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1st trick

Nov 08, 2011 21:09

[Sometimes incredibly buff men show up in Coruscant and destroy a droid while standing around letting women admire his abs ( Read more... )

☄gob bluth

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video; hellodeadpeople November 9 2011, 07:39:56 UTC

The fuck kind of name is 'Gob'? Your mother hate you or something?

video; gobbammit November 9 2011, 07:42:31 UTC

Yes.

video; hellodeadpeople November 9 2011, 07:45:51 UTC

[ That... actually gets a half-snort half-laugh kind of thing ] Well hey, you and me both, join the party.

video; gobbammit November 9 2011, 07:47:10 UTC

Anyway, it's my initials. And what party?

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uberwitch November 9 2011, 07:47:45 UTC

Bluth Corp?

gobbammit November 9 2011, 08:19:17 UTC

Yes. I'm that Gob Bluth. [The idea that her confusion comes from not knowing what Bluth corp is doesn't even cross his mind.]

uberwitch November 9 2011, 20:34:21 UTC

I don't know what Bluth Corp is. S-Sorry.

gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:42:00 UTC

That... is probably okay.

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tonywankenobi November 9 2011, 11:49:45 UTC

So what does Bluth Corp sell?

[ He's never heard of it, they must not be an important blip on the radar. ]

gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:42:38 UTC

Real estate. Also, frozen bananas.

tonywankenobi November 9 2011, 22:46:52 UTC

Did people pay you to freeze bananas for them?

gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:49:22 UTC

I don't know. Dad never let me work the frozen banana stand.

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Video pratservant November 9 2011, 19:30:57 UTC

Sorry, I hate to be the one to tell you, but those sorts of things don't count for much here.

Video gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:43:21 UTC

...I can do magic. Does magic count for much?

Video pratservant November 10 2011, 00:41:07 UTC

...What sort of magic?

Video gobbammit November 11 2011, 05:33:44 UTC

I can saw a woman in half and keep her alive. I can make fire appear from my hands, or a dove. I even made an entire yacht... disappear.

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Roomie Action FTMFW notjust_alady November 9 2011, 22:41:45 UTC

[Sif walks out from her room, glances at the half-dressed man, his knuckles and then the droid]

The droid has clothes for you. Your kidnapper is the same as mine, and many others who are here. His name is Revan.

[And now she will make something resembling coffee]

Roomie action FOREVER (and other roomies can threadjack?) gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:45:01 UTC

[Well well well, hello there hot lady. He follows her to the kitchen.]

I don't have to put them on right away, you know.

Yess~ notjust_alady November 9 2011, 23:12:00 UTC

[best part is she looks like she just crawled out of bed. which she did. BECAUSE HE WOKE HER UP.

once she prepares it, she turns and looks him over with a.. less than impressed look]

I ask that you do.

gobbammit November 11 2011, 05:35:04 UTC

That I do what? [Attention span? What's that? Clearly she's... asking for him to do something sexual.]

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