Dear Hallmark Friends ( Read more... )

wow i just had this guy call and say: i was looking at you language software and noticed on your german language software was this really pretty and blond haired and blue eyes and well is she single by any chance? is that you by any chance?

Oy! Customers are hitting on our cover-art models now!

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I just had a customer call and ask me where Wells Fargo was, because she got a check from us and WF is our bank -- she wanted to go cash it right now ( Read more... )

Your ass is grass and I am a lawnmower.

Umm, ok? I guess they're upset over something here?

I have been a loyal customer of many years. But, when you port PROGRAM v6 to Vista. Then box it like you have done something reads PROGRAM v7. If your parent company had any shame I would say shame on them and you. But, as the world knows the French are the Whores of the World. Well Froggy no more money from me to you ungrateful bastards.

I have to share this email we received ( Read more... )

Kim:
Ive got a customer on the phone right now that told me that she keeps putting her hallmark tape into her computer's mouth but it won't load

Paging the SCC, SCC, caller on line 1....

From Dana ( Read more... )

Kim has the interesting calls. Today she got one from someone who was upset that our English learner program came only in spanish. He wanted it in Russian ( Read more... )