Because of all the printing I would be doing in the near future, I bought some paper and black ink.
Get a load of this...
WTF is that? It's a little thing that says that a new package design is coming soon. And it's not like it's a sticker. No! It's actually printed on the wrapper! Well why the hell don't you just print out the whole wrapper in the new design and get it over with?! People can't be so stupid that their blind loyalty will compromise your ability to change the way your package looks lest they not be able to find and buy it, can they?
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