...States that border it include Maine (the colder, more lobstery New Hampshire), Vermont (New Hampshire's evil twin), and Massachusetts (an inferior, square-ish version of New Hampshire). According to American legend, New Hampshire surfaces from the depths of the ocean every four years at election time, when it is then paid an inordinate amount of ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, me!

I can finally legally buy porn and vote! And be a creepy pedo for underaged kpoppers.Now to go kill myself, trying to finish this paper on Nausea AKA WORST BOOK EVER. Fuck you, Jean-Paul Sartre, and fuck you, Existentialism. ): You make me feel dirty, forcing me onto Sparknotes. ;A; I almost went clean this year ( Read more... )

Busy, busy month or I just have shitty time management skills. Probably the latter. Last, last week, my partner and I took gold at our state championships for Skills USA in TV Productions. It's cool, we're going to Kansas City for Nationals. :0

» Last weekend was hectic with EPIIC Inquiry. It was a Model UN-type ordeal down in Tufts University ( Read more... )

I really like Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. Oh man, the writing is just so beautiful. Ugly subject, but beautiful writing. :0 ( Read more... )

It's important to note that all of the other New England states are jealous of New Hampshire because it's the only one that's not shaped funny. Take Vermont for example. What would happen if you put Vermont down on a table? It would fall over is what. That's right. Bunch of tofu-eating fall-over monkeys. And Massachusetts might be nice if you need ( Read more... )

PFFFT Tried Billy Blanks Jr.'s Cardioke today.

It's a cardio workout combined with karaoke and dancing. It started as a joke, but BB Jr. somehow sucks you into doing it with effort. I honestly hope my neighbors didn't hear me. Then at the end, during the cool down, his wife comes on stage and sings a ballad about believing in inner beauty while ( Read more... )

Okay, so...there's this one folder that I've been trying to delete. Except, it won't because the name is too long. wtf ( Read more... )

I've learned that my classmates think I'm a wise old man. LOL Because I never talk, but when I do talk, I apparently say these super profound, deep words. Either that, or I'm going to be a serial killer in the future since it's always the quiet ones that snap. wtf ( Read more... )

Phone-a-thons fucking suck. Yes, yes, I know it's for a scholarship I may or may not receive, but it was the most unpleasant 2 1/2 hours of my life. I didn't get yelled or screamed at, thank god, but it was just...really uncomfortable. I...didn't know how to respond when people were like "wtf I just lost my job ):" But the generosity of people ( Read more... )