Hello, hello. *smiles beautifully and curtsies* My name is Snow White. How do you all do? I'm very happy to be here. I hope I can meet some interesting people and make friends. *smiles again*

I ... *dramatic pause* ... have just returned from my epic quest that reached far beyond the borders of this community. It was a quest with many heroic deeds, saved maidens, and slayed dragons! It was a quest that will be written down in history, told to children in bedtime stories, and remember for eternity! *puffs out his chest ( Read more... )

*slips in quietly and settles in an armchair, so quickly you wouldn't have known he'd moved if you'd blinked ( Read more... )

*radio turns on*

"Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men...

HELLO. HASTUR? LIGUR? WE HAVE A JOB FOR THE TWO OF YOU. I BELIEVE A COLLECTION IS IN ORDER. YOU KNOW WHICH TWO TO COLLECT. ... HOPEFULLY, YOU WILL NOT FAIL US, LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME. THAT IS ALL.

... when tomorrow comes!"

You may think I'm a simple hat ( Read more... )

Hallo, everyone. My name is Martin the Warrior. Yes, I'm a mouse. Deal with it. I'm also the Warrior of Redwall Abbey, and one of the founders of Redwall. My father was Luke the Warrior, and I went to find him after I helped liberate Mossflower from Tsarmina, who I see's already showed up. I hope she's not done anything too evil yet.

Typist ( Read more... )

In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. They left the house at half past nine; the smallest one was Madeline.Bonjour! *does a curtsy, followed by a twirl* My name is Madeline. *beams* I'm not exactly sure how I got here, but this place looks exciting! Though I can't help but wonder if ( Read more... )

Come one, come all! You know what this dreary, oh-so-dull place needs? Come on, guys, you know what it needs. It needs what each and every one of you needs. A party! A good, old-fashioned, drink-‘til-you’re-dancing, dance-‘til-you’re -down, sleep-‘til-the-pain-stops party! And you know what? I’m just the guy to make it happen ( Read more... )

*enters cautiously and curtsies* Greetings to all of you, I am Cinderella. It is wonderful to meet all of you. I've heard that someone I know is here...a Prince Charming. If you know him...please don't tell him I'm here, I can't stand that self-centered, egotisical, narcissistic... *takes a deep breath* Yes, that happily ever after line...don' ( Read more... )