I Demand a ReCount...
~People Magazine came out with their list of Sexiest Men and much like Nielsen ratings, I want to figure out who decides this nonsense because Bradley Cooper is not sexy. He’s bland and vanilla. He’s a mayonnaise, watercress, white bread sandwich. And though he plays smuggy, smug jerkwads in film, I think he’s actually a sweet guy-but that cloying
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I'm liking the lizard...in his pants.
I'd love to run on the sand with Armie. I don't really like sandy blondes who look ten years older than their real ages, but there's just something about that Bo Hunk. And I use to brush my teeth with baking soda so I feel like I'm a part of the Hammer family already.
That Twilight crap has the most Perverse View of Women's Sexuality since Zygotes are People Movement.Sex for Women, when they do it with men, is f*cking another Species---a dead Species? Sex is Necrophilia?
And she gets pregnant by the dead man, who is in his hundreds while she's a teen. But it's lurve.
And having Babies is Murder for the Mommy? As long as the Baby is OK. Who cares about Mommy? Because that Baby is a Freaking Alien who has more rights than a Woman?
Add to the fact that from day one of meeting him she's like a fool for him. And on the vampire side of things I can kinda get it: he's drawn to her blood and there's something about her, but she loses her everloving mind when she meets him and it becomes "I'm going to throw myself in danger time and time again because I LOVE HIM". I gotta marry him and have his creepy vampire baby and give up my life and become a vampire because I LOVE HIM. And that's supposed to be romantic and empowering? It's awful.
When I look at Twilight Shit, I see the Corn Kernels in the Turds.
Corn Kernels is substance, there's no substance in that piffle.
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