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The gravestone below belongs to Leonard Matlovich.  Pay close attention to the epitaph, specifically.


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From a comment on the classic video of David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty disappear entitled "You guys are retarded: How to REALLY do it":

Okay, we hire 200 white people to come watch this illusion - they are the most gullible. Then, 2 columns are placed in front of the audience. We then hire 30 Mexicans @ 20cents a piece. When the ( Read more... )

Here is your morning "Whoopsie" for the day...

Inspector Lists Computers With Atomic Secrets as Missing

All right...seriously. What the fuck? 14 computers, with classified nuclear weapons secrets, are missing from the department in CHARGE of making sure they don't go missing?

Brilliant. Absolutely fucking BRILLIANT.

--Jer

"A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill."

WORST. DAY. EVER.

--Jer

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This is, with little doubt, simultaneously the funniest and most disturbing thing EVAR.

http://www.sadkermit.com/Sad%20Kermit%20-%20Hurt.wmv

WARNING: A bit NSFW

Teh brain, it is teh broke.

--Jer

So, for those who are Nine Inch Nails fans but haven't heard, the new album, Year Zero, comes out on April 17th. And this one is an interesting one...Trent Reznor has built a concept album, what he calls "the soundtrack to a movie that doesn't exist." There's been a viral advertising campaign around it, with several clues as to the album leaked ( Read more... )

From 411Mania:

Britney Spears went crazy outside of Kevin Federline's house Wednesday night. After K-Fed wouldn't let Spears in, she lost it and started attacking the car of a photographer with an umbrella ( Read more... )

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Apparently, the armed forces have finally lost it. They're resorting to Dr. Evil tactics.

Seriously, folks. The jokes write themselves at this point.

--Jer