Sep 01, 2005 00:04
My crotch is hot.
Obviously, laptops were never intended to be used on top of one's lap.
However shall I reproduce with my sperm all pasteurized? Sure, now it's bacteria free and viable to be shipped long distances, but it will no longer work as advertised.
Much like the laptop computer...which does not function properly as advertised.
sperm,
rant,
comedy,
computer