Found by the_ogre, this "abridged script" for the new film pretty much summarizes everything I didn't like about the movie, and it's pretty damned funny, too.

Oh look...it must be a DunDraCon weekend...it's raining buckets.

camino_volare will be soooo happy.

Molly Ivins, talking about her own "scorching case of cancer."

"First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I've been on blind dates better than that."

Chemo. Fatigue. Broke. Blah, blah, blah. Although I had a fairly nice weekend away from the house, which I think I need more often.

I just wanted to pop up, say hi, and send this on to my brainiac friends out there...

( The Large Hadron Collider Drinking Game. )

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Been a bitch of a day. Supposed to be my day of rest while I fight this cancer, but after I drop off britgeekgrrl at the BART to go to work, and I hie myself off to Kaiser to fill my Vicodin prescription, I find out that there's this horde of zombies blocking South Main and Olympic in Walnut Creek ( Read more... )

I can't believe that I forgot to wish La Puma a happy birthday! I blame the cancer. In fact, I pretty much blame it for everything from global warming to a Republican in the White house. I'm good at spreading blame like that.

We will drink your health at KublaCon, my friend. Preferably with port that parzanese brings, so that we can drink it with him ( Read more... )

How to make a dancingshaman
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

2 parts humour

5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired! KNEEL while drinking.

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Courtesy of demonqueen666 (and as brought to my attention via soaring_phoenix, Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do Aboard the Battlestar Galactica. Contains spoilers, slash, irreverence, and generally funny shit.

Be warned - sucker's LONG.

Yesterday, britgeekgrrl and I were at the local mall doing a little last-minute Christmas shopping, thanks to my afore-mentioned Christmas bonus, and I was bemoaning the fact that earlier in the year, the Suncoast store had closed down. The thought had come to me as we started walking past the storefront where Suncoast had been located before they closed ( Read more... )