I woke up as usual. It was around 11:15 a.m., and my usual routine was to turn my phone on and listen to heavy metal while having my first cup of coffee. I fucking hate mornings ( Read more... )

(sequel to "Lake Erie Is Where We Got Alphabet Soup ( Read more... )

(sequel to "Hatari 2024 ( Read more... )

We set up our Wild Hooves' Popsicle and Ice Cream Sandwich stand after a week and a half of creating business plans, marketing, and coming up with 250+ popsicle/ice cream/burger/hot dog/sandwich recipes ( Read more... )

"Patches! It's time for your check up!" Lindsay spoke ( Read more... )

A/N: I do not own Barf, Pizza the Hut, or "Holy Shit They've Gone to Plaid." Those are all ideas from Mel Brooks. I do not own Bloaty's Pizza; Jhohen Vasquez does ( Read more... )

A/N: Rewrite of Peter Acts Like A Shithead ( Read more... )

Skipper Harriet's smartphone refused to stop playing Irish Rock. It played NONSTOP for 15 minutes before she answered the phone ( Read more... )

"Hhrrgggrrrrraaaaaaa!!!!" Joebear growled as he got out of the shower and approached me with his large erect penis ( Read more... )

Peter Leaves The Planet Due to Stress and Anxiety ( Read more... )