Halloween Lessons Learned: "Out, damned blotch! out, I say!"

[colleenaf]

Two things I learned this Halloween:

• Pumpkins just may be my kindred fruit.
  
• Moustache glue should only be used in moderation. Or moustaches should only be allowed to be worn as beards so that the glue isn't so friggin' close to the wearer's nostril head holes.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go and stop the ceiling from spinning. I hope all of you are enjoying the second best holiday of the year (following Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19th of course). I also hope you are using the extra hour the calendar lords have granted us to do something truly amazing.

It's such a neglected gift, that hour. Usually I just sleep it away, but this year I plan to use my extra hour to catch that floaty multi-colored blotch...here blotchy, blotchy...come to mama...