Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.
One.
It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?
I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.
On the bright side, I smell delightfully --
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/hugs Gilkins
/HARD
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puzzlement!
/clings to Mafia
/PASSIONATELY
You know I will always love you, no matter how big your bosom is!
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And I will always love you, no matter how Peach Wilkins you may be!
/SIGHS
Gilbert, whatever should we do?
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I suggest comfort sex. Mark's suit has never hindered me before, and it shall not hinder me now! Open the crotch fly and whip out your willy, Sofia!
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...I thought you'd never ask!
/fumbles
...ah, Gilbert, where did we put the opening to the crotch compartment on this model again?
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Right...
here. See?
/reaches into Mafia's suit
/fumbles for willy
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Perhaps when this nightmare is over I can purchase a bigger model and go for a little scuba diving in your tank.
I believe it's a little to the le-Oohhhhyesthereitis.
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Now, on to business! What would you like? Can I interest you in a blowjob? I'm so keen to try out these human lips, even though they are, admittedly, not very attractive.
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They look awfully chapped and I'm afraid of the damage they might do to... a body that will hopefully not be my problem for much longer. Of course, Gilbert. Experiment away!
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