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My crotch is hot.

Obviously, laptops were never intended to be used on top of one's lap.

However shall I reproduce with my sperm all pasteurized? Sure, now it's bacteria free and viable to be shipped long distances, but it will no longer work as advertised.

Much like the laptop computer...which does not function properly as advertised.

Sometime around 3am, Jess' parents arrived from Georgia. I played the good male roommate and lended some muscle in hauling stuff up from the truck. At one point, I wasn't really paying attention, so I walked into that family of spiders that lives by our neighbor's window. I think most of them retreated up their web-line instead of crawling into ( Read more... )

For some odd reason, at some point last night, my router just quit serving the internet to me. So I slept. And still nothing. So what the hell, let's try directly jacking into the wall. Fine, that works. So why wasn't my router sending it to me? Technology sucks.

Congratulations, Yurani, for landing that internship!