Damn End-of-October! How you be sneakin' up on me like that?!

For a girl who wears costumes every other day in her apartment for fun, it's kinda scary I'm pulling a big ol' blank this year. I need something fast! What should I do?

1. Harpo Marx: (Mr. IQ is already going as Groucho) Need a Wig, need a horn, need a fish, flask, flush, and ( Read more... )

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Two things I learned this Halloween:

• Pumpkins just may be my kindred fruit.
  
• Moustache glue should only be used in moderation. Or moustaches should only be allowed to be worn as beards so that the glue isn't so friggin' close to the wearer's nostril head holes.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go and stop the ceiling from spinning. I hope all of ( Read more... )