Dreamt that I was working as a garbage truck driver for a major filthy metro.  Just as I was about to unload my truck at the dump, a coworker stopped me.  He pulled me out of the cab and around the truck where I saw that there were still twitching human body parts in my haul of garbage.  I called 911.  The operator refused to call the police, ( Read more... )

Dreamt that I walked into my bathroom in the barracks to find Meatstick (an ex) naked, sitting on the floor next to the toilet.  He'd had a stroke while masturbating.

Dreamt that Winky and I were standing on the corner next to my grandparent's house in Mt. Holly at night.  We saw a drive-by; some dude opened fire on the Poppa John's delivery guy.   ( Read more... )

Dream 1:  I was in Sean "P Diddy" Combs mansion, somewhere in Miami.  He had an enormous pool where he kept hammer head sharks and taught them how to do tricks like swim through hoops.  Only the hoops kept getting stuck on their heads.  Anyway, he also showed the boyfriend and I how stunt people set themselves on fire for movies - by setting us on ( Read more... )

On Saturday night I dreamt that I was chasing a skunk and her wee babies out of my cottage home.  Before I could lure the dern thing outside, it sprayed all over.  Perhaps the strangest part of the dream was that I could actually smell skunk.  I woke up with a distinct memory of the smell.  It was awful, overpowering, and exactly what a skunk ( Read more... )

Dreamt that I designed a t-shirt logo for designated drivers.  It read "I heart drunks b/c they make good ballast."  The pic was of a car being driven alongside a cliff, with a gaggle of drunken idiots hanging out the opposite window.

Last night I dreamt that I was taking Imodium.

The Puppy and I spent the weekend prepping his home for my imminent ( Read more... )

I can't remember the specifics of my dreams this month, however, I know that I'm having conversations with a multitude of people, all of whom are swimming right around the edges of my consciousness.  My nights consist of restless talking and waking, then dozing off, then walking around.  Sleep has evaporated and hangs just above my bed at night, ( Read more... )

Saturday night and the dreams went like this:

1. The Puppy and I were living in some sort of dorm.  He took it upon himself to cut his dick in half.  I found him writhing around on the floor and had to first take the two pieces apart, clean them both, and then sew them back up.  Poor Puppy, I kept telling him to hold still, it was going to hurt.

2. I ( Read more... )

I dunno what the circumstances were, but I dreamt that runes were being carved into my skin to prepare me for the stages of my life.  I think they were going over my chakras.  There was one cut right into my forehead.  It was scabbed and crusty and really, really cool looking.


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Dream 1: I was in a German village that was steadily being flooded by a swollen and rushing river.  For some inane reason, I was breaking into an underground crypt with some insane man.  We found the remains of a Dr. Who-esq alien robot, which came back to life and began destroying the town with electric beams.  Oops ( Read more... )