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Aaaaaand welcome back to the Ninth Annual National Air-Travelers Show, hosted by American Science & Engineering, makers of fine backscatter scanning technology, and your Transportation Security Administration ( Read more... )

Officer, I need to report a crime.

Okay, sir, that's what I'm here for. What was the crime?

It was theft.

Theft. May I ask what was stolen?

( A dog. )

Before we move to new business, I'll first read the minutes of yesterday's meeting ( Read more... )