I pay particular care to the rate at which I eat crystallized ginger from Trader Joe's because at a certain point, I will surpass the unspoken human quota for crystallized ginger and this ungodly surplus of ingestation will do its evil part when the apocalypse happens. I understand this and take upon my task gravely. I am determined not to be ( Read more... )

( Under which you find the valuable first impressions of one who read straight from the midnight party to early afternoon (taking time to eat and such)! I am so lame, and I do not care )

So says Little Red Riding Hood in Into the Woods, and she is correct.

And so while I say that Snape is good, that doesn't mean he's nice. Please; I don't want him to be nice. That would be dull.

Even if he weren't good, I'd still love him.

But you'll see. He's good.

(Or the Witch:

You're so nice ( Read more... )