*burpgagvomit*

That was me tonight. How were you? Alas, my streak has been broken. Right now I feel like I could go another 11 years of my life without vomiting and not have any complaints about it. I'm going to celebrate by not going in to work tomorrow ( Read more... )

Alright, the holidays are finally over, and I couldn't be more fucking glad. Fuck you, Christmas and all your off-shoot holidays (Choneka and Kwonza, etc ( Read more... )

This morning, I woke up to the sound of knocking. I was in Jen's bed, obviously (we're living in sin!), but the knocking was on my door (since her apartment is in the same alcove as mine). The DHL man was delivering early (how cool is it that DHL will deliver on Saturdays?), and I was just woken up ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about Christmas, cuz I gotta get stuff early, cuz I'm not going outside to shop, so I'm doing it all online this year. So I was thinking about what others would like, and then I started thinking about what I would like ( Read more... )

Jenny Lewis is playing in Omaha at Sokol Auditorium ( Read more... )

I don't want to be too profound here, but this new dawn of Web 2.0 (in other words a positive web environment that fosters community and interaction) is something for which I am extremely thankful.

I realize sending out bulk messages to everyone is a bit cheap. In e-mail it's almost considered offensive or a nuisance, because why should anyone ( Read more... )

Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighborhood

I just like how they called the police. "Surely this CAN'T be legal in front of our children!"

Christmas expenses go through the roof when you take into account all the lunches you can't make for yourself because you're too busy writing and mailing Christmas cards. (Stamps, another expenes.)

Nonetheless, they're all created and will be in the mail this afternoon. Hopefully the arrive in a timely manner.

A lot of the presents for my friends in Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois almost have a theme to them. It's something that's sort of become popular underneath our noses, but apparantly everyone has at least something of an interest...but I can't say anything more or I'll ruin the surprise ( Read more... )

Those of you requesting Christmas cards, they will be sent out shortly. Jen and I took some photos last night, and we look great, to be perfectly humble ( Read more... )