What the devil

[urfuckingfired]

Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.

One.

It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?

I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.

On the bright side, I smell delightfully --

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[mmhsocommongood]

Gilbert, is that you?

[urfuckingfired]

Sofia! Oh, Sofia, is that you? What happened to us?

[mmhsocommongood]

It is, Gilbert! It is! I... I don't know that is going on here; my breasts have never been smaller and this... this is just terrible!

/hugs Gilkins
/HARD

[urfuckingfired]

Oh, Sofia! I'm so glad I found you! This day has been full of nothing but confusion and... and
puzzlement!

/clings to Mafia
/PASSIONATELY

You know I will always love you, no matter how big your bosom is!

[mmhsocommongood]

Confusion and puzzlement indeed! Confusion, puzzlement and the ever-growing urge to obey and adore Sofia Lamb without question.

...

And I will always love you, no matter how Peach Wilkins you may be!

/SIGHS

Gilbert, whatever should we do?

[urfuckingfired]

Don't judge me. I am a man in need of comfort, and in such an extreme situation, even you will do.

I suggest comfort sex. Mark's suit has never hindered me before, and it shall not hinder me now! Open the crotch fly and whip out your willy, Sofia!

[mmhsocommongood]

You're acting like that's never happened before. "Oh no, Sofia, my tie doesn't match my socks, please hold me!" "Boohoo, Sofia, the Beta series failed at testing, please let me put it in!" "Waah waah, Sofia, the light is hurting my eyes because Adam is slowly destroying my mind and body, please take me from behind!" Honestly, just admit that you like it.

...I thought you'd never ask!

/fumbles

...ah, Gilbert, where did we put the opening to the crotch compartment on this model again?

[urfuckingfired]

All right, I like it. But you like it, too! That pink strap-on you bought in Siren Alley has been up my bottom too many times for me to count. It's a shame you can't use it on me any more. You made an excellent dominatrix. Oh, those were the days!

Right...
here. See?

/reaches into Mafia's suit

/fumbles for willy

[mmhsocommongood]

Sigh. The good old days indeed...
Perhaps when this nightmare is over I can purchase a bigger model and go for a little scuba diving in your tank.

I believe it's a little to the le-Oohhhhyesthereitis.

[urfuckingfired]

Oh, Sofia, you know I'd love that! These days, I'm the one doing all the penetration. Not that it bothers me, mind you, but it has gotten a little repetitive. After all, variety is the spice of life!

Now, on to business! What would you like? Can I interest you in a blowjob? I'm so keen to try out these human lips, even though they are, admittedly, not very attractive.

[mmhsocommongood]

I understand perfectly! Not that you can blame the people for wanting you badly, but...

They look awfully chapped and I'm afraid of the damage they might do to... a body that will hopefully not be my problem for much longer. Of course, Gilbert. Experiment away!