Edward, are you serious? Only the goddamn nuns call me Edward.
Hey guys. For those of you who didn't see my FO post earlier this week, I'm aware my old Photobucket has gone over its bandwidth :( and yes, it has effed up the majority of my old picspams in the journal. It restarts on the 19th, and in the week following that I will probably try to move some stuff around so it doesn't happen again, OK? Sorry if you've missed a spam and want to catch up, you'll just have to wait another week or so...
And with that in mind, it's time for Part Eight of the BoBspam...
BABE HEFFRON ♥
So, um, WARNING: I love Babe. Look, I know every week I'm all "ZOMG I LOVE LIEBGOTT GRANT SPEIRS POPEYE WHOTHEFUCKEVER," and yeah, I love them all, but I HAVE A MASSIVE, SPECTACULAR LOVE FOR BABE HEFFRON. OMG. This post contains a loooooooooot of capslock and some rather unnecessary caps (ie. capping a scene 362859 times instead of, like, twice) but I really can't help myself.
ALSO BE WARNED: THIS POST CONTAINS CONSIDERABLE DOC ROE, BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A BABE POST.
AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY, DOC ROE IS MY FAVOURITE. YES, I HAVE A FAVOURITE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THERE WILL BE AN EPIC AMOUNT OF EXCITEMENT ON MY BEHALF IN THIS SPAM, BECAUSE DOC FUCKING ROE RULES THE UNIVERSE.
MASSIVELY EPIC BOB PICSPAM PART EIGHT: BABE HEFFRON
(or.....Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe ♥)
So the first time we see Babe Heffron, he's hanging with the other replacements, and he looks as green as can be. HIS SENSIBLE HAIR. HIS LOVELY CLEAN UNIFORM. HIS SLIGHTLY PIMPLY PALE FACE, OMG.
So Gonorrhoea stops him in his tracks and is all "BITCH WHERE YOU FROM?" And Babe looks like he is about to punch on with Bill (OMG NOES!!) and I love the pissy little look he gets on his face ♥
But it turns out that Babe's a Philly boy like Bill, and thus begins one of Babe's many little wee relationships on the show. He's a massive slut, obviously.
BUT CAN YOU BLAME EVERYONE? LOOK AT THAT SMILE. HE IS SO CUTE. HE IS ADORABLE (pfft I know I overused that term last week with Popeye, BUT LOOK AT BABE. IS HE NOT ALSO ADORABLE?)
And Babe remains adorable, even when he's getting conned by hot!Buck and felt up by Toye.
AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM. Unlike James McAvoy, the other replacement ginger who got no love. But he got to make out with hot chicks in all these films later on in his career, so I guess that's fair. Babe just gets the love now.
And even Johnny Martin, who is like alpha-bitch, totally loves Babe, even though he's a replacement. How fucking cute are these caps? COME ON.
But, you know, Bull + Johnny = OTP so Babe had better watch his back. BECAUSE LOOK AT THE LOOK BULL IS GIVING JOHNNY. Whilst blowing smoke. OMG TOO HOT.
And Babe has totally developed an oral fixation something akin to my own. Not that he can help it. Bull and his cigar are totally teasing us all in this scene XD
And I know I've posted these next caps before (because Grant is macking on that lucky bitch, ugh) BUT LOOK AT BABE SMILING!!!!!! HIS FACE IS GOING TO CRACK IN HALF WITH THE GLEEEEE, OMG.
But things start to get all dramatic and emo, and Babe starts smoking, which is (ugh) hot.
And then he's totally traipsing around the forest with the wrong medic, but, ngl, I love this scene, it's totally adorable when they're talking about all the skanky girls they know ♥
D:
AND THEN BABE LOSES ANOTHER OF HIS BFFS, THE POOR LITTLE VIRGIN JULIAN,
AND IT IS MASSIVELY TRAUMATIC. And Babe has to leave him behind. Thus sparking off one of his many emo cycles.
And LOL I always think his nose looks like it's dribbling in these caps, heeeeee (which totally ruins the dramatic, emotional nature of it all, but whatever)
AND THEN
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Look at the look on Gene's face when he gets in the hole. HE'S SO HAPPY HE FOUND BABE :(
AND BABE IS ALL ULTRA EMO. AND SPINA IS LIKE "MMMMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE" *drooooooool*
AND MEDICINAL CHOCOLATE IS LOVE ♥ AS IS THE LOOK BABE'S MOUTH IS GETTING FROM GENE, OMG.
And Babe looks kind of pretty when he's all pale. And his nose is so STRAIGHT, omg. Did anyone else get fixated on Babe's nose the first time they watched BoB? It's all big and straight and pointy and I kind of love it.
But medicinal chocolate makes Babe all extra emo, and he's grumbling about Julian, and Doc is being all soothing and HIS VOICE, OMG, we all know about the Doc Roe voice,
And seriously, Babe is in a foxhole, between Doc and his sexy voice and Spina who is like a massive teddy, and I know it's wrong, but I am TOTALLY ENVIOUS of Babe right about now.
And then Spina cuddles him, even though he obviously has no idea what he's doing, and it's so QT, and Doc is snuggling under the blanket, and they are totally the foxhole OT3. I love this scene sfm.
So Babe kind of gets over his emoness after his little night in the squishy medic hole of love (♥) and so he jumps in the OP with Bill and Buck, and they are all adorable with their 'Edward' nonsense and Buck is slowly going nuts :(
AND THEN THIS SCENE. OMG THIS SCENE. DO I EVEN CAPTION IT? IS IT POSSIBLE TO CAPTION THE GORGEOUSNESS OF ROE AND BABE? I DON'T THINK SO, OMG. I LOVE THIS SCENE SO MUCH. IT RANKS UP THERE WITH THE EAGLE'S NEST BALCONY SCENE AS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES.
*ahem*
Let's just admire the scene for what it is...
Babe getting snot all over his hand,
And Gene admiring the snot ♥
And being all "let me wipe that off for you with my blue hankie"
AND WE ARE ALL AWARE OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF GENE CALLING BABE "BABE", RIGHT?
HE IS OPENING UP.
HE HAS A FRIEND.
IT IS LOVE.
LOVE WITH ACCENTS AND BAD IMPERSONATIONS.
OK shut up I did not overcap this scene. Except maybe I did.
It's just that they, quite seriously, are my BoB OTP. Even over Winnix (OMG I KNOW).
So with his hand all fixed up, Babe goes and sees his Philly BFF, and they muse on Buck's craziness, and it is sad,
And after Bastogne he starts hanging out and snarking on Web with Liebgott (because LOL everyone does) and YES I NEEDED SIX CAPS OF THIS. Babe is making lulzy faces and Joe looks effing hot, TY.
And then we get the scene in which, IMHO, Babe looks his most attractive. HIS SKIN. HIS MUSSY HAIR. HIS STUBBLE. HIS LITTLE WORRIED FACE. HIS CHEEKBONES.
Although, to be fair, the attractiveness might just be highlighted by his contrast with McClung, who, as you all know, I like to point out the fugliness of on a regular basis (OMG MEAN D:)
But even I have to admit that here, McClung and Babe are totally cute together ♥
And farewell hotass Babe scene ;______;
Because then he goes outside, and TBH, everyone is looking hot and dirty,
and Babe is distracted from pulling out his wedgie by Grant's hotness,
And they proceed to look at each other and be all hot and shit,
AND SORRY I JUST GOT DISTRACTED BY GRANT'S HANDS. AGAIN.
And then Jackson gets all blown up, and it is all *~dramatic~* and Babe kind of looks like a jack-o-lantern in that first pic, and then HE AND GENE SHARE A LINGERING LOOK THAT CANNOT BE INTERPRETED ANY OTHER WAY. SHUT UP.
Then Babe keeps smoking, being extra sexy and emo and stuff,
Until he bathes and puts on his dress uniform again and reverts back to looking like a little boy once more ♥ (ALSO LOOK AT HIS FRECKLES, OM NOM NOM)
Until the final scene, where we see his hair in the sunlight, and it is a thing of glory and beauty and magnificence, and he looks well hot here at the end, and I get mega pissed because they don't finish off his story by saying what happened to him after the war, which angers me because it robs us of precious hot extra-ginger Babe time :(
But we see old RL!Babe, and he is QT, so we know all turned out well ♥
Part One (the epically fucked-up love of Webster and Liebgott)
Part Two (Speirs, the badassest badass to ever badass)
Part Three (Christenson and Grant, hot but criminally underused)
Part Four (George Luzzzzzz and the giant slash debacle)
Part Five (Mr CAPSLOCK Band of Brothers, Gonorrhoea)
Part Six (OMG THAT'S THE TRICKSTER FROM SPN AND THE GINGER ONE FROM ER!! And someone else)
Part Seven (ADMIT POPEYE IS ADORABLE OR MIGUEL ALVAREZ WILL CUT A BITCH MMKAY?)