*waves a glow-stick*
Come one, come all! You know what this dreary, oh-so-dull place needs? Come on, guys, you know what it needs. It needs what each and every one of you needs. A party! A good, old-fashioned, drink-‘til-you’re-dancing, dance-‘til-you’re -down, sleep-‘til-the-pain-stops party! And you know what? I’m just the guy to make it happen!
So, come on. There’s something for everyone. Pretty guys, prettier ladies, and for the rest, a whole lotta alcohol to help those beer goggles along. *motions to a stack of alcohol* It’s neverending, don’t you know. I got your wine-- red, white, and everything in between-- your beer, your whiskey, your absinthe, your brandy, vodka, whatever you want, I got it, or my name’s not Dionysus. And yeah *points to a banquet table* since you mortals can’t take to drinking on an empty stomach, I threw in some food. You can thank me by getting trashed and stripping. Watch out for the karaoke.
And if you see the lovely Princess Ariadne, give her a kiss, gents, 'cause she's the guest of honour! That's right, this little shindig-- hardly little-- is in her gorgeous name. *flashes a winning smile at Ariadne* Come on, babe, sit beside me, right up here. If it were up to me, you'd have the time of your life this evening, and guess what, hun? It is up to me.
Oh, yeah. One last thing to all you babelicious babes out there. *winks* Wear your finest dresses, 'cause who knows whose floor they're going to be on in the morning.
So, come on. There’s something for everyone. Pretty guys, prettier ladies, and for the rest, a whole lotta alcohol to help those beer goggles along. *motions to a stack of alcohol* It’s neverending, don’t you know. I got your wine-- red, white, and everything in between-- your beer, your whiskey, your absinthe, your brandy, vodka, whatever you want, I got it, or my name’s not Dionysus. And yeah *points to a banquet table* since you mortals can’t take to drinking on an empty stomach, I threw in some food. You can thank me by getting trashed and stripping. Watch out for the karaoke.
And if you see the lovely Princess Ariadne, give her a kiss, gents, 'cause she's the guest of honour! That's right, this little shindig-- hardly little-- is in her gorgeous name. *flashes a winning smile at Ariadne* Come on, babe, sit beside me, right up here. If it were up to me, you'd have the time of your life this evening, and guess what, hun? It is up to me.
Oh, yeah. One last thing to all you babelicious babes out there. *winks* Wear your finest dresses, 'cause who knows whose floor they're going to be on in the morning.