Never did like this company none
And now,
The end is here near;
And so I face,
The final curtain....
Almost at the end, guys! This week I'll be spamming whoever I haven't spammed, with the exception of Doc Roe and Winninx. Which of those two will come next will be determined by the results of this poll - if you haven't voted yet, please do so. If you're bothered. Heh.
So these are the kind of guys you'll be seeing this week. Bull, Perconte, More, Skinny (♥), Blithe, LOL James McAvoy et al.
LOL AND LELAND ADAMA, JSYK.
MASSIVELY EPIC BOBSPAM PART FOURTEEN: LES AUTRES
I guess I'll do this alphabetically, because fucked if I'm going to try to make a coherent narrative out of this.
Alley
Alley doesn't do much except get shot or stabbed or something in 'Crossroads' (OMG DOC ROE'S HANDSSSSSS) and then come back and sing with Liebgott in a foxhole in 'Bastogne'.
Blithe
So Marc Warren is a bit of a cutie, but he plays Blithe so spaced out,
And vacant,
And a little thick,
And a bit cowardly,
So that in spite of his hysterical blindness (miraculously cured by Jesus Winters),
I can't help but not have any sympathy for him. Which I feel bad about. Because he's a pretty tragic character.
LOL sorry to get all srs bzness but we just don't have an opportunity to connect with the character before he gets shot, so I'm always like 'meh' when it comes to Blithe. He sure has pretty eyes, though.
Bull
OH, BULL RANDLEMAN, IN ALL YOUR MOOBY GLORY,
How I (and Luz) love thee
Bull is so motherfucking awesome. He's one of the boys, he always does what's right, he's never mean or rude, he's an awesome badass soldier, he's selfless, and everyone loves him.
ALSO, FORGIVE ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT I THINK HE SMOKES. A BIT.
Lol I was going to try to get all the Bull caps for this spam showing him with cigar chomped between his teeth (or blowing smoke like a badass) but then we would miss the awesome shot of him just slinging that guy with no leg over his shoulders like a pack of potatoes. Bull FTMFW.
And LOL here is the third time I've posted these caps.
IT IS ALL ADORABLE.
THEY ARE ALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. JUST FOR THIS EPISODE.
AND BULL IS DOING SOME EPIC CIGAR WORK HERE.
Bull is kind of like another mama of the group, along with Lipton. Except he's like gruff mama who is all "YOU SILLY BOY. LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU" and then he ruffles your hair.
And then he gives a good bitch glare to Sobel (ALSO WHY SO PRETTY, WEB?)
Then he traverses Eindhoven, celebratory cigar in teeth,
And I just love this cap on the left. He looks like a big bear climbing the tree, looking for honey. PRECIOUS.
Then, because this is a Bull episode, he speaks a bit like a hick (lol it would be more PC to say 'laconically' instead of 'like a hick')...
Is adorable some more...
Yells 'TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK' but actually looks happy doing so....
Is fucking hilarious with his cryptic little stealth signals...
Plays hide and seek a bit...
And is so good at hiding that Easy leaves him behind ahahahaha
And then we have the bit in the barn that I always fastforward because of the whole bullet removal grossness.
So he wanders about the next day, sees poor dead James McAvoy,
Gets rescued,
And is a total beaming ray of sunshine,
NOT TO MENTION TOTALLY GAY FOR JOHNNY MARTIN
(ALSO LOL HI SKINNY, LURKING IN THE BACKGROUND ♥)
So anyway Bull chomps on a cigar all the way through 'Crossroads',
And 'Bastogne',
And that picture of him and Perconte is a thing of glory ahahahaha LOL THEIR FACES.
Then in the church of incredibly flattering lighting we see that his hair has gone kind of psycho and looks like some giant woolly rug.
So in 'Why We Fight' he slaps Perconte,
And chomps some more.
And then, lo and behold, he goes a few scenes without a cigar (:O)
AND HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT MOLE BEFORE????? D:
So then he finishes off the series by showing off his, ahem, BROAD self in a singlet,
And is a terrible advertisement for any form of athletic behaviour because, well, smoking and physical exercise? GOOD MIX.
Although, tbh, if RL Bull smoked as much as they make out, obviously smoking doesn't kill you, because he lived forever until 2003.
Dike
DIKE ONLY GETS ONE CAP BECAUSE HE IS A RETARD.
IT IS A HIGHLY APPROPRIATE CAP AT THAT.
Lt. Foley Leland Adama
OMG seeing Leland Adama running around in 'The Breaking Point' and being cold and pulling pissy little faces kind of made my life a better place, ngl.
Foley doesn't really do much, just stare at Buck,
And look awkward,
And point at and shoot at shit and pull lulzy faces
And yell at people,
And particularly hilariously yell at Dike,
Which tbh is freaking perfect, because didn't Foley recommend Doc Roe for some award after this campaign? AND DIKE SHITCANNED IT OR SOMETHING? IDK IDK I might be confusing fic with reality, hahahaha
Anyway, Foley is awesome and leads the men for a bit,
Then is probably nicer to Web in 'The Last Patrol' than anyone else,
Then disappears :(
But yeah, whatever, little Leland is totally adorable in his mini two-episode arc ♥
Miller
LOL JAMES MCAVOY
LOL JAMES MCAVOY'S SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS SERIES IS TO GET YELLED AT BY COBB,
PULL LULZY AND ADORABLE FACES,
THEN YELL TANK AND GET HIS HEAD BLOWN UP.
He's adorable. He always brings the lulz for me. I still can't get over how young he looks in this ♥
More
So More's in this quite a lot, but if you asked me what he did throughout the series besides look hot,
Man a machine gun with Gordon, drink drive with Malarkey and then steal Hitler's photo album, I'd have no idea :(
Peacock
LOL guys Peacock is a total boob but he has such a gorgeous smile
And I kind of love him...
Merely because he's so fucking adorable and clueless in this scene alone ♥
Perconte
Here is Perconte. I'm ignoring him in these caps because I've just spied Grant AND Toye in the background, mmmm.
I'll admit that Perconte is one of my less favourite BoBers. He has lulzy moments (like his face running up Currahee) but he's also a bitch, and not a funny bitch like Johnny Martin.
His hair looks really short in these caps for some reason. IDK.
YO' FUCKING SERGEANT :D lol his face
So Perconte wanders around Europe stealing watches from dead people and kind of freaking out poor delicate Blithe,
Then gets his head smothered in some chick's boobs in Eindhoven (MANY LULZ AT HIS FACE HERE)
And then we have one of my favourite little scenes, where Skinny is bleeding all over him and he's all "AW SKINNY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY TROUSERS" and Skinny, bless him, is all "I'M REAL SORRY FRANK" ahahahaha this NEVER fails to make me lulz. It's hilarious.
Like Bull and his cigars, I was considering only using caps of Perconte cleaning his teeth,
But then we would have missed this bit where he arrives back from being shot in the arse in 'The Last Patrol' and Johnny fawns all over him to not-so-subtly prove a point to Web, but whatever, it's freaking hilarious and adorable.
Then he goes stealing eggs with Luz,
And I love the irony of the two shortest guys in Easy being the ones on their tiptoes stealing eggs from a nest,
But I made enough bestiality jokes about this scene in my Luzspam.
So let's all just LOL at Perconte's face again,
Because he and Luz are total BFFs here for a moment.
So then he reads,
And is totally bitchy and mean to poor stupid O'Keeffe.
And although I totally see his POV, I think part of the reason I don't like Perconte at times is because of how mean he is to the poor guy. IDK.
However, the bit where he salutes the prisoner KILLS ME EVERYTIME ;_________;
And then he finishes off by making me lol with his little arms and legs running around the baseball diamond ahahaha I shouldn't make fun of short people so much.
Skinny Sisk (OH HOW ILU ♥)
SO I THINK IT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED IN PAST PICSPAMS
THAT SKINNY'S MAIN PURPOSE IS TO PULL ADORABLE AND LULZY FACES EITHER IN THE BACKGROUND OF SCENES
OR AT THE FOREFRONT, LIKE HERE.
OMG the way he's giggling cracks me up so badly. He's like a little boy. I ♥ him.
Even when he's being all serious and a little bit emo he makes me lol.
And I very much enjoy his sensible hair.
AND MY FAVOURITE SKINNY SCENE IS, PERVERSELY, WHEN HE GETS INJURED, BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY HILAROUS
AND ADORABLE AND HE PULLS ALL THESE LOLARIOUS FACES AND IT MAKES ME LMAO SO MUCH. HE IS ADORABLE. ADORABLE. ADORABLE. I CAN'T STOP SAYING IT.
And then he comes back and continues being lulzy (aw)
And I think I'm going mental or something, but the look on his face, combined with him being draped in, like, his blankie, reminds me of the Darling boys from Peter Pan. IDK WHAT CRACK I AM SMOKING EITHER, SORRY:
LOL I have been eating Haribo Strawbs all afternoon and I think I am tripping on all the sugar or something. But he totally looks as though he should be wearing those little flannel pyjamas with a flap that opens over the arse and carrying a teddy bear.
ANYWAY. His lulzy little face in the background absolutely slays me in these caps,
And his retarded ones in these aren't too shabby either.
AND THEN WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS SCENE I HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED IN DEPTH IN MY WEBGOTT SPAM.
But he is such a hilarious little third wheel here,
And continues to fulfil his role as the character who pops up in the background pulling adorable little faces,
Until he shoots the guy and my heart dies a little because I don't want to see BB Skinny killing anyone.
And then we get to finish off by seeing his hairy little chest (but get no voiceover D: BOO) and yeah. ILU Skinny.
Smith
THIS GUY KILLS ME, OMG. I LOVE HIS FLAILING THE BACKGROUND WHEN HE STABS TAB, AHAHAHAHA HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
And then again when he gets all embarrassed.
And then we never see him again.
CAPTAIN DICKWEED (+ Evans)
So we all know Sobel sucks and is a totally tragic character because no-one likes him.....
Except for Shaun Evans but then his plane gets blown up so....yeah.
Spina
ROFL Spina is a giant teddy who is there for, like, two episodes, but whose hat somehow became a fandom fixation ahahahahaha
Tipper
I'm so not going to post the pictures of Tipper's mashed up face again. He's much prettier all whole.
IDK here is a random picture of the gang from 'The Last Patrol' that I like.
And here is another random picture I enjoy.
SO THAT'S IT, GUYS. THE NEXT SPAM WILL BE ONE OF THE BIG KAHUNAS D:
LUCKILY I HAVE HALF-TERM BREAK IN A WEEK.
IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN ANYONE........I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT hahahaha this has taken faaaar too long :D
Part One (the epically fucked-up love of Webster and Liebgott)
Part Two (Speirs, the badassest badass to ever badass)
Part Three (Christenson and Grant, hot but criminally underused)
Part Four (George Luzzzzzz and the giant slash debacle)
Part Five (Mr CAPSLOCK Band of Brothers, Gonorrhoea)
Part Six (OMG THAT'S THE TRICKSTER FROM SPN AND THE GINGER ONE FROM ER!! And someone else)
Part Seven (ADMIT POPEYE IS ADORABLE OR MIGUEL ALVAREZ WILL CUT A BITCH MMKAY?)
Part Eight (Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe)
Part Nine (people it is not possible to hate: Smokey, Shifty and Tab)
Part Ten (Harry the gappy-toothed wonder)
Part Eleven (JOHNNY MARTIN IS A SICILIAN GRANDMOTHER AND WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP)
Part Twelve (LOL BUCK'S REAL NAME IS LYNN and THE TRAGIC IRONY OF HOOB AND THE LUGER)
Part Thirteen (Sergeant Donnie and his sensible hair ♥)
And because I have nothing better to do than combine a BoB post with a GK one, here's some Walt news.
Apparently Pawel is in some random Polish film coming out this year. Whatever. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THE FACT THAT HE IS SHIRTLESS IN IT AND APPARENTLY EITHER BANGS SOME OLD WOMAN OR DROWNS, IDK.
NGL, I really want to hear him speak Polish.
From my elementary (well, non-existent) knowledge of Polish, the old dude in these last few pictures is the director (who's really famous, or something) and the old bird is some famous Polish actress. AND PAWEL IS HOT.
And Photoshop needs to be removed from my custody. I have work to do but have been making GK gifs all week.
OMG SHOOT THE DRIVER STOP THE CAR. SUCH A FAVOURITE MOMENT.
TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME.
Also #1: thelackoflight made an awesome ASkars/Ransone spam here with some lolarious candids. Please go and have a gander.
Also #2: PIMP PIMP PIMP colbert_person - THERE ARE GIF POSTS, OMG.
Also #3: Fuck it's still really cold here. I love it, but fuck. COLD. This is more like the winter I expected.