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A MANWHORE IS TWO MANWHORES *
[20:45] Claquesous> ..I don't owe you a damned thing.
[20:45] MrCroup> ...*looks at him boredly* Then what would you have me do? I am certainly not just going to leave.
[20:45] Fabian> *flinches a tiny bit at the closeness* *coldly* Well, I'd rather be a Mugglelover than a murderer.
[20:46] Nemesis> *Laughs at manwhores and rinks more tea*
[20:46] Sibyl-Vane> *smiles back, a little bit blushy, but far more comfortable with Lady Victoria in this relative privacy than in the middle of the crowd -- which might not be the wisest reaction...*
[20:46] Nemesis> *Drinks
[20:46] Teatime> *finds himself a lightbulb and tosses it at the ceiling*
[20:47] Richard> *gathers what little spine he has and glares at Croup* I *would* have you leave. *is...still pantsless, so this is somewhat taking away from his conviction*
[20:47] Montparnasse> Actually, you owe me -two- apples - if not more. And it -will- be repaid.
[20:47] Crowley> *drools .. I mean, no wait, that's the typist* *ogles a little, though, and sits back down next to Beezie* And let me guess. You're going to do nothing about this, either?
[20:47] Victoria> *is just trying to comfort the dear girl...*
[20:47] Ares> *MOST DEFINITELY ESPECIALLY WHEN BOTH ARE IMMORAL - IMMORTAL, SORRY...WELL, THEY'RE IMMORAL TOO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT...THEY'RE ALSO DRUNK, WHICH IS ALWAYS FUN*
[20:47] Rosier> *sees the flinch and smiles* Well.. what's bothering you, Prewett? *sips from his flask and offers it to Fabian* Could it just me?
[20:48] MrCroup> Mmm, I knew threatening others would cause you to look a little more alive. You know, perhaps I ought to just sit here and speak to you instead? Tell you a few stories?
[20:48] Dionysus> *IMMORAL, IMMORTAL, DRUNKEN MANWHORES... SOUNDS GOOD*
[20:48] Sibyl-Vane> *knows that, it's her -typist- who thinks that comfort is a good euphemism*
[20:48] Victoria> *so does -her- typist, if it's any consolation*
[20:49] Sibyl-Vane> *glances back, just briefly, to the crowd* ....I hope Dori--Mr. Gray isn't in that... in the middle of that...
[20:49] Richard> *goes back to flailing a little* ...no, no...that's a bad idea...
[20:49] Claquesous> Tell me, Etienne, since when have -you- ever repaid anything you've stolen?
[20:49] Ares> *MOST CERTAINLY, AND NOT ABOUT TO STOP ANYTIME SOON, SO YEAH*
[20:50] Victoria> I don't believe I've seen him today. *pauses* Though if Henry is here, he's likely not far behind.
[20:50] MrCroup> Marvelous, you are using actual words now. I am truly awed. *frowns* No stories? Would you like to hear, perhaps, where your marquis was before he miraculously returned from the dead?
[20:50] Beezie> ...what'zz there to do? *shifts closer to Crowley without realising it...*
[20:50] Sibyl-Vane> *wryly* Mr. Hallward, too...
[20:51] Dionysus> *LOTSA SNOGGING HERE, WOO *
[20:51] Phobos_Deimos> *eye their father and Uncle Dionysus, kind of bored with each other* ...
[20:51] Ares> *LOTSA SNOGGING HERE TOO, SO IT'S ALL GOOD *
[20:51] Montparnasse> I have ...once ...well, I didn't -want- to, but... ...no, it was for...for a charitable purpose. *glowers*
[20:51] Marius> *growls and kisses again, unbuttoning his shirt* Please...Joly...
[20:51] Victoria> *odd little knowing smile* Ah, yes. It's been that way for years.
[20:52] Claquesous> Charitable isn't in my vocabulary.
[20:52] Fabian> *ignores the flask and just glares* Of -course- you bother me, considering who you are, and who I am.
[20:52] Montparnasse> *sneers* Obviously, neither is 'hygiene'.
[20:52] Richard> *shudders and curls up, still straight-backed but somewhat on the defensive* ...ifit'llstopyoufromhurtingothers.
[20:52] Claquesous> Would you love me more if I fetched a dictionary and did include it?
[20:53] Dionysus> *WONDERS IF GROPING IS AN OLYMPIAN SPORT*
[20:53] Sibyl-Vane> *blinks* With - with Mr. Hallward? Or with Dorian?
[20:53] Crowley> ... *thinks for a moment* ... Nothing, really. *sighs, and relapses into angstyness*
[20:53] Rosier> *shrugs and pockets the flask* A Mugglelover and a true Wizard? Well, maybe you should learn how to treat your superiors.
[20:54] Phobos_Deimos> *clamber over to where Ares and Dionysus are, and just watch*
[20:54] MrCroup> Oh, delighful. How can I best introduce it? Well, we did eventually get around to simply killing him. He gave us quite a lot of cheek, though. It was necessary to... go the extra mile, so to speak. *leers*
[20:54] Richard> *shudders but doesn't move, and continues looking right at Croup with wide eyes*
[20:54] Nemesis> *Yay for drinking tea*
[20:54] Joly> *bites Marius' lip mid-kiss* You must -tell- me, love...
[20:55] Ares> *PROBABLY IS, CONSIDERING THAT HE'S DOING IT NOW AND, DUDE, THEY *ARE* ZEUS'S KIDS, SO IF IT ISN'T, IT SHOULD BE*
[20:55] MrCroup> *explains what they did in rather excrutiating detail, and let me tell you, it's a lot worse than what he has just done to Richard, and the Alona cannot handle typing it*
[20:56] Montparnasse> *grimaces* The word 'love' is the one that doesn't belong in your dictionary.
[20:56] Claquesous> I'll erase it then, for you.
[20:56] Marius> *yelps slightly* You...*continues unbuttoning* ...*pauses and grins mischeviously* Guess.
[20:56] Montparnasse> *dryly* Don't I feel privileged.
[20:57] Victoria> Oh, Basil. Though Dorian, too. Did you know my Harry had seventeen pictures of him?
[20:57] Phobos_Deimos> Phobos: Hey, dad. can we join in?
[20:57] Richard> ...*yep, back in shock again* *just...wibbles* *weakly* *with the occasional terrified shudder thrown in*
[20:57] Jehan> (17 )
[20:57] Richard> *and, yeah, coherency is...not happening*
[20:57] Sibyl-Vane> *slowly* Seventeen...pictures?
[20:57] Fabian> Oh? *raises an eyebrow* And by 'superiors', I ... really hope you don't mean -you-. *typist has flashbacks to PoA movie*
[20:57] Claquesous> Of course. Even more pleasing is that I have places to go, people to see, things to -do-. *tousles his hair and slinks off*
[20:57] * Claquesous has left #otpsareforlosers
[20:58] MrCroup> ...oh, yes. Don't you feel rather pathetic for your reaction earlier, now? I am certain you remember how.. *snerk*.. bravely he dealt with his own issues.
[20:58] Victoria> *nods* Seventeen. Why, I knew his face before I ever met him.
[20:58] Beezie> *angsts. attractively. of course.*
[20:59] Richard> ...*shuddershudderinnerflailterror*
[20:59] Joly> *sticks lip out and pouts* I told you, 'm not able to guess at all.
[20:59] Dionysus> *MAKES IT AN OLYMPIAN SPORT, THEN. WITH MAGIKAL OLYMPIC GODLY POWERS. AND THEN KEEPS ON PRACTISING*
[21:00] Montparnasse> *glares at the floor, and, as an afterthought, smooths his hair back down*
[21:00] Ares> *JOINS IN, BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PRACTICE IF YOU'RE GOING FOR THE NOT-YET-CREATED-METAL MEDAL*
[21:00] Sibyl-Vane> *frowns slightly* I didn't realize Lord Henry was so... fond of Dorian.
[21:00] MrCroup> So what are you going to do now, Mr. Mayhew? Will you simply sit there in a broken heap, twitching and wailing until some nice person comes along and puts you to bed and tells you it will all be all right? Or will you attempt do actually do something, as I have seen you do in the past?
[21:00] Rosier> Of course I mean me. *looks around with a sneer and uses the gesture to get closer* We're surrounded by Muggles. At least you're a wizard. And pureblood, even if you're a weak Mugglelover.
[21:01] Dionysus> *EVEN THOUGH THERE'S -SO- NO COMPETITION*
[21:01] Victoria> *wry smile* Quite so.
[21:02] Richard> *shakes, then manages to gather himself and looks up at Croup, expression shifting* *very slowly* I...am...going...to...spit at you. *does so*
[21:02] Ares> *OH, DEFINITELY, BUT NO HARM IN KEEPING IN SHAPE*
[21:03] MrCroup> *calmly takes out a handkerchief and wipes the spit off* Oh, that was excellent. Quite brave. *slaps him hard*
[21:03] Dionysus> *AND TOP FORM*
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[21:05] Sibyl-Vane> *sighs* Well, if Dorian -is- in there, I'm sure he's happy. *bitter? oh nooo*
[21:06] Victoria> Well, one can hope so, dear. At least I know Harry is always happy. *bitter? not at all...*
[21:07] Sibyl-Vane> *glances sidelong at Victoria* Of course he's always happy, ma'am -- he's married to you.
[21:08] Richard> *slapped hard * *falls back against the wall, grabbing his jaw and making small sounds of pain*
[21:08] Ares> *OH, MOST CERTAINLY*
[21:09] Maitimo> *looks around in alarm*
[21:09] Joly> *man slapping people sense starts flashing ..except not*
[21:09] Victoria> *looks down and turns a bit red* Oh, I wouldn't say that. I barely see him, you know.
[21:10] MrCroup> ...*sigh* Oh, this is simply useless. You are pathetic waste of flesh, really, as well as of time. It is really too bad the marquis is not here at the moment. I would love to see what you would have to say to him.
[21:10] Sibyl-Vane> *also fairly red* *softly* Because he's always with Dorian or Mr. Hallward...?
[21:10] Crowley> *tentatively pats Beezie on the shoulder* *demonically consoling of course* It'll be ... all ... not right in the end. *really not sounding that inspired himself*
[21:10] Victoria> Among others... *small sigh* really, there's always someone.
[21:10] Richard> *completely out of courage at the moment, just leans against the wall, back to shock*
[21:11] Beezie> *leans into the shoulder pat, 'cause hey, despair* Thou dozzt not sound too sure of thyzzelf.
[21:11] Fabian> *doesn't flinch this time, but doesn't step away either* And fancy this: I'd prefer them to you. *exceptnotreally,youknow*
[21:12] MrCroup> ...and here I thought we were making progress. What will you say, I wonder?
[21:12] Richard> *really drained by now and not up to saying anything...possibly for the next few years*
[21:12] Dionysus> *GODSNOGGING IS A FUN TERM. I THINK I'LL USE IT IC TOO*
[21:13] * Wotton is now known as Wotton-away
[21:13] Ares> *INDEED, AS THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DESCRIBE IT, SO YAY GODSNOGGING*
[21:13] MrCroup> *picks up a convenient stick and pokes Richard with it repeatedly* Remember the nice young boy? And, in fact, all the other nice young boys around?
[21:13] Dionysus> *IT'S SO... SPECIALLY THAT IT NEEDS NEW METALS -AND- NEW WORDS*
[21:13] Rosier> It's all about fancy isn't it, Prewett? Fabian Prewett... *snerks* What was your mother thinking? Are you supposed to be fabulous? *leans in close enough to touch but doesn't*
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[21:14] Dionysus> [So... specially? *blink*]
[21:14] Sibyl-Vane> *bites her lip, with just a tad more bitterness* From one to another? He could hardly be more of a...of a butterfly than Dorian.
[21:14] Ares> [*giggle*]
[21:15] Ares> *DEFINITELY...VOCABULARY AND METALS OF THE PRESENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE HOTNESS*
[21:15] Nemesis> *Thinks they should start snogging mathmatically and drinks more tea*
[21:15] Richard> *is poked, repeatedly, and shudders* *not looking at Croup, very quietly* What the hell do you want me to do?
[21:15] Crowley> *well then, doesn't take his hand away when he's done patting* I'm not. No one can be, when it comes to ... them. *gestures vaguely downwards*
[21:16] Victoria> Oh, I don't know. I suppose Dorian learned from Henry, after all.
[21:16] MrCroup> *shrugs* Talk. I really am quite curious. You told me the marquis is your friend... I cannot imagine you behaving around him the same way you did before any longer. What will you say?
[21:16] Beezie> [*read 'gestures' as 'saunters'*]
[21:16] Richard> [XD]
[21:16] Beezie> [*had to blink and re-read*]
[21:16] Crowley> [XDD]
[21:17] Richard> ...*flails inwardly* *sounding quiet and not looking at Croup, in a very blank tone* I...I haven't even spoken to him at all since I got here. I don't know. I don't know.
[21:17] Sibyl-Vane> Then perhaps it's a case of the student surpassing the master - although, I admit, I do not know Lord Henry as well as you... well, obviously. *blushes again*
[21:17] Sibyl-Vane> *or still*
[21:17] Sibyl-Vane> *well, more*
[21:17] MrCroup> You are very repetitive today. Why don't you think about it a little? We have time.
[21:17] Richard> *shudders* I...suppose I'll treat him the same way. I mean...what else is there to say?
[21:18] Beezie> *sighs and may inch closer, justalittle* Ah, thou dozzt not have to tell me. The Prinzzz of Hell hazzz seen it all.
[21:18] MrCroup> *shrug* I wouldn't know. Your sorts of people have the most curious reactions to these things.
[21:18] Richard> ...my sorts of people? *hollow laugh*
[21:19] MrCroup> Well, yes. The sort that operate on emotion and all that silly, sickly stuff.
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[21:19] Victoria> *still blushing* Well. As... bad... as Harry is, Dorian does seem to be quite the... student.
[21:19] Fabian> *doesn't pull away* Well, of -course- I am supposed to be fabulous. Can't you see it? *slightly taunting voice*
[21:19] Cinderella> *peers at the new arrival* Hello, I don't think I've seen you before.
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[21:20] Richard> *faint noise* Ah.
[21:21] Nemesis> *Is bored and drinks tea*
[21:21] MrCroup> I have never really understood that. How can you look out for others before yourself? It strikes me as destructive.
[21:22] Sibyl-Vane> *now rather decidedly red, focuses on her hands folded in her lap, murmuring* I suppose he -is- a good pupil. ...but I don't... Do you really want to talk about this, ma'am? Dorian and Lord Henry and - everything? Or can we...speak of something else?
[21:22] Richard> *shrugs slightly, pretty much too far into shock to really be focusing on who he's talking to or what he's saying* It's kindness. It's...not liking to see someone else hurt because you know it would hurt if it happened to you. And it's hoping that someone will do the same for you.
[21:23] Rosier> *leers and licks his lips* Do you want to prove that? If I'm not satisfied I get my money back.
[21:23] MrCroup> *blinks, just the tiniest bit taken aback* Well, I can see that this is the way to make you speak. Kindess, of course, is hardly something a murderer could ever understand. You know that, yes?
[21:23] Victoria> *looks up and at Sibyl* I... we can change the subject. I don't mind, of course, though I imagine you... well. I have been married to Harry for many years, and there are just some things you get used to.
[21:24] Victoria> And... dear, call me Victoria. Ma'am makes me feel so dreadfully old.
[21:24] Richard> 'Course. Least of all you. *sounding a little bit bitter, but still very much in shock*
[21:24] Joly> *gives up for the moment and decides that Marius was pulled away with his typist to nacho-night, or whatever it was, and goes off to sit by Parnasse* ...'Lo.
[21:25] Joly> *or not....?*
[21:25] Joly> *nevermind 1*
[21:25] Marius> ....*THWAPS HIS TYPISST*
[21:25] Marius> *VERY HARDLY*
[21:25] Joly> *thwaps her too *
[21:25] Crowley> *nods knowingly* Of course. Sometimes I wonder ... even though you're my superior, if you have it -worse- than me.
[21:25] Marius> *scowls* Joly, love, what'd you say?
[21:25] Sibyl-Vane> *quietly* I was never married to Dorian, and only engaged to him for two days. So I suppose I never had the chance. ...Victoria.
[21:25] MrCroup> I understand why you would say that. I'm happy to see you're speaking like a proper person again. Your mutterings and mumblings were tiring.
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[21:26] Montparnasse> *....doesn't greet Joly, then?*
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[21:27] Joly> *sorry Etienne, how about later...?*
[21:27] Marius> *how about when I-actually- go eat?*
[21:27] Joly> *pouts* I told you, 'm unable to guess now...
[21:27] Marius> *which, incidentally, should be..15 minutes*
[21:27] Joly> *oh deeyahr 1 :O*
[21:27] Marius> *NAAACHOS*
[21:28] Montparnasse> *will hold you to that* *goes off for an apple for the time being, then*
[21:28] Marius> *kisses again* How are you unable to?
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[21:29] Joly> *sighs and smiles* I don't know what you want.
[21:29] Jehan> *sips tea*
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[21:29] Beezie> *late* *arches an eyebrow* Worzzze than thee?
[21:29] Fabian> *looks slightly offput, but doesn't pull back either* I hardly doubt that you wouldn't be satisfied, but I only reserve this sort of thing for people who are ... deserving.
[21:29] Jehan> *smiles at Amadeo*
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[21:31] Marius> *growls playfully and kisses* I told you what I want.
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[21:31] Jehan> *doesn't look at Marius and Joly*
[21:32] Crowley> Yes. Worse. You may be higher up on the hierarchy, but that also means you get to face more of ... His wrath. *also unconciously inches closer, zomg*
[21:33] Joly> *flushes brightly and pulls him closer, kissing back* You're so vague in what you want, though... *bites Marius' tongue lightly*
[21:33] Rosier> My, aren't you picky? You can't judge me. *firmly grasps by the shoulder and kisses*
[21:33] Victoria> Ah. *looks at her a little sadly* You're probably better off for it.
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[21:34] Beezie> *sighs and doesn'tmindinching,omg* Yezzz... and the... conzzequencezzz of Hizzz dizzappointment are... greater...
[21:34] Sibyl-Vane> *looks up to meet Victoria's eyes* *wistfully* Perhaps I am, but I still... I wish... *looks back down, swallowing* I still love Dorian. I cannot help it. I... I wish I could - I -do- hate him, I hate how cruel he-- but I love him, too, and I... and I know it's foolish, but... but still. I love him.
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[21:36] Victoria> *reaches out to touch her hand* *softly* ...I know.
[21:36] Marius> *yelps slightly* I..I want you. *kisses* Mmmph.
[21:37] Fabian> *starts, rather surprisedly* *doesn't pull away, but doesn't exactly kiss back either*
[21:39] Sibyl-Vane> *looks down at their hands, cheeks pinkening slightly (or, y'know, -more-)* Maybe I -should- go to France. Or to Australia. Or to... to anywhere, anywhere in this world where Dorian...isn't.
[21:39] Joly> Love, 'm right here. *laughs*
[21:40] Rosier> *slides the cane around Fabian's back to try to pull him closer* *breaks kiss* You'll have to do better than that if you want to keep your money. *sneers and strokes Fabian's cheek*
[21:42] Marius> *growls* *is apparently in a growly mood* I know you are. *kisses roughly* And I want you.
[21:43] Victoria> *doesn't move hand* It would be good for you. Once... once you fall for a man like He-- like Dorian, you're... you don't want to spend your life waiting for him. *gently* They never come back.
[21:44] * Wotton-away is now known as Wotton
[21:45] Sibyl-Vane> *bites her lip, her eyes suspiciously bright* *in a slightly choked whisper* Never?
[21:46] Crowley> *wait, still has his hand on Beezie's arm, I think?* *nods* Indeed. Sometimes it's ... helpful not to be noticed so much.
[21:46] Joly> Want me to -what?- The more detail and adjectives used, the better... *winds fingers in his hair and kisses back just as roughly*
[21:48] Beezie> *oh, yes on his shoulder/upper arm* Indeed. Sometimezzz so... I am alwayzz vizzzible... *leans against Crowley*
[21:49] * Pepper-away is now known as Pepper
[21:49] Victoria> *shakes head, eyes sad and a little misty* No matter how long you wait, how many nights you-- never.
[21:50] Fabian> *finally gets his senses back, and glares back a bit defiantly at Rosier* You mean, like this? *pulls Rosier back into the kiss, without ... really knowing what he's doing. um.*
[21:50] * Marius is now known as Marius-noshinguponnachos
[21:51] Joly> ...
[21:51] Montparnasse> *...returns with an apple *
[21:53] Joly> *still terribly flushed, goes over (really, now) to sit by Parnasse* ...'Lo, darling apple fiend.
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[21:54] Crowley> *unconciously moves his arm around the Beezie's back, and geez, they're being awfully shy for a pair of demons * ... That would be rather annoying, I think.
[21:54] Montparnasse> Ligur: *suggests that they realize cheating on their respective otps is a sin and just treat it like very fun business?* *....vanishes*
[21:56] Sibyl-Vane> *swallows back potential tears, biting hard on her lip* ...but -you- don't stop waiting...
[21:56] Montparnasse> *glances at Joly over the top of the apple* Hardly a fiend. ...where'd Pontmercy go?
[21:56] Rosier> *smirks while kissing coz it's the special talent of evil people* *still uses the cane to prevent Fabian from backing away if he so chose* *grips the back of Fabian's neck hard*
[21:57] Joly> ...Had to leave for a moment, I think. *smiles and shrugs*
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[21:59] Montparnasse> *dryly* To remind himself that he's married? ((...sillyparnasse,it'santi otpday ))
[22:00] Beezie> *maybe sortof wraps an arm around Crowley's waist, 'cause it's only polite to return the favour, you know* ...thou dozzt not know the half of it, Crawlee.
[22:01] Victoria> Darling, look at me... *sad look*
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[22:02] * Pepper is now known as Pepper-gone
[22:02] Jehan> ...Poe..?
[22:02] Joly> Oh, no, he was convinced that he had to eat, I think.
[22:03] e_alan_poe> waht́s up ??
[22:03] Montparnasse> What a pity. *bites into the apple, without describing it in much detail, thankyou*
[22:03] Jehan> .....
[22:03] Beezie> [OMGOMG]
[22:03] e_alan_poe> waht́s up ??
[22:04] * Joly is now known as Allyssa
[22:04] Allyssa> OMGOMG POE. *flings self and hugs and then returns to Typist abyss with a huuuge smile 1*
[22:04] * Allyssa is now known as Joly
[22:04] Jehan> Give me the third stanza of The Raven.
[22:04] e_alan_poe> somebody want to mess around
[22:04] Jehan> no.
[22:04] Jehan> What's your wife's name?
[22:04] * Joly is now known as Allyssa
[22:04] e_alan_poe> i don't have a ife
[22:04] Allyssa> *TAKES BACK HUG EEEEW*
[22:05] Jehan> Yes, you do.
[22:05] Jehan> Her name is Virginia.
[22:05] Saint-Alona> ...excuse me, who would you happen to be?
[22:05] * Allyssa is now known as Joly
[22:05] Saint-Alona> *pokes at the.... 'Poe'*
[22:05] e_alan_poe> can i give u a big smile...hu u are so funny
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[22:05] Jehan> .....
[22:05] Saint-Alona> ...excuse me? Are you a DF-er?
[22:06] Montparnasse> *...poe-ks?*
[22:06] e_alan_poe> no
[22:06] e_alan_poe> why
[22:06] Saint-Alona> Then please leave.
[22:06] Joly> ..'M rather hungry myself. Happen to have another apple, love? *smiles in a hopefully winning manner*
[22:06] Saint-Alona> You really don't belong here.
[22:06] e_alan_poe> wu want to proof??
[22:06] Montparnasse> Of course. *didn't just bring out a whole bag, mind you* *hands him an apple*
[22:06] Saint-Alona> This is a DF function, and I am sorry to say you would be quite unhappy here.
[22:07] e_alan_poe> i'm not unhappy
[22:07] e_alan_poe> are u ??
[22:07] Jehan> Yes.
[22:07] * Joly is now known as Joly-AppleEating
[22:07] e_alan_poe> then...leave
[22:07] Saint-Alona> I am very sorry, but I really have to ask you to move on.
[22:07] e_alan_poe> please
[22:07] e_alan_poe> why
[22:07] Saint-Alona> Look, we are having an event here.
[22:07] e_alan_poe> what kind
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[22:08] Saint-Alona> You are not part of our clique, of our group.
[22:08] e_alan_poe> can i be??
[22:08] Saint-Alona> Not really.
[22:08] e_alan_poe> what do i ahve to do
[22:08] e_alan_poe> ??
[22:08] Saint-Alona> You can't even type correctly.
[22:08] e_alan_poe> what a joke
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[22:08] e_alan_poe> u need a girlfriend man
[22:09] * e_alan_poe was kicked by Saint-Alona (e_alan_poe )
[22:09] Saint-Alona> Here's hoping.
[22:09] e_alan_poe> bye
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[22:09] e_alan_poe> uckers
[22:09] Sibyl-Vane> *looks up, eyes wet* ...yes?
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[22:11] Victoria> *still softly* Don't become me.
[22:13] Sibyl-Vane> *stares at Victoria in silence for a moment, tears trickling down her cheeks* ....I... I c-can't. You, at least, are Lord Henry's w-wife... *bites her lip*
[22:14] * Wotton-away is now known as Wotton
[22:15] Fabian> *doesn't pull away, then, because of the cane ... right* *kisses back roughly, though*
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[22:16] * Pepper-gone is now known as Pepper
[22:16] Victoria> No, no... oh... *wipes the tears away* I'm his wife, I have his name, but he doesn't-- and *lets go of Sibyl's hand to show her wedding ring* this keeps me from moving on.
[22:17] Rosier> *growls and bites Fabian's lips* *pushes himself up against him*
[22:17] * Joly-AppleEating is now known as Joly
[22:17] Eponine> (looks a bit confused and feels sympathetic towards Victoria)
[22:18] Beezie> *tightens arm around Crowley's waist*
[22:19] Joly> Merci, lovely Etienne. *licks lips, then bites into apple and sucks the juice beginning to run down to the tip of his finger before it can reach such*
[22:20] Crowley> *maybe sortof doesn't mind the arm being wrapped around him?* *sighs, and actually feels a bit -sorry- for Beezie, demonically, of course* ... do you sometimes wonder what would've happened if we hadn't fallen?
[22:21] Beezie> *ohyes, completely demonically* ... *blinks a few times* Couldzzt thou imagine uzzz as angelzzz?
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[22:26] * Marius-noshinguponnachos is now known as Marius
[22:32] Joly> *looks up from apple and grins* ...'Lo again, Marius
[22:33] Fabian> (*tests*)
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[22:43] Marius> *LATE* Hallo, Joly
[22:45] Fabian> *gasps slightly and pushes back against Rosier, now thoroughly snogging him*
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[22:47] Joly> *attracts ATTENTION to get people to DO THINGS by swallowing bite of apple and slowly licking juice from fingers whilst staring at Marius* Have a good time, by chance?
[22:47] Crowley> ... well, we -were- angels at one time. It's just pretty vague in my mind...
[22:47] Marius> *staaares* ...Yes. My typist has an apple, incidentally.
[22:48] Joly> ...How lovely? *smiles and darts tongue out to lick his lips*
[22:49] Marius> I should think so. *watches*
[22:50] Rosier> *pushes Fabian slowly backwards* *grinds against him* *snogs snoggier than thou*
[22:50] Jehan> *sips tea*
[22:50] Beezie> Exzzzzzactly. Becauzzzz we weren't meant to be angelzzzz. We're evil.
[22:51] Metatron> *lives and stuff, um, and is Famine-less, and yeah* *lurks*
[22:52] Metatron> *but not as good at lurking as Hastur and Ligur* *woe*
[22:55] Fabian> *is now pinned against a wall, zomg?* *snogs back ... er, liek whoa, because the typist is an idiot*
[22:56] Joly> ..Something wrong, darling? *takes another bite and doesn't bother to lick off his fingers, this time*
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[22:59] Marius> *eyes Joly, grinning* ...Not particularly.
[23:00] Crowley> *still kind of wrapped around Beezie, but ... really not minding it * Evil, hmm? *smirks, um, evilly* We should stop moping around like a couple of ... not-fallen angels, then.
[23:02] Joly> ...Oh. Well, then. *smiles obliviously*
[23:03] Rosier> *gropes Fabian with one hand* *drops the cane as the wall does much better* *rips at the buttons of Fabian's shirt and bites his neck*
[23:03] Beezie> *not minding at all, so sort of.. shifts...* Evil, indeed... *grins* Good idea. We should act as proper demonzzz... sinful demonzzz...?
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[23:03] * Ron has no idea what's going on.
[23:04] Neville> ...Hi, Ron.
[23:04] Ron> I have no idea what the hell this is.
[23:04] Neville> ...Me neither.
[23:04] Marius> *eyes Joly's hand* You're dripping, love.
[23:05] Ron> *stares* Thatsoundssowrong
[23:05] Neville> ..*snickers*
[23:05] * Rosier would explain it's all about teh hot lovin' if his tongue wasn't metaphorically down Fabian's throat.
[23:05] Marius> ...Isn't that the point?
[23:06] Ron> I don't know.
[23:06] Neville> ....
[23:06] Neville> Ron?
[23:06] Neville> ......Isn'tthatyouruncle?
[23:06] * Metatron would um, explain, but has apparently passed out in the kitchen.
[23:07] Ron> Ohgrossitis
[23:07] Neville> *averts his eyes*
[23:07] * Nemesis would explain if she wasn't busy drinking tea and reading
[23:07] Ron> Nem?
[23:08] Nemesis> Yo?
[23:08] Ron> Sorry, what's this?
[23:09] Neville> What in hell is going on?
[23:09] Nemesis> *Looks up* They're being horndogs.
[23:09] Neville> ....Well. Yes. But.
[23:09] Neville> Death Eater?
[23:09] Ron> *reddens madly*
[23:10] Fabian> *feels bad about scarring his nephew for life, so ... let's just pretend that they're in a different room >.>* *gasps a little, tilting his head backwards to allow more access to his neck*
[23:11] Nemesis> *Smiles and goes back to reading*
[23:11] Ron> *facepalm*
[23:11] Joly> I suppose so. *smirks slightly and runs his tongue down the length of a finger before taking it the whole of it into his mouth, sucking the dripping juice off and lingering at the tip of it, then proceeds to do the similar with the rest of his fingers, and drops his hand to his lap* ...'S that better?
[23:11] Ron> I am so confused right now help.
[23:12] Neville> ...Me too.
[23:12] Ron> *clings to Neville* So gross.
[23:13] Crowley> *...also shifts closer * ... Well, wouldn't that be the Wrong thing to do? *grins back*
[23:13] Neville> *clings back* I guess so.
[23:13] Metatron> *uh... snores*
[23:13] Metatron> *because his typist is bored*
[23:13] Beezie> Oh, it would. And it'zzzz in our nature...
[23:13] Marius> *gapes* Yes...very much so. *picks up his hand and kisses it lightly*
[23:14] Ron> Did we step on a Portkey or something?
[23:14] Neville> Um. *shifty looks* I don't know.
[23:14] Ron> *realises he's still clinging to Neville and lets go* Uhmsorry.
[23:15] Neville> Um. Oh. It'sok.
[23:15] Ron> *tugs on his collar* Uhhuh
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[23:16] Rosier> *finishes ripping down the buttons and digs his fingernails into Fabian's skin* *bites and licks down Fabian's neck to the other side*
[23:16] Neville> Right. Yes. So.
[23:16] Joly> 'M happy so, then. *clicks tongue* Didn't you just see where that hand was, Marius? No place to be kissed, of course.
[23:16] Ron> *stares at Fabian, horrified* WHAT THE HELL.
[23:16] Ron> YES I KNOW THEY LEFT BUT I SENSE HORROR.
[23:17] Neville> .....I DON'T KNOW.
[23:17] Neville> *wibble*
[23:17] Nemesis> *Without looking up* Ron, just look away or something.
[23:17] Marius> ...Do you think I -care-?
[23:18] Joly> ...I don't -know-.
[23:18] Joly> ...Do you care?
[23:18] Crowley> *nods in agreement* ... so. Er. *wonders which of the typists is brave enough to break their OTP first :O* *but we're the same person, so I suppose it doesn't matter*
[23:18] Marius> ....No.
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[23:19] Ron> LOOKING AWAY ISN'T EASY
[23:19] Neville> IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
[23:19] Ron> Trainwreck, OK?
[23:19] Neville> *cling*
[23:19] Ron> DON'T WANT TO STARE CAN'T LOOK AWAY
[23:20] Ron> *clings tightly*
[23:20] Neville> I KNOW.
[23:20] Nemesis> ...throw a blanket over your heads then. *Tosses blanket*
[23:20] Charlie> *lurks hesitantly*
[23:20] Metatron> *drools on the kitchen table*
[23:20] Neville> ....
[23:20] Joly> ...I suppose that's a good thing, then?
[23:20] Neville> *still clinging*
[23:20] Marius> Yes, I should think so.
[23:21] Pollution> *pokes the drooling Metatron because his typist is bored*
[23:21] Ron> *hides under blanket with Neville*
[23:21] Sibyl-Vane> *quietly, EXTREMELY LATELY, and still tearily* But... but Mr. St-Just -- I mean, you... -have- moved on, haven't you? ...I thought...
[23:21] Neville> *blanket'd *
[23:21] Ron> THANKS, NEM, NOW I'M BOILING MY BLOODY BALLS OFF.
[23:21] Nemesis> You're very welcome, dear
[23:21] Metatron> *poke'd* ... *blink* Um. *coughs and wipes his mouth* Hullo.
[23:21] Beezie> *true, we ARE the same person, so... * So. *leans in, like ohsoclose* Demonic thingzzzzzzz...
[23:21] Neville> *still clinging *
[23:22] Pollution> *smirks* Hello. You look ever so flattering when you sleep, you know.
[23:22] Ron> *tugs on his collar again* I can hear them
[23:22] Joly> ...Well, then.
[23:22] Metatron> Oh, be quiet. *glare*
[23:22] Neville> Idon'twanttohearthem.
[23:22] Nemesis> Make some noise then
[23:23] Pollution> *grins, then moves to make tea or something*
[23:23] Ron> What??
[23:23] Neville> ...What?
[23:23] Nemesis> It's easy. If you two make noise of some sort then you won't hear them?
[23:23] Metatron> ...Er, might I have some of that tea when you're done?
[23:23] Victoria> *sighs* I have Armand, yes, but... but there's always... you're young, dear. You needn't let yourself...
[23:23] Victoria> *sighs* I have Armand, yes, but... but there's always-- You're young, dear. You needn't let yourself...
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[23:24] Beezie> [...]
[23:24] Beezie> [...how'd that happen?]
[23:24] Metatron> [...:O Magic.]
[23:24] Beezie> [...Witchcraft.]
[23:24] Pollution> *shrugs* If you trust my tea, of course. *pulls out two cups anyway*
[23:25] Ron> If we make noise there'll be a bloody racket.
[23:25] Metatron> [OH NOEZ WITCHCRAFT 11]
[23:25] Ron> Could just ignore them?
[23:25] Metatron> *smiles* Thank you.
[23:25] Nemesis> I don't care
[23:25] Sibyl-Vane> *biting her trembling lower lip* I c-can't help it, V-Victoria. I...there -is- no one like Dorian.
[23:25] Neville> It will.
[23:26] Beezie> [...this is not Victoria's window.]
[23:26] Metatron> [Or IS it?]
[23:26] Nemesis> Good luck not hearing them
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[23:26] Wotton> [IT'S A CONSPIRACY.]
[23:26] Ron> I'd let go of you but the blanket would fall off and we'd have to look.
[23:26] Ron> So bask in discomfort, Neville friend.
[23:26] Victoria> [OF CARTOGRAPHERS?]
[23:27] Fabian> *whoops, late* *is well, um, happily ravished, for lack of other words* ... *and finds that Rosier has disappeared*
[23:27] Metatron> [DEFINITELY.]
[23:27] * Charlie has quit IRC (Ping timeout )
[23:27] Sibyl-Vane> [.......]
[23:27] Metatron> [...YOUR MOM.]
[23:27] Neville> I shall. Because. Yeah. Don't want to see that.
[23:28] Marius> Well, then, indeed. *kisses?*
[23:28] Sibyl-Vane> [Your MOM is my anti otp.[
[23:28] Victoria> I... *squeezes her hand* It seems that way now, doesn't it? And oh-- it'll-- *chokes on the beginning of tears* I'm- I'm sorry, dear.
[23:28] Ron> *nods heatedly*
[23:28] Metatron> [Um, actually, I AM the mom of anti-OTP. OH SNAP ]
[23:28] Neville> *snickers* I feel like a parrot.
[23:29] Sibyl-Vane> [Ooh Burn.]
[23:29] Ron> Why?
[23:29] Joly> *kisses back, that's it? after such a display*
[23:29] Neville> The blanket.
[23:29] Metatron> [*totally witty*]
[23:29] Marius> *SNOGS back, then. Liek WHOA*
[23:30] Ron> Why's that making you feel like a parrot?
[23:30] Beezie> [Do you feel pretty, oh so pretty?]
[23:31] Metatron> [Yes. :D And I'm always gay.]
[23:31] Crowley> *and also lately, as typist is distracted by other typists* So... *gah, fine, finally kisses Beelzebub -- there *
[23:31] Wotton> Quincey: OMGART,JOHN'SHERE
[23:31] Victoria> [...]
[23:31] Wotton> Quincey: . . . I MEAN. Wait, no, I DID mean OMGJOHN'SHERE
[23:31] Metatron> [...:D]
[23:31] Victoria> Art: *plays in this chat * JOHN'S HERE?
[23:31] Wotton> [. . . AND. SOMEONE HAS THE WRONG WINDOW]
[23:31] Wotton> [BUT HEY]
[23:31] Neville> ...'Cos that's what people do to shut up parrots.
[23:31] Wotton> [XD]
[23:32] Pollution> *comes back over to hand Meta a cup of tea*
[23:32] Joly> *yelps in surprise, then *
[23:32] Victoria> [XDDD They're too canon to be an anti-OTP XDD]
[23:32] Marius> *WOO *
[23:32] Sibyl-Vane> *bites down even harder, trying to keep back what is threatening to go from mere teariness to outright sobs* It's.... it's D-Dorian, though, m--Victoria. I...no one, -no one-, will ever b-be like.... him.
[23:32] Ron> They do?
[23:32] Ron> I thought were were supposed to be noisy under here ...
[23:32] Wotton> Quincey: *flees anti-OTP, because he doesn't need to be here until Algy puts in an appearance ;D*
[23:32] Neville> .....
[23:32] Beezie> ...*kiss'd * *pushes Crowley back and kisses more fiercely, because y'know, lust*
[23:33] Neville> ...I don't know.
[23:33] Ron> Hm. *sits closer to Neville*
[23:33] Ron> Weird.
[23:33] Joly> *thinks these things in asterisks should be a bit more exciting thn that*
[23:33] Neville> *shrugs* Parrots are weird birds.
[23:33] Ron> You're not weird like a parrot, though.
[23:34] Marius> *wonders if Joly would -like- to make them more exciting*
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[23:34] Victoria> Oh. Oh. You-- you really love him. I-- I know how-- *suddenly hugs Sibyl*
[23:34] Joly> *thinks Marius should request something, as he -certainly- doesn't know what -he- should be doing* ...
[23:34] Neville> Neither are you, mate.
[23:35] Ron> Weird situation, this.
[23:35] Neville> Yeah. Really weird.
[23:36] Sibyl-Vane> *would, possibly, under different circumstances, be surprised and a little embarrassed by the sudden effusiveness, but is in no condition to be thinking anyone else is being overemotional, and so clings gratefully to Victoria, sobbing into her shoulder*
[23:36] Ron> Weird like if I ... Hm.
[23:36] Neville> ....If you what?
[23:36] Jehan> *feels sorry for Sibyl and Victoria*
[23:37] Wotton> *is totally not listening, or might actually feel bad. maybe. but only a little*
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[23:37] Ron> I dunno.
[23:37] Neville> ....Oh.
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[23:38] Marius> *grabs Joly and kisses him again, roughly* I need you...
[23:38] Ron> *scratches his nose*
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[23:38] Neville> *rubs at his face* Really queer, this is.
[23:38] Ron> *sets his hand back on the floor, brushing it mistakenly against Neville's, pulling back in alarm*
[23:38] Ron> Queer?
[23:39] Ron> *tenses*
[23:39] Victoria> *is not so usually so forward, and would certainly not have hugged Sibyl were the conversation different and the feelings so similar, but as that doesn't matter, just clings to Sibyl and strokes her hair*
[23:39] Neville> ..*shrugs* ..Like. Odd. Y'know.
[23:39] Ron> Yes, of course. Queer. Not like that other queer like them all.
[23:40] Neville> Yeah. Right.
[23:40] Crowley> *is pushed back and yes, of course, lust. snogs back, because typist is braindead, I think*
[23:40] Ron> Uh huh.
[23:40] Joly> *leans back where he's sitting and pulls Marius on top of him, kissing back all the while* ..I don't know what you want from me, but... the more detail you put into an explanation, the more helpful I'll be.
[23:40] Ron> I could ...
[23:41] Ron> I could lean against you for the sake of covering us up more. That would be weird, not that other queer, no not at all. Just to keep us covered.
[23:41] Neville> ..Right. 'Cos we want to stay covered.
[23:41] Neville> Yes.
[23:42] Ron> Yeah. *squishes up to Neville* There.
[23:42] Ron> *tugs at his collar again*
[23:42] Ron> Totally hidden, totally not queer.
[23:42] Marius> *unbuttons Joly's shirt, if he hadn't already, and purrs, then kisses down his neck* This.
[23:43] Neville> *squishts back* 'f course not. Not at all queer.
[23:43] Ron> Because that'd be queer if it was queer.
[23:43] Neville> Very queer.
[23:43] Nemesis> *Raises eyebrow at Ron and Neville even though they can't see*
[23:43] Ron> *puts his arm around Neville's shoulder to pull him closer* This? This isn't queer. This is two mates in a bad situation trying to avoid it.
[23:44] Beezie> *snogging works snogs... sinfully and you know, er. sins. so seven-of-them-ly*
[23:44] Metatron> [What happened to Distraction and Public Indecency?]
[23:44] Neville> Right. 'Cos we're not queer. Nope. We're just...trying to hide.
[23:44] Ron> *throat tightens* -Hide?- Oh, right ... Yeah.
[23:44] Beezie> [...right. 9 of them. I forgot Public Indencency was made the Ninth, anyway.]
[23:45] Crowley> Distraction: I'm a Sin now? That's-- Ooooh. Snogging. *watches*
[23:45] Neville> ...Yeah. H-hide.
[23:45] Joly> Sex in the Main Room: *is having a field day *
[23:46] Ron> IthinkIlikehiding ... For the sake of ignoring this all.
[23:47] Sibyl-Vane> *continues crying into Victoria's shoulder, clinging and so forth* *after a moment, her sobs quiet* ....th-thank you...
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[23:47] Neville> Metoo.
[23:48] Ron> *blinks* Not queerly, or anything.
[23:48] Ron> Because we're definitely not queer.
[23:48] Joly> *gasps slightly at the sudden chill* That's.. a lovely start.
[23:48] Neville> ..Of course not. Nope.
[23:49] Victoria> *pulls away slightly, but only slightly and smiles, though she's really only barely holding back own sad tears* ...of course, dear... *brushes a lock of hair out of Sibyl's eyes*
[23:49] Ron> *flushes* Nope.
[23:49] Ron> It's really hot under here.
[23:50] Neville> ...Yeah.
[23:50] Rosier> *keeps snogging Fabian coz he can*
[23:50] Ron> Would it be OK if I ...
[23:50] Marius> *kisses down Joly's chest, purring quietly*
[23:51] Neville> ...what?
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[23:51] Ron> IfItookoffmyshirt? It's bloody sweltering under here and if we want to keep hiding much longer ...
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[23:51] Neville> I don't care, mate.
[23:51] Ron> Right.
[23:51] Ron> *awkwardly pulls his shirt off over his head and pushes it out from under the blanket*
[23:52] Nemesis> *Oddlooks shirt* *Shrugs*
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[23:52] Sibyl-Vane> *rubs her eyes* I'm sorry, m--Victoria. I... I don't know what came over me...
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[23:53] Metatron> *er, awaits tea? and such?*
[23:53] Ron> Eh?
[23:53] Neville> ...Er. You..er. Wouldn't mind if I did too?
[23:53] Pollution> *gave Meta tea a while back but got lost in the typist takeover, apparently*
[23:53] Metatron> *right*
[23:53] Metatron> *drains tea to clear head*
[23:53] Joly> *tangles fingers in his hair and smiles appreciatively* ...Oh, very lovely.
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[23:54] Ron> Go for it.
[23:54] Pollution> *quirks a brow at Meta and sips his own tea* If you'd like more...
[23:55] Metatron> Oh, er. If it's not too much trouble. *looks sheepish*
[23:55] Victoria> Shhh. Don't apologise. I-- I know. Believe me, Sibyl... if anyone-- I know.
[23:55] Neville> Right. *awkwardly tugs his shirt off and throws it out from under the blanket*
[23:55] Pollution> *laughs quietly and get Meta more tea*
[23:55] Pollution> *gets
[23:55] Fabian> *was still snogging Rosier, but ... is apparently not anymore*
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[23:56] Ron> *grins awkwardly*
[23:56] Charlie> *head in hands, as it is when he is normally around*
[23:56] Metatron> ...Thanks. *faint smile*
[23:56] Metatron> *pokes Charlie* You all right?
[23:56] Neville> ...This is...weird. Still.
[23:56] Ron> Better than queer.
[23:56] Pollution> Not a problem. *sits and drinks*
[23:57] Metatron> *drinks tea, more slowly this time* *sigh*
[23:57] Marius> *keeps kissing*
[23:57] Neville> ...Yeah.
[23:58] Charlie> Um. I don't know. Not really, I guess..
[23:58] Ron> We're not queer, we're comfortable.
[23:58] Neville> 'f course not.
[23:58] Metatron> Ah, well. Tea?
[23:59] Joly> *sighs happily* ..What... else?
[23:59] Charlie> *shrugs* I guess. I brought my own cigarettes this time, so I won't bother you. Just in case you were expecting me to ask.
Session Close: Sat Jun 04 00:00:00 2005

jehan, neville longbottom, dionysus, richard mayhew, maedhros, boq, claquesous, ares, war, pollution, anti-otp, victoria wotton, montparnasse, evan rosier, fabian prewett, jonathan teatime, joly, crowley, beelzebub, famine, sybil vane, avaric, croup, marius pontmercy, metatron, nemesis

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