King Chocolate-covered Gummy Bear and I were driving Mama Bear, our black van, on Butler Ave in Flagstaff because we were heading for the Hills. We were at our wits' end with how crappy the world was going. But as high above sea level as we were, we still couldn't find a moment's peace ( Read more... )

"Patches! It's time for your check up!" Lindsay spoke ( Read more... )

A/N: Rewrite of Peter Acts Like A Shithead ( Read more... )

Skipper Harriet's smartphone refused to stop playing Irish Rock. It played NONSTOP for 15 minutes before she answered the phone ( Read more... )

A/N: Sequel to "Bears In Space ( Read more... )