Anti-OTP Weekend Logs, Part 1

[frstelf]

I am posting the log of Anti-OTP Weekend in it's entirety. Enjoy.



Session Start: Fri Jun 03 18:50:25 2005
Session Ident: #otpsareforlosers
[18:50] * Now talking in #otpsareforlosers
[18:50] FranzKafka> Hallo
[18:50] Metatron> Yo :D
[18:50] Famine> *giggle*
[18:50] Cinderella> Hello
[18:50] Saint-Alona> Cheerio
[18:51] Metatron> *twirls*
[18:51] Saint-Alona> ...did anyone actually read the entire announcement, by the bye?
[18:51] Metatron> I DID
[18:51] Joly> I did
[18:51] Cinderella> Of course
[18:51] Famine> I DID
[18:51] Nemesis> ME
[18:51] Saint-Alona> AWESOME. 3
[18:51] FranzKafka> Yes'm.
[18:51] Saint-Alona> ...but Ally.. you asked me what the room name was.
[18:51] Saint-Alona> It's on the announcement.
[18:51] Nemesis> I didn't memorize it
[18:51] FranzKafka> When all else fails, read the directions.
[18:51] Saint-Alona> ...True.
[18:51] Metatron> XDD
[18:51] Saint-Alona> Right. 3
[18:52] Nemesis> And I'm at the janis joplin website, and I wasn't going to abandon JANIS
[18:52] Metatron> ...XD
[18:52] Saint-Alona> Sounds reasonable.
[18:52] Nemesis> *Is loving this hippie report*
[18:52] Cinderella> >_> I think this is thee only puppet I could try this with that wouldn't break me.
[18:52] Famine> XD
[18:52] FranzKafka> Aww 3
[18:52] Crowley> I think ... I'll have to wait for Z until actually -doing- anything, unless I throw in a few more puppets. Hmm.
[18:52] Saint-Alona> ....okay. Um. This is embarassing, but who are you?
[18:52] Saint-Alona> Cindy-mun.
[18:52] Cinderella> Hmm?
[18:52] Metatron> XD;
[18:53] FranzKafka> Yeaahh, I really want Z in here.
[18:53] Metatron> *doesn'tknoweither>_>*
[18:53] Cinderella> If you didn't get it from that, I'm not telling.
[18:53] Saint-Alona> ..Idon'tknowwhoyouare.>.>
[18:53] Crowley> XDD
[18:53] FranzKafka> Can I tell?
[18:53] Cinderella> *bounces*
[18:53] FranzKafka> Oh. :X
[18:53] Cinderella> NO
[18:53] Saint-Alona> ...please?
[18:53] FranzKafka> *doesn't*
[18:53] Cinderella> *giggle*
[18:53] Metatron> ;__;
[18:53] Crowley> *knows*
[18:53] Saint-Alona> I'm brain dead...
[18:53] Cinderella> Nooooooooo, it's more fun this way.
[18:53] Saint-Alona> *wibbles*
[18:53] Metatron> OMG
[18:53] Metatron> TWO MINUTES
[18:53] Metatron> TWOOOOOOO
[18:53] Joly> XD
[18:53] Famine> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[18:53] Cinderella> *ponces Dili*
[18:53] Nemesis> TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:53] Famine> *HAPPY SPAZZING*
[18:53] Saint-Alona> Yaaaaayyyy 3
[18:53] FranzKafka> XDD
[18:53] Nemesis> *is excited*
[18:53] Metatron> I guess we'll all just... snap in character at the hour. XD
[18:53] Famine> XD
[18:53] Famine> WE WILL.
[18:53] FranzKafka> XD
[18:53] Cinderella> *snerk*
[18:53] FranzKafka> You know, be right back.
[18:53] Nemesis> So, as soon as the clock turns we're all IC right?
[18:53] * FranzKafka has left #otpsareforlosers
[18:53] Cinderella> Cinders breaks my head.
[18:53] Metatron> I believe so.
[18:53] Crowley> So Anyone want to be paired with War? :D
[18:54] Famine> XD
[18:54] Metatron> oneminute~~ :OOO
[18:54] Nemesis> Nemesis would, but it's Anti OTP
[18:54] Cinderella> But...clocks turn at different times...Alona should annouce.
[18:54] Famine> I've got a bunch of chars at disposal.
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[18:54] Jehan> There we go.
[18:54] Joly> :DD
[18:54] Metatron> :X
[18:54] Jehan> If only to watch.
[18:54] Nemesis> Anyone want Nem?
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[18:54] Jehan> :)
[18:54] Cinderella> Wait, anyone right? *ponders bringing in the OC*
[18:54] Crowley> Or Fabian? Or ... Bill or ...
[18:54] Nemesis> Oh, wait, wasn't that Ares?
[18:54] Saint-Alona> Two of meee 3
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[18:54] Metatron> *squees*
[18:54] Jehan> Richard
[18:54] Jehan> :D
[18:54] Jehan> Mayhew, right?
[18:54] Famine> Ares is coming too. *giggle*
[18:54] Saint-Alona> BEGIN.
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[18:55] Jehan> ..
[18:55] Cinderella> I'ma close Cinders out of IC. I'm not paying attention to it anyway
[18:55] Nemesis> *Blink*
[18:55] Avaric> *GRIN*
[18:55] * Saint-Alona gets up on a podium
[18:55] Avaric> s>Boq/Avaric OTP./s>
[18:55] Saint-Alona> Everyone, listen up
[18:55] * Ares has joined #otpsareforlosers
[18:55] Avaric> *listens, yo*
[18:55] Nemesis> What if I don't want to?
[18:55] Cinderella> *listens raptly*
[18:55] Saint-Alona> THE EVENT...
[18:55] Saint-Alona> ...HAS OPENED.
[18:56] Saint-Alona> WELCOME, ONE AND ALL..
[18:56] Saint-Alona> ..TO THE FIRST ANTI-OTP WEEKEND OF DF.
[18:56] Nemesis> Woo?
[18:56] Saint-Alona> YOU MAY COMMENCE.
[18:56] Cinderella> *applauds*
[18:56] * Marius has joined #otpsareforlosers
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[18:57] Famine> [*cuts red ribbon. or something*]
[18:57] Croup> [=D]
[18:57] Nemesis> [*Snerk*]
[18:57] Metatron> [BRACKETS 3 Oh, brackets, how I've missed you. 3]
[18:57] * Beezie has joined #otpsareforlosers
[18:57] Famine> [*giggles*]
[18:57] Croup> [..*pokes Fam/Meta* Get to it ]
[18:57] Cinderella> {{*yoinks piece of ribbon to keep for ever and ever*}}
[18:57] Famine> [XDDD Right.]
[18:57] Fenchurch> [oh dear ]
[18:58] Croup> [Welcome one and all ]
[18:58] Marius> *pounces Joly?* *here?*
[18:58] Famine> *frowns a bit deeper* I know. I'm still sorry. *tentatively touches Meta's shoulder*
[18:58] * War has joined #otpsareforlosers
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[18:58] Joly> *is pounced and grins* Well hallo, you.
[18:58] Marius> Hallo, darling fellow.
[18:58] Jehan> ...*wonders if Jehan-spying would work*
[18:58] Cinderella> *looks around* *doesn't really know anyone*
[18:58] Beezie> *saunters in*
[18:58] * Grantaire has joined #otpsareforlosers
[18:59] Nemesis> *rests chin on hand and looks around*
[18:59] Grantaire> *slouches in*
[18:59] Metatron> Well... all right, then. *bites his lip* I just don't know what to do.
[18:59] Croup> *looms* *in a place Richard will totally notice*
[18:59] Ares> *bounces in, grinning*
[18:59] Nemesis> *Rolls eyes*
[18:59] Jehan> *is afraid of war gods*
[18:59] Fenchurch> *idly wonders where Holmes is*
[18:59] Richard> *upon entering, totally notices* *squeaks and attempts to leave*
[18:59] Ares> *glares at Nem* Whaaat?
[18:59] Croup> *waggles fingers at Richard*
[19:00] Marius> .....*continues pouncification of Joly*
[19:00] * Dionysus has joined #otpsareforlosers
[19:00] Grantaire> Dio
[19:00] Nemesis> ...moron
[19:00] Grantaire> *perks*
[19:00] Dionysus> Pet
[19:00] Jehan> Oh dear, hello.
[19:00] Dionysus> *gives everyone alchol, whee *
[19:00] Grantaire> WOO
[19:00] Joly> *kisses his cheek* And how are -you-?
[19:00] Jehan> ...No, thank you.
[19:00] Nemesis> *Doesn't take any as she only drinks water*
[19:00] Fouche-spying> *takes notes on fandoms to report to his headmates*
[19:00] Marius> Oh, -pining- ever so much.
[19:00] Crowley> *is there?*
[19:00] Famine> *frowns again and grips Meta's shoulder a bit tighter, squeezing lightly* Well...*pause*...I'm afraid I'm not sure what to say either. *slightly sheepish look*
[19:00] Metatron> *is extremely mistrustful of alcohol, but drinks away due to angst *
[19:00] Croup> *totally ignores the alcohol..*
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[19:01] Ares> *takes alcohol and drinks liek whoa *
[19:01] Grantaire> *drinks up *
[19:01] Erato> *flies in*
[19:01] Nemesis> *Is amused by moron*
[19:01] Dionysus> *slaps Ares on the back* Hey, bro
[19:01] Famine> *blinks at drinking Meta and drinks a little himself* ...are you sure that's healthy?
[19:01] Joly> Pining, dear boy? Whatever for?
[19:01] Ares> *glares at Nemesis and grins HUGELY at Dio* Hey, Dio, bro How's it goin'?
[19:01] Marius> *smirks* ....The fjords?
[19:01] Metatron> *smiles vaguely* That's all right. Don't worry. And. Um. I don't know. Can I get sick?
[19:01] Croup> *does a special jumpy thingy 'cause he can and ends up near Richard*
[19:02] Nemesis> *Smirks*
[19:02] Richard> *TERRIFIED look* ...er...um...guh. Hello.
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[19:02] Joly> Oh, how disappointing, then.
[19:02] Famine> *frowns* Maybe not. But you could do something you may regret.
[19:02] Croup> Good evening, Mister Mayhew. Missed me?
[19:02] Armand> *looks nervously around* Oh Good. *finds a corner*
[19:02] Dionysus> *grins back* Pretty good, man. You know. Revelry and all that.
[19:02] Marius> You too, though, really.
[19:02] Metatron> *laughs dryly* Like what?
[19:02] Richard> ...er...um...guh. Well. Um. Notreallyno.
[19:03] * Grantaire is now known as Tibsy
[19:03] Tibsy> *bounces in*
[19:03] Croup> *frowns* That is simply too bad. I see you're looking better after our last encounter. That 'angel' did a good job of fixing you up.
[19:03] Ares> Always fun, dude, always fun *drinks liek whoa*
[19:03] Jehan> *gets a cup of tea*
[19:03] * Fouche-spying is now known as Jeanne
[19:03] Famine> *shrugs* I'm not sure. But you should still watch out. *slight grin*
[19:03] Jeanne> *gets pushed into the room by his typist and falls to his knees*
[19:04] Richard> Er. Well. Um. Guh. Er. Yes. Um. He. Did. Really. *nervousnervousomg*
[19:04] Dionysus> *drinks too* A toast, bro To... war
[19:04] Nemesis> *Drinks tea like a little priss*
[19:04] Cinderella> *gasps and runs over to Jeanne* Oh my Are you alright, sir?
[19:04] Jeanne> *stands up and smiles* Yes, mademoiselle. I am tougher than I look.
[19:04] Joly> *clicks tongue* You poor thing.
[19:04] Ares> Totally *grins brightly* War and...more war And...alcohol And hot chicks And more alcohol, and more war *drinks after each statement*
[19:04] Croup> I see that he did not fix your issue with speech. *sigh* *sits on a convenient ledge* Any of these people your acquiantances, then?
[19:04] Metatron> All... right. *drains the glass he's currently working on, then, and pushes it away, looking slightly fuzzy 'round the edges*
[19:04] Beezie> *watches and flames and broods and stuff*
[19:05] Marius> *flops dramatically* Oh, yes. Pining so much I might die.
[19:05] Armand> *wavesto Jeanne from a canon-free and totally safe corner*
[19:05] Cinderella> *smiles* Oh, that's good.
[19:05] Famine> *frowns slightly* Are you all right?
[19:05] Metatron> Me? Not particularly, no, why do you ask?>
[19:05] Richard> ...um. Buh. No. Er. Um. On. Both accounts. *tryiiiing to edge away*
[19:05] Metatron> [*?]
[19:05] Jeanne> *brushes dust off his knees* I'm Charles Jeanne. Who are you, mademoiselle?
[19:06] Famine> *raises eyebrow* You appear...fuzzy. Staying away from further alcohol would be a very good thing, I think.
[19:06] Croup> That is a pity, especially about the first one. Conversations are so much more interesting when both parties can articulate, don't you think?
[19:06] Cinderella> I'm Cinderella, it's nice to meet you. *curtsys*
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[19:06] Dionysus> OHYEAH And don't forget hot chicks
[19:06] Tibsy> Elphie
[19:06] Joly> Die? That would be such a shame. *strokes his hair with concern* I certainly wouldn't ever want that.
[19:06] Jehan> ...
[19:06] Ares> Definitely not *drinks liek whoa*
[19:06] Elphie> *grins* Hello Tibs
[19:06] Jeanne> Are you here just to watch?
[19:06] Metatron> ...All right, I will. *shrugs hopelessly*
[19:06] Richard> Um. Er. Sure. Ifyousayso. *would obviously rather die than have an actual conversation with Croup and is definitely trying to get away(
[19:07] Cinderella> Well, I only just arrived and I don't really know anyone.
[19:07] Dionysus> *totally like drapes an arm around Ares shoulders, in a brotherly way, of course, er, yeah * And drunken hot chicks having wars
[19:07] Fenchurch> *is feeling rather depressed*
[19:07] Armand> That does seem to be the problem. *points to Armand* I promise you that boy is relatively safe. *Grins*
[19:07] Famine> *frowns again and sits down next to Meta* ...is anything else wrong?
[19:07] Marius> ... You wouldn't? *charmingly shy smile* I wouldn't either, really. *snuggles close*
[19:07] Croup> *puts a hand on Richard's shoulder* I am glad you agree. I suppose we will simply have to teach you to speak, yes?
[19:08] Tibsy> *bouncifies*
[19:08] Jeanne> (windows again)
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[19:08] Cinderella> {{*pats*}}
[19:08] Tibsy> Crope
[19:08] Elphie> *giggles (cuz hey, if it's anti-OTP that means Elphie can giggle)*
[19:08] Ares> *totally leans in towards Dio, in a completely brotherly way* Whoooo Totally, man *drinks like there's no tomorrow*
[19:08] Tibsy> *eyes Elphie speculatively*
[19:08] Metatron> I'm just... I don't know. *shrugs again* You - um. I - er. Nevermind.
[19:09] Crope> Hello, Tibsers
[19:09] Elphie> *eyes Tibs back*
[19:09] Cinderella> *smiles* Almost everyone here has been so nice
[19:09] Armand> *sees Jeanne point to him and waves cheerily*
[19:09] Richard> *bliiiiiinks and attempts to wriggle away* Oh. Um. Er. Howareyougoingtodothat>
[19:09] Richard> (?
[19:09] Richard> **
[19:09] Joly> *pets more* No no, I wouldn't. Where would we all be without our lovely Marius?
[19:09] Tibsy> *winks* Elphie, no lies, dazzarling, you really are -quite- lovely.
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[19:09] Jeanne> I think we try to be. Most of us.
[19:09] Elphie> *blushes and stamps foot* I am -not- Why do people keep -saying- that over here?
[19:09] Croup> *clamps hand down harder at wriggling* Oh, I am certain I shall think of something. Do you have any particular preference?
[19:09] Dionysus> *totally brotherly, yup * So much to drink for, and so-- what am I saying, there's plenty of time *looks at the rest of the room* DRINKS ON ME
[19:10] Jehan> *feels sorry for Elphaba*
[19:10] Famine> *blinks a few times and leans in a little, in concern, of course* What about me?
[19:10] Marius> *laughs and cuddles* Somewhat better off?
[19:10] Armand> But you are, Madame.
[19:10] Richard> *blinkblinkblink* Um. I'dratherlikeitifyouletgo. IthinkIwanttoleave.
[19:10] Crope> *pouts at Elphie & Tibs*
[19:10] Metatron> *turns bright red and stammers* N-nothing Did I say that?
[19:10] Ares> WHOOOO TOTALLY, MAN, CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH DRINKS.
[19:10] Jehan> .......
[19:10] Nemesis> *To Dionysus* .....I think I've lost all faith in you.
[19:10] Jeanne> Jehan? What are -you- doing here?
[19:10] Jehan> ...It feels horrible to say, but...watching.
[19:10] Cinderella> *bright smile* Oh, hello Jehan
[19:11] Famine> *frowns a little* ...yes. You did. Are you SURE you're all right?
[19:11] Jehan> Hallo. *smiles*
[19:11] Tibsy> *pulls Elphie over to Crope and grins charmificatingly* You are.
[19:11] Croup> ...well that certainly wouldn't be any fun in the least. Do you see anyone else for me to speak with here? I think not. *leans toward him conspiratorially*
[19:11] Elphie> *shakes head* I'm not.
[19:11] Richard> *squeaks and leans back* Er. Um. Well. Erm. I. Um. Stillwanttogo.
[19:11] Armand> *giggles*
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[19:11] Crope> Aren't what, chummy?
[19:11] Metatron> *sighs* I'm fine. Really. I appear to have consumed a large amount of alcohol in a fairly short time. Um.
[19:11] Joly> Absolute blasphemy 'Twould be such a loss without you, dear.
[19:11] Elphie> *pouts slightly*
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[19:11] Tibsy> *pouts* She thinks she's not lovely, dazzarling.
[19:11] Elphie> Because I'm -not-
[19:12] Tibsy> You -are-
[19:12] Famine> *still looking concerned* Well...if you're sure. Let me know if...you need anything.
[19:12] Jeanne> *looks concerned at Jehan* Isn't this room going to be a bit traumatic for you?
[19:12] War> *eyes Pepper nervously*
[19:12] Croup> *brings his hand to the back of Richard's neck--it's very very cold hand, mind. like ice* I don't think that's your choice.
[19:12] Pepper> *smiles sweetly at War*
[19:12] Elphie> I'm NOT
[19:12] Marius> *laughs and kisses cheek* I disagree.
[19:12] Jehan> *blushes* Oh course not...
[19:12] Jehan> of*
[19:13] Crope> Oh, darling, you -are-. You really are. *winks*
[19:13] Tibsy> You -are-, Elphie.
[19:13] Jeanne> *smiles* Are you sure?
[19:13] Joly> Don't tell me I have to prove it to you.. *laughs*
[19:13] Dionysus> TO DRINKS *drinks more and gives Ares more wine * TO REVELRY
[19:13] Metatron> *looks slightly flushed and slightly intrigued* ...All right. Um. *pause* How are you?
[19:13] Elphie> *blushes furiously* It's not fair. Two against one.
[19:13] Marius> *grins* You might.
[19:13] Jehan> *smiles* Yes....I think so..
[19:13] Nemesis> Yep....lost all faith.
[19:13] Tibsy> *charmificating grin* Shush, Elphie dear. *kisses cheke*
[19:14] Jeanne> *
[19:14] Tibsy> *cheek, guh
[19:14] Elphie> *crosses arms against chest* I still win.
[19:14] Tibsy> You don't.
[19:14] Richard> *SQUEAKOFDOOM* *wriggles and jumps and desperately attempts to get away* Um. Um. Er. Uh. Guh. I. Um. Letgoplease?
[19:14] Elphie> I do too.
[19:14] Jeanne> I guess my next question, my dear boy, is are you going to get involved?
[19:14] Ares> *DRINKS MORE* To GODS To PARTIES To WINE
[19:14] Crope> Why do -you- win? There's twice as many of us as there are of you, petals *kisses her other cheek*
[19:14] Joly> Oh, but however should I do that? You're so demanding sometimes, you know.
[19:14] Tibsy> Huh. Shall Cropey and I prove it to you?
[19:14] Croup> *squeezes* Oh, I think not. I shall have my entertainment one way or another.
[19:14] Elphie> *eyes Tibs* What's -that- supposed to mean?
[19:14] Jehan> ...
[19:14] Armand> *sits in his nice safe corner and smiles*
[19:15] Jehan> ...I -- I don't...think so.
[19:15] Crope> .....oh, lovey. *snickers*
[19:15] Famine> *slight smile* I'm...doing well, more or less. *grabs a nearby glass of wine and sips*
[19:15] Tibsy> *smirks* Nothing at all, dazzaaaarling.
[19:15] Elphie> *looks back and forth between the two of them, eyes widening* I'm not so sure I like this.
[19:15] Metatron> *smiles back tentatively* That's good. And hey, why're you allowed to drink and not me?
[19:15] Tibsy> *pouts*
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[19:15] Marius> Oh, am I? *laughs*
[19:15] Avaric> Ah, Boq. *grin* Hello.
[19:16] Elphie> *brightens, but keeps one eye on Tibs and Crope suspisciously* Hello Boq
[19:16] Jeanne> You're a smart lad. I don't really want to either, but who knows what might happen if there is enough alcohol. *sighs*
[19:16] Crope> *plays idly with a strand of Elphie's hair* Oh, dazzarling, we're likeablastic...
[19:16] Boq> *grins all around* Hello. *brightens upon seeing Avaric* Avaric When'd you get here?
[19:16] Nemesis> *Rolls eyes*
[19:16] Tibsy> 'f course we are. *fake pout and kisses cheek* Aren't we?
[19:16] Joly> Insufferably so. *kisses cheek again*
[19:16] Jehan> *laughs awkwardly* ...Oh, well...don't..worry, I suppose I should say..?
[19:16] Avaric> Oh, a while ago. *waves his hand dismissively* It's been boring.
[19:16] Richard> ...*nervousashell*...entertainment?
[19:16] Elphie> I know. I love both of you. I just wish you'd stop being so argumentative.
[19:17] Boq> *grins slightly* Ah. You would think so, wouldn't you. *blinks at all the alcohol*
[19:17] Croup> *grins in the creepiest way known to mankind* Yes, entertainment. Is that an issue?
[19:17] Tibsy> Do you -really-, Elphielove?
[19:17] Crope> *giggles* We're hardly argumentativilistic, goodish egg, we're just trying to show you the light.
[19:17] Famine> *laughs and twirls his wineglass* I can hold my alcohol. And I don't plan to drink much.
[19:17] Avaric> Ah, yes Would you like a drink?
[19:17] Dionysus> TO DRUNKEN GODS AT PARTYS To... NYMPHS AND NEREIDS *tightens arm, grinning madly*
[19:18] Metatron> *attempts to look insulted* Well, fine.
[19:18] Elphie> Of course I do, Tibbett dear. And you are -very- argumentative, Crope darling. There -is- no light to be shown.
[19:18] Jeanne> Do you want to sit with me and Armand? It's quiet for the moment, and we'd have someone to talk to.
[19:18] Richard> Er. Um. Ugh. Well. Um. Er. Uhhh. ...yesitis,
[19:18] Marius> *laughs and snuggles closer* Thank you?
[19:18] Armand> *is very safe since though he's a Frog, he's not a Roach*
[19:18] Croup> Oh? Why, pray tell? You worry about the source of my planned entertainment?
[19:18] Jehan> *smiles* ...No, thank you....it's actually quite...unbothered, here.
[19:18] Crope> *smirks, still twirling her hair on his fingers* The light of my life, fire of...well, dearest thing, I'll stop arguizing, but you -are- lovely. And that's that.
[19:19] Tibsy> *grins* Elphie, if you love me so, then show me
[19:19] Dionysus> [*can't spell 'parties', apparently*]
[19:19] Ares> *leans on Dio more and grins hugely* TO DRINK, TO ENTERTAINMENT, TO HOT CHICK AND HOT GUYS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
[19:19] Ares> [*giggle*]
[19:19] Jeanne> Except for me. I can take a hint. Have a goodnight, Jehan.
[19:19] Elphie> *arches eyebrow and grins* I thought -Tibs- was the love of your life?
[19:19] Jehan> *bites his lip*
[19:19] Jehan> ....
[19:19] Joly> No, no. *clicks tongue* Don't thank me until I've done something worth thanking me for. *winks*
[19:19] Boq> *grins slightly* Oh, all right, why not.
[19:19] Tibsy> *laughs*
[19:19] Dionysus> TO BEING BETWEEN HOT CHICKS AND BOT GUYS
[19:19] Crope> *kisses her cheek again* He's the love of my everything, life and death and whatever comes before life, but you, dearie, fit in nicely into the life part.
[19:20] Dionysus> *HOT GUYS
[19:20] Jeanne> *bows to Jehan and goes to sit next to Armand in the corner*
[19:20] Elphie> *giggles slightly and blushes*
[19:20] Jehan> *oh dear*
[19:20] Richard> Er. Um. Well. Uh. Guh. Er. Yesido.
[19:20] Avaric> All right, then *hands a glass to Boq with a flourish*
[19:20] Tibsy> *giggles at Elphie and Crope* Show me how much you love me, Elphie?
[19:20] Cinderella> *timidly follows Jeanne* May I join you? ...I don't really know anyone.
[19:20] Elphie> *eyes Tibs* What do you mean by that?
[19:20] Ares> TOTALLY TO HOT GODS AND GODDESSES AND DEMIGODS AND DEMIGODDESSES AND...OH, HELL, TO EVERYTHING *drinks *
[19:20] Croup> What do you imagine my entertainment shall be? There are more than one way to entertain oneself...
[19:21] Marius> Oohh..*kisses cheek* well, then, I shan't.
[19:21] Crope> He means -this-, lovely-- *kisses her on the lips*
[19:21] Tibsy> *nods*
[19:21] Boq> *grins slightly, takes it and drinks* Ahhh. Good stuff.
[19:21] Elphie> *shocked*
[19:21] * Jehan is now known as Jehan-outatthemoment
[19:21] Richard> ...er. Um. Well. Uh. From my. Uh. Experiences. With. Er. You. Um. Yourmethodsofentertainmenttendtobekindofscary.
[19:21] Avaric> Indeed. *smirks and snatches Boq's glass* Thank you. *drinks*
[19:22] Elphie> *turns and grabs Tibs and pulls him down into a kiss*
[19:22] * Ron has joined #otpsareforlosers
[19:22] Jeanne> Certainly... Mlle Cinderella. *points to Armand* This is my wonderful headmate who is totally safe to know, Armand St. Just. Armand, meet Cinderella.
[19:22] Crope> ....well. ....*a bit sulkily* I'm going to get a drink.
[19:22] Dionysus> OHYEAH TO HOT MORTALS ANDD HEROS AND TITANS ...TO EVERYTHING HOT
[19:22] Tibsy> *kisses back *
[19:22] Famine> *looks amused and has another drink* It's only because I'm worried for what might happen if you drink too much. It's for your own good.
[19:22] Croup> I would appreciate it if you spoke just a little more clearly, for one thing. *leerily leans very close to his cheek*
[19:22] Armand> *stands and offers her his chair* Good evening, Mlle Cinderella.
[19:22] Metatron> *sigh* What could happen? Honestly. I'm a dreadfully boring person.
[19:22] Joly> Requests for the thanking are always welcome, though. *laughs and kisses him softly*
[19:22] Elphie> *reaches out and grabs Crope's collar and kisses him too*
[19:22] Famine> *raises eyebrow* Are you? Really? *I* don't think so.
[19:23] Metatron> *blush* I find myself quite dull, at least.
[19:23] * Ron has no idea what's happening here
[19:23] Cinderella> *smiles* Hello. *waves him back into his chair and curls up on the floor next to them.
[19:23] Boq> Hey *eyes widen, then laughs and snatches it back* Stop that. *grins and drinks*
[19:23] Marius> Mmm..I request such, then. *kisses back*
[19:23] * Elphie is making out with Tibs and Crope apparently
[19:23] * Avaric is flirting with Boq.
[19:23] Ron> Did I walk in on some sort of mad drunken orgy?
[19:23] * Metatron is being hit on by Famine.
[19:23] * Tibsy is making out with Elphie and Crope.
[19:23] Armand> *is supprised* As you like. *sits back down*
[19:23] Ares> TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HOT *winks pointedly at Dio and drinks more, because...yeah, he's drunk liek whoa*
[19:23] Crope> *giggles, slightly surprised, but certainly not displeased*
[19:23] * Marius is kissing Joly.
[19:23] Ron> *blinks*
[19:23] * Cinderella -mun thinks Ron is quite right
[19:24] * Armand is sitting with Jeanne and Cinderella and behaving quite nicely. Though we could always invite in Rosier.
[19:24] Avaric> Aw. *pouts slightly* Now I've no alcohol and I'm bound to be in a bad mood about it.
[19:24] Richard> ...umerguhumwelluhiguhwhoa. *can't even speak his stutterings with spaces anymore*
[19:24] * Croup is terrorizing Richard liek whoa.
[19:24] Dionysus> OHYEAH TO HOT PEOPLE DOING HOT THINGS *winks back, 'cause dude, Dionysus*
[19:24] Elphie> *pulls back and grins* That was weird. I have to say I liked it though.
[19:25] Boq> *laughs* I'll get you a drink if you want it. Or we can continue sharing.
[19:25] Tibsy> So'd I. *grins*
[19:25] Crope> *laughs* Of course I told you we're likeabilistic
[19:25] Ares> OH, DEFINITELY EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING HOT. HOT IS GOOD, DUDE *grins, puts an arm around Dio's waist, and drinks liek whoa some more*
[19:25] Elphie> *laughs* I never said you weren't
[19:25] Avaric> Sharing is probably more convenient. *charming grin*
[19:25] Joly> ..You should be more detailed in your requests. *deepens the kiss, running a hand through his hair*
[19:26] Croup> *trails a finger down Richard's cheek very slowly* Something is the matter? You are even less coherent than usual.
[19:26] Famine> I don't find you dull at all. *slight smile* Why would I be here if I did?
[19:26] Metatron> Because you... feel sorry for me? *raises his eyebrows*
[19:26] Famine> *blinks, looking startled* No, that isn't it at all.
[19:26] Marius> *kisses and pulls away, smiling* Well, one of them was granted...
[19:26] Metatron> ...All right, then. *also looks a bit startled*
[19:26] Dionysus> *moves closer, practially wrapped around Ares by now* HOT IS THE BEST, MAN LOOK AT HOW HOT WE ARE
[19:27] * Ron stays out of this
[19:27] Richard> ...*FLAILS* *OMG* *WORDS HAVE NOT YET BEEN INVENTED FOR HOW MUCH HE IS FLAILING* *starts choking on his stuttering and can't bring himself to even move*
[19:27] Beezie> *is here and brooding, grrrr*
[19:27] * Elphie thinks that's probably a good idea
[19:27] Joly> Oh? *arches an eyebrow* Did you still have any more..?
[19:27] Fenchurch> *sips coffee (omgnottea)*
[19:27] Metatron> *would go yell at Beezie if was not being hit on by Famine*
[19:27] Boq> *grins back and grabs another glass, taking a long sip and handing it to Avaric*
[19:27] Marius> *kisses again, purring softly* ...You.
[19:28] Crowley> *only because there's no one else to talk to from his own canon (riiight), heads towards Beezie*
[19:28] Croup> *laughs* Oh, but you are an amusing one. I admit I haven't done much outside of actual injury for a while, but I will certainly compromise to see how you react.
[19:28] Ares> DEFINITELY, MAN WE'RE THE HOTTEST *huge grin and is definitely not complaining* *drinks more and is still grinning* *and definitely not minding being wrapped around Dio*
[19:28] * Armand thinks that Rosier will be very disappointed.
[19:29] Pepper> *plays with knives in the corner*
[19:29] Avaric> Thank you. *'s grin morphs slightly into a smirk* *takes a slow drink*
[19:29] Joly> *melts and grins wickedly* ..Elaboration is key.
[19:29] * Armand is now known as Armand-watching
[19:29] * Croup is now known as MrCroup
[19:29] Tibsy> *kisses Elphie again because he can*
[19:29] Famine> *smiles slightly and twirls his glass some more* I'm here because I'm worried about what might happen if I leave you alone. Especially with all this insanity. *gestures around at the drink and the...yeah*
[19:29] Elphie> *grins and kisses back very very thoroughly*
[19:29] Beezie> *eyes Crowley* Crawleeeeee.
[19:29] Crope> *still playing with her hair* *because...yes*
[19:29] * Jeanne is now known as Jeanne-watching
[19:30] Tibsy> *kissed very very thoroughly, hurrah *
[19:30] Richard> ...*MEEP* *SQUEAKS* *MAKES OTHER INCOHERENT SOUNDS* ...er. Uh. Um. Guh. ...whatdidyouhaveinmind?
[19:30] Boq> *watches Avaric drink with a slight smirk as well*
[19:30] Nemesis> *Drinks more tea*
[19:30] Dionysus> *is totally not minding being wrapped around Ares* WE'RE SO HOT THE ROOM's ON FIRE, MAN TO FIRE *drinks *
[19:30] Marius> *kisses* Elabortaion? What sort of elaboratin?
[19:30] Metatron> ...Right. *sheepish look* So. Um. *squirms*
[19:31] Ares> TOTALLY, MAN. AND I DON'T MIND PLAYING WITH FIRE *huge grin* HEY, BRO WANNA MAKE IT EVEN HOTTER? *yeah, is drunk off his ass by now*
[19:31] Avaric> *pulls the glass away from his lips and raises an eyebrow, handing it back*
[19:31] MrCroup> *laughs again* Oh, just a little something.. *roughly grabs his chin and turns his face so he is like two inches away*
[19:31] Marius> *elaboratin, fails at spelling
[19:31] Marius> *ELABORATION, DAMMIT
[19:31] War> *strolls towards the hopefully aged Pepper, still watching her a bit nervously*
[19:31] Boq> *grins and takes it, drinking in turn* I haven't seen you in ages. How've you been?
[19:31] Crope> *glances away from the Elphie/Tibs, to idly watch the Av/Boq happenage*
[19:32] Tibsy> *pulls Crope into the kissage*
[19:32] Crowley> Beelzebub. *nods* *awkwardly* So, er, how're you holding up with this ... situation?
[19:32] Joly> The sort of elaboration that is required when one requests things, especially when there are -so- many possibilities.
[19:32] Pepper> *is, apparently, magically aged for the weekend* *hates typists* Hullo.
[19:32] Richard> *eyes go HUGE* *is...totally pretty much too freaked out and terrified and flailing inwardly to even start to choke on stammering by now*
[19:32] Dionysus> FIRE ROCKS *grins back* DO YOU HAVE TO ASK, BRO? THE MORE HOTNESS, THE BETTER
[19:32] Avaric> Oh, I've been... all right, I suppose. *watches him drink* I've actually rather missed you, I'm startled to admit. I have discovered a new fondness for safron cream.
[19:32] Famine> *smiles slightly and sips the wine* Anything else on your mind?
[19:33] Metatron> Um. *tiny voice* Maybe.
[19:33] Marius> Mmmm...*wraps an arm 'round his neck* But you know I like you to be inventive, love.
[19:33] Ares> *gringringrin* WELL, ROCK ON TOTALLY, THE MORE HOTNESS THE BETTER. *takes a huge long drink and then kisses Dio *
[19:33] Beezie> *glances at Meta and then back to Crowley* ...I am fine.
[19:33] Crope> *happily pulled in *
[19:33] MrCroup> *grins* I see you have grown quiet now... that is really too bad. Perhaps this shall make you squirm. *are we ready for this? no. but* *totally kisses him roughly, in the truest sense of the adverb*
[19:33] Elphie> *welcomes Crope in happily*
[19:33] Metatron> *glares at Beezie out of the corner of his eye*
[19:33] Nemesis> *Facepalm*
[19:33] Boq> I've missed you too. *looks startled, then grins slightly* Saffron cream, mmm?
[19:33] Dionysus> OHYEAH GO FOR IT *goes right for snoggage*
[19:34] Avaric> Yes, saffron cream. *smiiiiile* It's surprisingly tasty.
[19:34] Beezie> *glared at heavenly wrath ohnoes *
[19:34] Richard> ...*ZOMGWTFBBQUSSRNATOPOTODYHTPSANDEVERYOTHERACRONYMPOSSIBLE*
[19:34] War> *raises an eyebrow at Pepper* Hello. *totally appreciates the magical aging* What're you up to, there. *nods at the knives*
[19:34] Richard> *CANNOT EVEN EXPRESS HIS ZOMGWTFBBQETC.NESS*
[19:34] Metatron> *huge amounts of heavenly wrath, yo*
[19:34] Crope> *blinks up* ....Tibs He stole our line ....oh well. *goes back to kissage*
[19:34] Beezie> *sighs... I mean, buzzes, yeah, no sighing for Beezie*
[19:35] Famine> *glances between Beezie and Meta with a slight frown* *under his breath to Meta* If you need to go speak with him...
[19:35] MrCroup> *pulls back* There. Do you think you shall be able to make some noise now? *still holding onto his chin*
[19:35] Crowley> *glances towards Metatron* *knowingly* Ah. Aren't you the slightest bit worried about what might happen?
[19:35] Tibsy> *shrugs and kisses*
[19:35] Joly> And I like to hear you to explain exactly what you're thinking. ..But since you say, I suppose 'm always even more inventive than what you say. *kisses neck*
[19:35] Ares> *TOTALLY SNOGS BACK* *IN CAPS, BECAUSE GODS ARE TOO COOL FOR LOWERCASE*
[19:35] * Ron has left #otpsareforlosers
[19:35] Pepper> Practicing. *points at random spot on the wall* *throws a knife right at it*
[19:35] Boq> *raises an eyebrow and grins* Ah. Well, I'll have to try some then.
[19:35] Marius> *shivers slightly* Oh, yes, you are....
[19:35] Avaric> Yes, you will. Preferably soon.
[19:35] Beezie> And what of it? What dozzt thou ezzzzpect me to do? *glareglare*
[19:36] Pepper> *beams*
[19:36] Joly> *smiles innocently* But 'm afraid I can't do much without such an explanation.
[19:36] Richard> *FLAILS* *FLAILS* *FLAILS* *FLAILS SOME MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE* ...guh.
[19:36] Dionysus> *WOO, SNOGS GODLY-LIKE *
[19:36] Metatron> N-no... no. That's all right. *swallows and attempts to look resolute* I, um, Famine -
[19:36] Ares> *TOTALLY MAKING WITH THE GOD-LIKE SNOGGAGE*
[19:36] Marius> *kisses* Mmm..*smiles* Can you really not guess?
[19:37] Famine> *sits up, turning towards Meta slightly* Yes?
[19:37] Armand-watching> You sure we want to watch this?
[19:37] Boq> *raises eyebrow again* Oh? How can you be so sure? *drinks again*
[19:37] Jeanne-watching> There's nothing on TV.
[19:37] Nemesis> *Drinks tea and watches chaos*
[19:37] War> *appreciatively* Nice aim. *sits on the edge of the sofa and watches, only because she has nothing better to do ... right*
[19:37] Armand-watching> Oh. That's right.
[19:37] Fenchurch> *um...snogs the ground*
[19:37] MrCroup> *raises an eyebrow* Well at the very least that was a noise. Try for a word, perhaps? Anything at all? *gets down from his ledge and puts his hands on Richard's hips. roughly. remember that adverb, it will appear a lot*
[19:37] Metatron> Um the. Um. *innerflail* I, just, um, I was - I'm a bit - er. It's just that you're... I'm - *pauses and sighs* Never mind.
[19:38] Pepper> Thank you. Mister Joly taught me an' Wensley. *throws another at almost-exactly the same spot*
[19:38] Famine> *looks concerned* You can say...whatever it is. It's all right. I'll listen.
[19:38] Dionysus> *SHOWS ARES SOMETHING HE DIDN'T LEARN IN FRANCE, BUT HAS HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO PRACTISE, ANYWAY *
[19:38] Crowley> Well ... are you going to give up that easily? Just -let- yourself be punished? *glare back, grr*
[19:38] Avaric> I know these things. *taps his forehead* Trust me.
[19:39] Richard> ...*FLAILFLAILFLAIL* *attempts to get away, but...doesn't work* ...meep. *still not even close to attempting coherency*
[19:39] Tibsy> *kisses Elphie again, because his typist LOSES at this*
[19:39] Joly> Ohh, I could guess if I must, but I might guess wrong and make do with the ropes and whips, and that -certainly- wouldn't ever be on your mind, would it?
[19:39] Metatron> ...Promise not to laugh? That's what Beelzebub did.
[19:39] Boq> *looks amused* Where would I be in life if I trusted you, Avaric? *hands him the glass*
[19:39] Fenchurch> Oh ground, how I love thee. I shall prance around on you every day, through the posies while drinking coffee *swoon*
[19:39] Elphie> *giggles and grabs Tibs' collar, pulling him even closer, because her typist is even worse*
[19:39] MrCroup> *presses up against him insert adverb here>* Well, Mister Mayhew? *is totally breathing on his neck* Shall we have a word?
[19:39] Marius> *laughs and presses closer, kissing his neck* I don't think that'd be a wrong guess, mon cher ami.
[19:40] Famine> Of course I won't laugh. What is it?
[19:40] Tibsy> *keeps on kissing* Mmmm, Elphielove.
[19:40] Beezie> *glares MORE* Thizzzz doezzzzz not concern thee. Go... find thy angel or... something. *blatantly angsty look at Meta*
[19:40] Elphie> *mumbles against his mouth* Elphielove? That's a new one... *resumes kissing*
[19:40] Avaric> ...Nowhere particularly pleasant, actually. *takes the glass and drinks with a flourish, then grins winning at Boq*
[19:40] Ares> *DEFINITELY ENJOYS BEING EDUCATED IN SUCH MATTERS, AND SHOWS DIO EXACTLY WHY SO MANY BABIES ARE MADE AFTER SOLDIERS GET HOME FROM WARS*
[19:41] Boq> *looks amused and grins back* Exactly. So, no trusting you.
[19:41] Tibsy> Mmmph. *pulls away slightly* Don't like it, dazzarling?
[19:41] Metatron> *looks horribly guilty and embarrassed at the same time* Just, I, um, my. I sort of um? Am confused about my. Feelings. Er. For you. Yes. ...Ohbugger.
[19:41] Crope> *pushes Elphie's hair aside to kiss her neck*
[19:42] War> *almost grins, as she's watching* It's nice to see younger kids appreciating weapons, these days. Although, you're not too much younger at the moment ...
[19:42] Elphie> *gasps in surprise at Crope* *to Tibs* I... oh, of course I do.
[19:42] Dionysus> *TOTALLY ENJOYS WAR-LIKE TEACHINGS AND PROCEEDS TO DEMONSTRATE WHY DRUNKEN NIGHTS OUT ARE THE BEST SORT...AND ALSO OFTEN END IN BABIES*
[19:42] Famine> *blinkblink* *blinkblinkblink* *uberblinkinggoeshere* ...oh. *Oh*. *flushes darkly and bites his lip* *very quietly* ...really?
[19:42] Tibsy> *grins and plays with her hair* Good
[19:43] Avaric> *endeavours to look mournful* You wound me so. *holds out the glass for Boq to take*
[19:43] Metatron> *nods very quickly, silent*
[19:43] Richard> ...*GAH OMG SO MUCH FLAILING, IT'S OFFICIALLY RICHARD'S VERB LIKE ROUGHLY IS CROUP'S ADVERB* *squeaks quietly* ...ohgod.
[19:43] Crowley> *glares even MORE, despite the fact that this is his superior * Well, the angel's not -here-, is he? Besides, I figure that since we're on the same side, we might as well ... work together?
[19:43] Ares> *DEFINITELY ENJOYS DRUNKEN TEACHINGS AND TOTALLY AGREES, AS, DUDE, IS DRUNK TOO, SO MAKES WITH THE DRUNKEN SNOGGAGE SOME MORE*
[19:44] Elphie> *grins and pulls Tibs back into kiss, leaning into Crope at the same time*
[19:44] Pepper> *yanks the knives out of the wall and cleans the wall gook off of them, grinning at War*
[19:44] Beezie> *annoyed buzzing* Work together? And what wert thou planning, Crawlee?
[19:44] Boq> *laughs and takes it, squeezing Avaric's shoulder briefly* You know I don't mean it. *drinks*
[19:44] Joly> *smiles appreciatively and leans head back* Marius, you know the way straight to my heart. Though 'm still not sure -what- you're talking about, considering all I have like to that is a cane.
[19:44] Tibsy> *kisses, yay *
[19:44] Avaric> Of course not. *smiles sweetly, learning forward a bit*
[19:44] Crope> *runs his fingers lightly up her back, still kissing her neck*
[19:44] MrCroup> *kisses his neck adv>, though it's more than halfway to biting* *still manages to talk, though* ..well, I suppose that was a word...In a way... keep going.
[19:45] Marius> *purrs and continues kissing* Canes are fine as well, cher Joly.
[19:45] Elphie> *groans into Tibs' mouth*
[19:45] Dionysus> *SNOGS LIEKWHOA AND IS -QUITE- HAPPY WITH DRUNKEN ARES, YO... AND FIGURES THIS FALLS UNDER HIS DOMAIN 'CAUSE ARES TASTES LIKE WINE*
[19:45] Famine> *tightens his hold on the glass a little, still flushing, and bites his lip* ...oh. ...do you mean that...in the way that...well...*trails off, actually looking somewhat flustered*
[19:45] Tibsy> *giggles slightly and keeps kissing*
[19:46] Nemesis> *Is amused*
[19:46] War> *grins back, and is glad that at least Pepper's not -threatening- her with the knives *
[19:46] Metatron> *nods again, profoundly embarrassed and why did I just do that? -ing*
[19:46] Ares> *DEFINITELY DOESN'T MIND BEING UNDER DIO'S DOMAIN, WINKWINKNUDGENUDGE, AND FIGURES IT MIGHT BE UNDER HIS AS WELL, CONSIDERING HOW VIOLENTLY THEY'RE SNOGGING*
[19:47] Pepper> *would only threaten War with the knives if War was messing with the rest of the Them* *sits by War's feet...*
[19:47] Richard> *insert verb here>, of course* ...fuckfuckfuck...*looks belatedly terrified at his choice of words, but is still flailing too much to move*
[19:47] Crowley> ... Well, nothing, yet. But for once, I think we might have the same goal in mind?
[19:47] Boq> *grins and leans forward a little too* Yes>
[19:47] Boq> *?
[19:47] MrCroup> *leans back a little* ...interesting choice of words. Should I?
[19:48] Avaric> I think we may have run out of wine. *looks sadly at the glass* But I'll make do. Somehow. *kisses*
[19:48] Richard> *eyes go HUGE* *quickly and terrifiedly* OHGODNO.
[19:48] Beezie> ...for onzzzz. *out of the corner of his glance at Meta* Though perhapzzzzz not any longer.
[19:48] Crope> *continues kissing Elphie on the neck and cheek, then, for the next seven minutes*
[19:48] Nemesis> *Drinks more tea*
[19:48] Tibsy> *pulls back to breathe slightly and keeps kissing*
[19:49] Dionysus> *VIOLENT SNOGGING IS PRACTICALLY WAR, Y'KNOW, SO REALLY THIS IS LIKE THE SNOGGING EQUIVALENT OF THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS*
[19:49] Boq> *looks startled, then kisses back, grinning*
[19:49] Elphie> *grins and manages somehow to pull Tibs even closer*
[19:49] MrCroup> *laughs* Frightened, are we? That is simply too bad. *grabs by the upper arm and drags off to some far corner* You shouldn't have said anything, then.
[19:49] War> *and is not messing with the Them at the moment, so it all works out* *raises an eyebrow at Pepper sitting so close to her* So, what've you been up to since the Apocalypse?
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[19:50] Ares> *OH, DEFINITELY, SO SINCE THE SNOGGING IS GOOD FOR BOTH OF THEM, JUST CONTINUES ON WITH IT*
[19:50] Tibsy> *is like, apparently, superglued to Elphie now* Lovelified lady that you are...
[19:50] Richard> ...*SQUEAK* *MEEP* *FLAIL* UTTER, LIKE, TERROR BEYOND BELIEF* *actually attempts to get away, making small incoherent noises*
[19:50] Avaric> *grabs Boq's collar and kisses forcefully*
[19:50] Elphie> *doesn't detatch self from Tibs, but mumbles against his mouth* I'm not... I'm really not.
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[19:51] Crowley> *rather sharply* Well, you still intend to get out of this in one piece, don't you? That's my goal, too.
[19:51] Famine> Oh. *pauses, studying the wine in the glass, and bites his lip a bit harder* *glances towards Beezie, then back and Meta, and sighs* I...probably shouldn't say this. But...*quietly* I think I...may...reciprocate...said confusion.
[19:51] Tibsy> Mmmph, you are to.
[19:51] Pepper> *is, well, kind of smirking* Oh, not that much. Hanging around here, mostly. What've you been up to?
[19:51] Tibsy> *too
[19:51] * Armand-watching waves at the newcomers from the nice, safe corner.
[19:52] Beezie> *narrows eyes* The Superiorzzzz will not take kindly to conpirazzzzzy.
[19:52] MrCroup> *doesn't even have to try to restrain escape attempts, because, dude* *tosses Richard on a convenient outcropping in the wall (it exists, really )* Do try a little harder to escape. It is so uninteresting otherwise.
[19:52] Elphie> Mmmmmm... why... why do you keep -saying- that?
[19:52] Boq> *kissed forcefully * *definitely not letting Avaric have all the fun, grabs hold of Avaric and kisses back very much in the same manner*
[19:52] Tibsy> Because 's true, Elphie-love.
[19:52] Richard> *...insert verb here>* *to the ten billionth power* ...whatareyougoingtodo? *terrified beyond BELIEF*
[19:53] Metatron> *eyes widen* Y- you do? Maybe? Because I. Um. ...Yes.
[19:53] Dionysus> *FULLY DEMONSTRATES WHY ITS A GOOD THING THAT GODS DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE *
[19:53] Joly> *would smirk if he weren't moaning quietly from Marius' kisses* As stated, you know exactly the way to my heart, or at the very least other parts..
[19:53] Marius> *laughs* I should hope so, by now...
[19:53] Elphie> *breaks away to kiss a line up Tibs' jawline* *between kisses* It's not and you know it.
[19:53] Avaric> *runs his tongue across Boq's lips to catch any stray drops of wine*
[19:54] MrCroup> *sighs* What do you -think- I am going to do, you ridiculous excuse for a man? I will traumatise you in a way pain never could; I will wreck your mind but leave your body whole; I will kill you slowly through memories and words rather than through knives and blows.
[19:54] Jeanne-watching> I'm going to go take a nap. My nightmares are more fun than this.
[19:54] War> *civil conversation, wow * I've mostly been ... doing the same thing as always. A little weapons sales here, a civil war there. *waves a hand* You know, the same old thing.
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[19:54] * Armand-watching feels very alone now.
[19:54] Tibsy> *giggles* 's very,, very true.
[19:55] Famine> *not looking at Meta and still flushing darker than usual* ...yes. I...I think so. I. Well. *coughs* ...I'm not sure. *sighs*
[19:55] Nemesis> *Might as well be sitting back with a bowl of popcorn*
[19:55] * Cinderella is still sitting by Armand, and is glad he's still here
[19:55] Ares> *IS BREATHLESSLY DEMONSTRATED TO AND BREATHLESSLY DEMONSTRATES IN RETURN OTHERWISE, WOULD RATHER BE DYING OF ASPHYXIATION*
[19:55] * Armand-watching wishes he had popcorn.
[19:55] Erato> *hands Nemesis a bowl of popcorn in order to make herself useful?*
[19:55] Nemesis> *Eats popcorn*
[19:55] Boq> *groans and presses closer to Avaric, breathing heavily*
[19:55] Metatron> Um. *blinks and swallows, and is luckily still rather drunk* Perhaps we should... try to find out?
[19:56] Dionysus> *WOO DEADLY SNOGGING *
[19:56] Crowley> So, that's it? ... You're just going to -obey- and .. that's all?
[19:56] Pepper> So ... *tilts head to one side, cutely* what's it like being an Apocalyptic Personification?
[19:56] Elphie> *pulls back and stares at Tibs* Have you ever been checked for glasses? *pulls him down into a rough kiss before he can answer*
[19:56] Tibsy> *giggles and growls softly*
[19:57] Avaric> *pulls back and grins broadly at Boq* Trust me yet?
[19:57] Famine> *blinks, startled, and looks up, eyes wide, and flushing darker* ...*opens his mouth, but can't say anything* *tries again, and fails* ...what?
[19:57] Beezie> What wouldzzzt thou suggezzzzt? *leans in closer* Rebellion izzz what cauzzzed trouble in the firzzzzt plazzzz.
[19:57] Ares> *DEFINITELY, YO*
[19:57] Joly> And I certainly wouldn't mind if you continued to elaborate on this, ..what'd you say, with a cane? *strokes the back of his neck with a finger*
[19:57] Cinderella> *shifts closer to Armand* ...They scare me.
[19:57] Metatron> Er... what I meant was - *pauses* *leans over and kisses Famine tentatively*
[19:57] Boq> *grins, a bit deliriously* Not in the least, my dear boy. This would be dreadfully boring if I did. *kisses Avaric*
[19:57] Elphie> *nibbles lightly on Tibs' lower lip*
[19:57] Dionysus> *BREATHLESS DEADLY DRUNKEN WAR-LIKE SNOGGING TOTALLY THE BEST *
[19:57] Tibsy> *giggles more*
[19:58] Richard> ...*absolutely. beyond. flailing* *just sits still, looking like a deer in headlights* *a damn terrified deer* *in damn big headlights&
[19:58] Elphie> *grins wickedly and goes back to kissing him*
[19:58] Marius> *purrs* I thought -you- were going to be the one doing the elaborating.
[19:58] Ares> *TOTALLY BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S MOST OF THE OLYMPIC ELEMENTS, RIGHT THERE*
[19:58] MrCroup> ...In short, Mister Mayhew, as you unintentionally said before, I am going to fuck you.
[19:58] Tibsy> *kissyface *
[19:58] Avaric> Oh, that's too bad... I think. *begins to smirk before being cut off* *blinks briefly and kisses back quite happily*
[19:59] War> *thougtful* It's ... well, it's not really tiresome, since we can't exactly get tired. Sometimes it gets monotonous, but that's taken care of by the job switching. Usually? Everything just happens naturally.
[19:59] Famine> *kissed * *eyes go wide, then close as he slowly kisses back*
[19:59] Joly> Mmm, I suppose in all technicality, you'd do the requesting, and I'd do the -fulfilling- and elaborating?
[20:00] Marius> Mmmm, I suppose so.
[20:00] Richard> ...*expression barely changes into, well, more terror, liek whoa* ...*is shaking a bit now, and really, really unsure of what to do*
[20:00] Metatron> *pulls back quickly, with much innerflailage* I - I'm sorry, Famine, I don't know what I was thinking, I...
[20:00] Pepper> Job switchin'? Do you like ... become Famine or DEATH or somethin'?
[20:01] Dionysus> *OLYMPIC SNOGGING IT SOUNDS LIKE A SPORT, AND THESE TWO ARE GOING FOR THE GOLD *
[20:01] MrCroup> *grins* Not much of a reaction there, I see. *sits down next to him, keeping one hand firmly on his shoulder* Going into numb shock already?
[20:01] * Jehan-outatthemoment is now known as Jehan
[20:01] Crowley> *frustratedly angry* I don't know. There's not that there much that I -can- do in the first place, but I can't exactly just ... give up
[20:01] Cinderella> *slips into Jeanne's empty chair and moves close to Armand* *is scared*
[20:02] * Felix is now known as Felix-Extremelyconfused
[20:02] Famine> *bites his lip again, looking startled, then looks at Meta with gentle eyes* ...did you really? Or...*touches Meta's hand lightly*
[20:02] Joly> Well, then. *pulls away and looks at him with a collected patience*
[20:02] * Armand-watching thinks Felix can join a club for that.
[20:02] Montparnasse> *...sits in a corner by himself* *with an apple* *although Parnasse/Apple isn't exactly ANTIotp*
[20:02] Metatron> I mean, I do, but I don't know why I thought that would be a good idea...
[20:02] Ares> *DEFINITELY GOING FOR THE GOLD, BECAUSE, DUDE, LACK OF BREATHING MEANS THERE'S TOTALLY NO COMPETITION*
[20:02] Nemesis> *More tea drinkage*
[20:02] Beezie> *cool glare, but is really quite hopeless* So thou wouldzzzzt fight them? Cauzzzz thyself more trouble? *shrugs* I know not, Crawlee.
[20:02] * Cinderella thinks the club should have tshirts
[20:02] * Erato is now known as Claquesous
[20:02] Marius> ..*pouts*
[20:03] Famine> *very quietly* ...possibly because...I did as well? *sets his hand lightly over Meta's and glances up quickly*
[20:03] Tibsy> *kisses Elphie BECAUSE HIS TYPIST LOSES*
[20:03] * Felix-Extremelyconfused joins Armand in the corner
[20:03] Claquesous> *comes up behind Montparnasse and snatches apple away before he can eat it* ...Fancy that.
[20:03] Dionysus> *OH YEAH NO ONE EVEN COMES CLOSE. AND TOTALLY A MEDAL WINNING PAIR HERE LOOK PERFECT FORM *
[20:03] Crope> *kisses her also, on, er, the neck, again, cos his typist LOSES MORE*
[20:04] Richard> *...totally frozen with shock, and just looks at Croup with absolutely huge, terrified, disgusted eyes*
[20:04] Montparnasse> ........*looks up* Why do you insist on doing that?
[20:04] Elphie> *does... something inappropriate, I suppose. To both of them*
[20:04] War> *laughs* No, no. No one can be Famine or DEATH except for themselves. I mean ... sometimes I deal weapons, other times I'm a journalist... I think once I was even a politician.
[20:04] Joly> ..'M open for requests. *smiles brightly*
[20:04] Tibsy> *yelps and giggles*
[20:04] Ares> *EXACTLY STILL GOING STRONG WITH THE SNOGGAGE OF VIOLENCE AND WAR AND DRUNKENNESS AND OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY, WHOO*
[20:04] Joly> Among other things.
[20:04] Crope> *squeaks *
[20:04] Marius> *tacklesnogs*
[20:04] Jehan> *wishes it weren't just Patron-Minette that weren't busy...oh dear*
[20:04] Boq> *continues kissing Avaric, one hand trailing down his chest*
[20:05] Claquesous> Only do because it bothers you so. *smirks*
[20:05] Pepper> A politician? *giggles* You really don't look like a politician at all. But journalism ... that sounds -interestin'-.
[20:05] Elphie> *giggles, and does it again to see how many different reactions she can get*
[20:05] MrCroup> *uses his other hand to unbuckle Richard's belt and remove it* Really. I would expect some more reaction from you. Anything at all?
[20:05] Teatime> *eyes the collective group, rather surprised* ...more than five, I suppose.
[20:05] Metatron> You... *shivers slightly* Really? Because I - I really don't want to do anything you don't want to...
[20:05] Dionysus> *TOTALLY ALL ABOUT THE OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY*
[20:05] Tibsy> *sniggles, now*
[20:05] Montparnasse> *looks away, glowering slightly at the wall* You have nothing better to do with yourself than to bother me?
[20:06] Claquesous> Of course I have better things to -do-, it's a matter of you being more -exciting-.
[20:06] Crowley> *sighs* No, I don't think I could fight them even if I really -wanted- to. *is all angsty*
[20:06] Avaric> *kisses back forcefully, pushing his hands up under Boq's shirt*
[20:06] Richard> *JUMPS, actually enough to move a few feet away from Croup, and starts visibly panicking, shaking a bit more and stammering again* uhguhumwellergahumabdfkfjrrtgaktkrrg. *loses at coherency*
[20:06] Joly> *yelps in surprise and pulls Marius on top of him*
[20:07] Ares> *OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY LIEK WHOA GOING ON HERE*
[20:07] Crope> *tries a sort of snickeriggle this time*
[20:07] Famine> *smiles slightly and tentatively takes Meta's hand into his own* If we move into that territory, I'll let you know.
[20:07] Marius> *snogs*
[20:07] Elphie> *grins and turns to kiss Crope this time*
[20:08] Boq> *completely not complaining, presses against Avaric and tugs on his collar*
[20:08] Metatron> A- all right. *swallows, gripping Famine's hand tightly* You do that.
[20:08] Beezie> There'zzzz no hope. That'zzzz the idea. *angstytoo *
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[20:09] War> You'd be surprised at how good I am at fitting in. *winks* Oh, journalism -is- really interesting. The travel benefits are nice.
[20:09] MrCroup> *moves to where Richard is, meanwhile undoing his own belt* *yanks down Richard's pants and whatever undergarment he may be wearing*
[20:09] Crope> *kisses back happily*
[20:09] Montparnasse> *eyes him warily* Exciting? Hardly that.
[20:10] Avaric> *cheerfully runs his hands up Boq's sides, kissing very thoroughly*
[20:10] Elphie> *figured he'd want to be kissed back, as her neck isn't very good at that*
[20:10] Dionysus> *GOOD-MEDAL OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY *
[20:10] * Teatime meanders over to the corner, rather bored
[20:10] Crope> *would thank Elphie for that thoughtfulness, if his mouth weren't otherwise occupied*
[20:10] Pepper> -Benefits-, hm? *grins*
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[20:11] Ares> *HELL, THIS IS SO FAR BEYOND GOLD-MEDAL OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY*
[20:11] Claquesous> No, not particularly. Watching you and your friends would be more exciting.
[20:12] Montparnasse> ...my friends? Which...who, exactly--what, exactly, do you mean?
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[20:12] Famine> *smiles slightly and tilts Meta's chin up* *quietly* I will. *kisses Meta lightly*
[20:12] Jehan> Hallo, Mlle Sibyl. Hallo, Lady Wotton.
[20:12] Jehan> *smiles*
[20:12] Victoria> Oh, hello *smiles at Jehan and Sibyl*
[20:12] Richard> ...*ZOMGNAKEDBELOWTHEWAIST* *TOTALLY SO FAR BEYOND PANICKED* *AND IS FROZEN AGAIN*
[20:12] Cinderella> *waves from corner of safety*
[20:13] Claquesous> The ones that apparently have benefits. *lets out a wheezing laugh*
[20:13] Nemesis> *Yum, tea*
[20:13] Dionysus> *THIS IS LIKE... THE STUFF THEY INVENT NEW MEDALS FOR OR NEW METALS, WHATEVER*
[20:13] Metatron> *kisses back, shuddering, free hand resting on Famine's chest*
[20:13] Sibyl-Vane> *smiles back* Hello, sir. ...Lady Wotton.
[20:13] Boq> *is thoroughly kissed and thoroughly returns the thorough kissing. thoroughly* *moves still closer to Avaric, hands roaming his chest and back*
[20:13] MrCroup> *isn't all that concerned with the frozenness**shoves Richard against a wall, while removing his own pants**andwellumIdon'treallyhavetowritethis,buthedoes..well...yeah*
[20:13] Marius> *lalala, still snogging?*
[20:13] Nemesis> Hi
[20:13] Nemesis> [poo]
[20:14] Victoria> *cough* And what... is going on here? *looks shocked simply shocked *
[20:14] Ares> *OH, DEFINITELY, AND PROBABLY COULD BE MADE OUT OF A METAL BY HEPHAESTUS, OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE DUDE, OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY REQUIRES OLYMPIANS*
[20:14] Sibyl-Vane> *looks around* *......* *quickly looks away* I... I don't... know.
[20:14] Montparnasse> *slightly sick-looking* Oh. ...er.
[20:14] Teatime> *to Miss Wotton and Miss Sibyl* I believe it's Olympic Debauchery Night. Or at the very least, OrgyFest 2005.
[20:14] Victoria> ...it's indecent *sekritly kind of amused, but...* So how are you, dear?
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[20:15] Sibyl-Vane> It's... *shakes her head - adjectives apparently fail her* *or at least her typist* Me, your ladyship? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
[20:15] Richard> *is just...completely frozen...and unable to do anything...just stares at Croup in terror and disgust and...yeah, pretty much totally broken by now*
[20:15] Sibyl-Vane> Thank you.
[20:15] Claquesous> You believe me too easily, dear boy. I have some self-respect yet. *bites into his apple with a smirk*
[20:15] Jehan> *smiles at Lord Henry*
[20:15] Avaric> *begins to deftly undo Boq's buttons with one hand, the other tangling in his hair*
[20:15] Dionysus> *OH YEAH, THEY SHOULD TOTALLY ASK HIM WHEN THEY'RE DONE, BUT SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE, WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'LL BE*
[20:15] Cinderella> *waves to Wotton from the safe corner* *is scared by everyone else*
[20:15] Joly> Lovely as this might be.. *pulls away and keeps a completely straight face* ..I'm lost as to what you want.
[20:16] Ares> *YEAH, THIS DEFINITELY SHOWS SIGNS OF GOING ON FOR A GOOD LONG TIME, BUT HEY, WHO'S COMPLAINING? NOT ARES*
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[20:16] Victoria> *smiles a bit to Henry as he enters and turns back to Sibyl* Oh, that's lovely.
[20:16] Famine> *deepens kiss a little, moving his hand to lightly cup Meta's cheek*
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[20:16] MrCroup> *steps back, doing his pants up again in a ridiculously business like manner* *shoves Richard down back onto the out cropping* And now, Mister Mayhew, I shall watch you. How do you feel? *doesn't expect an answer, duh*
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[20:17] Sibyl-Vane> *trying very hard not to look at anything or anyone -- especially the Croupness* Oh, wh...oh...oh, yes, thank you, ma'am. ...and you? How are you?
[20:17] Nemesis> *Drinks more tea yay*
[20:17] Dionysus> *DIONYSUS IS SO NOT COMPLAINING EITHER, NOR WOULD HE IF HE COULD, Y'KNOW, TALK*
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[20:17] Boq> *moans and continues with the kissing, moving to undo Avaric's buttons as well*
[20:17] Jehan> *sips tea and tries not to look at that either*
[20:17] Montparnasse> *shortly, eyes on the apple* I wasn't aware you knew what that word meant.
[20:17] Marius> *kisses* I..you, Joly...I want you.
[20:17] Ares> *WOULD TOTALLY GO GREET HIS SONS EXCEPT, Y'KNOW, GOLD MEDAL IN OLYMPIC DEBAUCHERY SNOG SESSION GOING ON WITH HIS BROTHER HERE*
[20:18] Metatron> *shivers, pressing up against Famine and closing his eyes* I can say with absolute certainty that this time I really have gone insane.
[20:18] Victoria> Oh, I'm... wonderful, dear. *smiles and pats own hair* I've just come back from France. I... *looks at worried Sibyl* Are you sure you're alright?
[20:18] Phobos_Deimos> *both stare around, obviously rather entranced, before jumping on each other and participating*
[20:18] Famine> *smiles faintly, touching Meta's hair* Well, if you have, so have I.
[20:18] Nemesis> ...oh ew
[20:18] Dionysus> *ASYETUNINVENTED-METAL-MEDAL INCESTUOUS OLYMPIAN SNOGGAGE *
[20:19] Avaric> *grins and removes Boq's shirt, looking triumphant* Still don't trust me? *raises an eyebrow and totally leers*
[20:19] Ares> *AH, RIGHT, TOTALLY BEYOND GOLD, AS WE DECIDED, BECAUSE, Y'KNOW, YEAH*
[20:19] Metatron> My insanity is surely far more insane than yours. *laughs, still rather drunk*
[20:19] Dionysus> *GOLD DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT*