If any of you ever thought my experiences with gay porn man were bad...no.  This takes the cake ( Read more... )

"A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill."

WORST. DAY. EVER.

--Jer

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I feel like my creativity has been violated ( Read more... )

STOP IT! WHY MUST YOU KEEP COMING TO ME, GAY PORN MAN?!?!?!

Three times he's escalated up. Only three. And all three times, I've gotten the fucking ticket!!!!

Ooh, the scarring of my brain...it's so pretty...

*Weeps like a little baby*

--Jer

GAY PORN MAN IS BACK!!! What did I do to get to have to fix THIS again????????

*Stabs own eyes out*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!