Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.
One.
It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?
I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.
On the bright side, I smell delightfully --
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Actually, just pull up your trousers and go about your business.
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Additionally, I am puzzled by your brutish speech.
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Additionally, you should shut the fuck up.
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dare speak to me like that.
You're dismissed.
Boy.
Don't hurt me! I feel so mortal!
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I don't know. It's lovely having arms and all but I keep feeling like I'm going to die any second. Have you ever felt like that?
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Let us hope that your selfless act will inspire the other shamrock-buggerers in this city to do the same.
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/smacks Louie's filthy, suspiciously Irish-sounding gob with a salmon
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...nnnno, you're definitely not. I know Gil. Inside and out.But not in that way.
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not letting you get away this time.
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/hugs Gilkins
/HARD
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puzzlement!
/clings to Mafia
/PASSIONATELY
You know I will always love you, no matter how big your bosom is!
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/AFFECTIONATELY SHOWERS GILKINS IN GOLDEN SPARKLES
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