I Demand a ReCount...
~People Magazine came out with their list of Sexiest Men and much like Nielsen ratings, I want to figure out who decides this nonsense because Bradley Cooper is not sexy. He’s bland and vanilla. He’s a mayonnaise, watercress, white bread sandwich. And though he plays smuggy, smug jerkwads in film, I think he’s actually a sweet guy-but that cloying
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Isn't that Radio Head in your mast head? Aren't THEY your All-Time Favorite Band? After the Jonas Brothers? Jesh.
Everyone says that Radiohead is their favorite band. They're poseurs! I bet he doesn't know what they were originally called. It was On a Friday!!
"You didn't LOVE Dynasty? And you didn't think, "Hey that Crystal is just like Barbie! Only Dumber. And with Linebacker Shoulders."
I Loved Dynasty but if he had any taste he'd go for Sammy Jo. Next!
And Where WERE HIS Parents while he was masturbating in their bed?
They were probably trying to silently have sex. Parents have to get it in whenever they can. Let him have his wank while they did their thang.
Bradley Cooper SPEAKS THE FRENCH!Ooooooh, Baby Blue Eyes! Speak the French to me!
He's probably saying everything wrong but they're being nice about it. You know the French, known for being nice.
I do like that he has a case of the Dean Winchesters.
Video: Bradley Cooper Cries, Impersonates Owen... by 5minPeople
The first time that I ever noticed him was in Kitchen Confidential
Wow, I forgot that show even existed. It debuted the same year as "Bones".
---never watched Alias (And come on Miss Bee, you know he and that Michael Vartas were making out in their trailers on the Alias set and speaking the French to each other.
While Victor Garber watched. People already thought they were double-agents, as it were: "The Hangover star was amazed at what was written in the tabloids about him and actor friend Victor Garber after attending an event together.
Speaking to The Independent, the 34-year-old said: "People thought we were dating. It was all over the internet. It was the first time I read a rumor like that about me, and I just thought it was fantastic."
Fantatic...true. All the same.
"Baisez Monsieur Long Dong! Maintenant!"
I just did what he probably does all the time when reading French: visit Google Language. Mr. Long Dong Fuck would be an amazing porn name.
Mr. Cooper was all dressed in Angelic White and he cooked tasty foods. And I was in his parents' bed with him and he was eating biscuits and rubbing Creme Anglais into my lips while he spoke THE FRENCH TO ME.
Did you two smoke Gauloises as he cried?
Vanilla makes the Sweets so tasty. ;-)
::high fives::
And who is this Kevin Hart guy? Is he funny?
He is. Not as funny as he should be being a comedian and all, but I've enjoyed some of his standup.
He and I can jump up and down together in Bradley Cooper's parents' bed. And Laugh and laugh! If he is funny.
He has to update his material. I've seen his recent standup special on Comedy Central and it's the same jokes from years ago. I guess you go with what's funny.
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