1. Not only has Doctor Jack Horner jumped the shark, he has pulled out its teeth, cut off its fins, and calls it a tuna ( Read more... )

Maybe writing about how I can't write will help me write. Maybe it's because I have a cold this month. Or maybe because I get distracted easily. Or maybe because I can't decide on what to write about. I remember hoping I'd get some writing done over the break, but I can't think of anything ( Read more... )

Changes for Final Sacrifice remake:

Opening card after production credit-“Laurel Gorge, Alberta. 1983”

Extended opening chase: Mike Pipper, Thomas Macgregor, and his wife Julia Macgregor are seen, but not identified by name. The connection is made when Troy looks at a photograph of his parents.

Troy is first seen at his father’s grave, but the ( Read more... )

Yes, I took the title from the Spoony Experiment. I've always been watching movies and thinking I could do better; give or take a few billion ( Read more... )

You know, there's a reason I don't watch TV. Sometimes I watch classic sitcoms with my mom, but more often than not I really don't tune in ( Read more... )

He is a dark, menacing figure, towering over you. You heard the rustling in the woods as the improbably swift creature, human but not quite human. You have heard legends of his bestial strength, speed, and unquenchable lust, saw his shadow on the wall in the moonlight, wondered at the impossibility of his existence. Now, he stands before you, ( Read more... )