What the devil
Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.
One.
It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?
I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.
On the bright side, I smell delightfully -- and my arms are finally long enough for me to be able to scratch my bottom again! Oh, goodness, I had forgotten how good that felt!
One.
It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?
I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.
On the bright side, I smell delightfully -- and my arms are finally long enough for me to be able to scratch my bottom again! Oh, goodness, I had forgotten how good that felt!