A dark, rather mean but humorous poem I wrote a couple of years ago just popped into my head and it's quite fitting for Halloween, so I thought I'd post it. The lovely teddyradiator described it as 'Seriously fun, and deliciously wicked....wonderfully Seussian, in a very warped and twisted way!', which I took as a great compliment ( Read more... )

It looks like my son will be in lolly heaven for a few days - I've had the total of 2 kids come calling and it's nearly 8pm and most of my callers are littlies so are usually done by about now.

( General Waffle )

Well, my lovely little lolly popcorns, I think all the trick or treaters have finished here now - and I'm pooped!

I live in an old converted shop, and, being the slack bugger I am, the shop front still has the big TAKE AWAY painted on it, along with a side panel that has 'Freshly Cooked Fish & Chips'. I did remove the big HAMBURGERS on the other ( Read more... )