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Nov 08, 2011 21:09

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Video pratservant November 9 2011, 19:30:57 UTC

Sorry, I hate to be the one to tell you, but those sorts of things don't count for much here.

Video gobbammit November 9 2011, 22:43:21 UTC

...I can do magic. Does magic count for much?

Video pratservant November 10 2011, 00:41:07 UTC

...What sort of magic?

Video gobbammit November 11 2011, 05:33:44 UTC

I can saw a woman in half and keep her alive. I can make fire appear from my hands, or a dove. I even made an entire yacht... disappear.

Video pratservant November 12 2011, 03:55:53 UTC

Why would you saw a woman in half? And what's a yacht?

[But really, that first one's the most important.]

Video gobbammit November 15 2011, 14:39:12 UTC

For the ~magic~ of it. [He waves his hands.] I won't tell you how, though. I've learned that lesson.

Video pratservant November 15 2011, 20:24:23 UTC

I'm not sure I'd really want to hear it. But...I don't think you should be sawing women in half for any reason.

Video gobbammit November 16 2011, 04:38:52 UTC

I put her back together.

Video pratservant November 16 2011, 20:05:36 UTC

I believe you're missing the point!

Video gobbammit November 18 2011, 06:28:51 UTC

...no, you are!

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