A letter just landed on my desk that... well...

(Obviously I can't go into details - so instead I'll make some up.

Basically, what's happened is that The Manager of Pod Number 4 (G15 Division) is in charge of regulating all cyborg minions that are owned by citizens in G15 Division.

Now, we Loyal Enforcers of The Grand Programmer (special ops ( Read more... )

On the one hand, my emails actually open in less than three minutes. On the other hand, my mouse is stuck halfway across my desk...

Just got a new work computer - because the old one was, well, old. Very old. And very slow ( Read more... )

My job would be an excellent outlet for grumpy people.

"Be unpleasant to people" is practically part of my job description. Really, they could get ideal employees by advertising "Must Have A Horrible Personality".

Why? Because I have no powerThe larger part of my job involves getting people who work for another company to do things for the ( Read more... )

For a number of years now, everyone at my work has had to write a yearly PPDP - or "Personal Professional Development Plan ( Read more... )

So, yesterday my job completely changed ( Read more... )

My boss just handed me a 16 page scoping document, and asked me to edit it down by taking out several pages.

...let's try that again, shall we?

My boss just handed me a 16 page scoping document someone else's badly written, overly verbose rambling, and asked me to edit it down figure out how to make it better by taking out several pages all the ( Read more... )

You know what? In some ways, I am a very sensible person.

One of those ways is that, when my body starts showing signs of maybe being about to get sick, I don't push through the pain and keep on plugging away until I'm actually collapsing on the floor and coughing up blood ( Read more... )

I just spent fifteen very frustrating minutes trying to get an answer to a very simple question.

( trains, teddy bears, and much confusion )

Let it be known that, on this the twenty-eighth day of May, I completed the task of writing minutes for a meeting which I attend monthly, and emailed them to all attenders of this meeting.

And I completed them within two hours of arriving at work, only one day after the meeting was held.LET THE WORLD REJOICE ( Read more... )

My work inbox has 145 un-read emails.

145.

Wow. I really should get around to reading some of those...