10. Ardent discovers fast food and bits of Earth he likes.
[Ardent turns on the video, and he is a perfect, sort-of-threatening chav. He's sat in a McDonalds, wearing Ray's Cubs hoodie, hood up, stuffing a Big Mac into his face. Dwarfs like fast food, it turns out. He chews for a moment, then looks up at the camera,]
This is a vast improvement on the last time I was on Earth, I have to say. [Obnoxious slurping of coke through a straw]
This food is excellent. I quite like this carbonated drink, too. To say it's named after a form of coal. [Shrug, and he munches on a chip.]
Some of those museums are most interesting, too. Those Puritans must have been exceedingly... brave, to come here, without even knowing what lay ahead of them, and to still have such a dedication to their... culture. [Faith isn't quite a concept Ardent is into. His religion is his culture. Another bite of his burger.]
Most impressive.
This is a vast improvement on the last time I was on Earth, I have to say. [Obnoxious slurping of coke through a straw]
This food is excellent. I quite like this carbonated drink, too. To say it's named after a form of coal. [Shrug, and he munches on a chip.]
Some of those museums are most interesting, too. Those Puritans must have been exceedingly... brave, to come here, without even knowing what lay ahead of them, and to still have such a dedication to their... culture. [Faith isn't quite a concept Ardent is into. His religion is his culture. Another bite of his burger.]
Most impressive.