I Demand a ReCount...
~People Magazine came out with their list of Sexiest Men and much like Nielsen ratings, I want to figure out who decides this nonsense because Bradley Cooper is not sexy. He’s bland and vanilla. He’s a mayonnaise, watercress, white bread sandwich. And though he plays smuggy, smug jerkwads in film, I think he’s actually a sweet guy-but that cloying
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Bradley Cooper sexy? Not even remotely. These sexiest men lists have become a bad joke. Any such list without TW, and TW winning, is stillborn from the start. There is barely anyone who does anything for me. The only somewhat sexy one is James Marsden. I guess I am so spoiled by TW´s divine beauty that all other men are ruined...
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I'm thinking of switching it up. There's only so many recycled Tom pictures that I can post. I'm still waiting for hacked nudies of him from his ever-present phone. Some day. Some day.
The only somewhat sexy one is James Marsden.
Marsden is very, very handsome. Sexy to me is another beast, but out of all of these guys Idris Elba, Armie Hammer and James Marsden does it for me.
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All those boys are nice looking don't get me wrong but they are nothing compared to T-Wells (his rap name yo)
I just don't understand why they've never had him in that issue? How is that possible?
Well I think I'm getting sick Dawn *cough cough* I think I need Tom to take my temprature
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He does know who Kanye is, so I can see Tommy being hip enough to have a rap name.
I just don't understand why they've never had him in that issue? How is that possible?
I'm sure they can't even get him to agree to do a shoot or be interviewed for it. He knows his fcuking fine, he doesn't need People to tell him! He's a rebel.
Well I think I'm getting sick Dawn *cough cough* I think I need Tom to take my temprature
LMAO! Tell him you need it taken often, round the clock.
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Isn't that Radio Head in your mast head? Aren't THEY your All-Time Favorite Band? After the Jonas Brothers? Jesh.
You didn't LOVE Dynasty? And you didn't think, "Hey that Crystal is just like Barbie! Only Dumber. And with Linebacker Shoulders."
And Where WERE HIS Parents while he was masturbating in their bed?
Ooooooh, Baby Blue Eyes! Speak the French to me!
The first time that I ever noticed him was in Kitchen Confidential---never watched Alias (And come on Miss Bee, you know he and that Michael Vartas were making out in their trailers on the Alias set and speaking the French to each other. "Baisez Monsieur Long Dong! Maintenant!"Mr. Cooper was all dressed in Angelic White and he cooked tasty foods. And I was in his parents' bed with him and he was eating ( ... )
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Isn't that Radio Head in your mast head? Aren't THEY your All-Time Favorite Band? After the Jonas Brothers? Jesh.
Everyone says that Radiohead is their favorite band. They're poseurs! I bet he doesn't know what they were originally called. It was On a Friday!!
"You didn't LOVE Dynasty? And you didn't think, "Hey that Crystal is just like Barbie! Only Dumber. And with Linebacker Shoulders."
I Loved Dynasty but if he had any taste he'd go for Sammy Jo. Next!
And Where WERE HIS Parents while he was masturbating in their bed?
They were probably trying to silently have sex. Parents have to get it in whenever they can. Let him have his wank while they did their thang.
Bradley Cooper SPEAKS THE FRENCH!Ooooooh, Baby Blue Eyes! Speak the French to me!
He's probably saying everything wrong but they're being nice about it. You know the French, known for being nice.
I do like that he has a case of the Dean Winchesters.
Video: Bradley Cooper Cries, Impersonates Owen... by 5minPeople
The first ( ... )
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I'm liking the lizard...in his pants.
I'd love to run on the sand with Armie. I don't really like sandy blondes who look ten years older than their real ages, but there's just something about that Bo Hunk. And I use to brush my teeth with baking soda so I feel like I'm a part of the Hammer family already.
That Twilight crap has the most Perverse View of Women's Sexuality since Zygotes are People Movement.Sex for Women, when they do it with men, is f*cking another Species---a dead Species? Sex is Necrophilia?
And she gets pregnant by the dead man, who is in his hundreds while she's a teen. But it's lurve.
And having Babies is Murder for the Mommy? As long as the Baby is OK. Who cares about Mommy? Because that Baby is a Freaking Alien who has more rights than a Woman?Add to the fact that from day one of meeting him she's like a fool for him. And on the vampire side of things I can kinda get it: he's drawn to her blood and there's something about her, but she loses her everloving mind when ( ... )
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Bradley was adorable in Wet Hot American Summer but has never been quite as perfect since
Thank you, Clark. You’re a good friend. Just try not to take advantage of me, eh.”
Oh please, he's been panting for it since he laid eyes on Clark!
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Ewwwww!!
...RJ could do so much better!! Tab Hunter. Anyone. But I did read the gay rumor but not about Walken. That RJ got where he did because of the casting couch with men.
Bradley was adorable in Wet Hot American Summer but has never been quite as perfect since
All of his characters since "Wedding Crashers" all feel and sound the same to me.
Oh please, he's been panting for it since he laid eyes on Clark!
Shush! Oliver's trying to act like a gentle flower. Let him have this. It makes him feel less slutty.
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I think there's bigger things in play: publicists and all that stuff because there's been TV actors voted Sexiest. Tom Selleck--that's going waaaay back. Hmm, I think there was another besides Selleck. I'd pick Hamm over Cooper any day of the week.
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