What the devil

[urfuckingfired]

Today, I woke up outside my tank, and only had one penis.

One.

It's considerably smaller than what I previously remembered it to be, too. How on Earth am I going to penetrate Gus when my willy-dilly is this tiny?

I am also notably more hairy, not to mention less than good-looking, which I don't like at all.

On the bright side, I smell delightfully --

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[fearmyblowtorch]

WILKINS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA? YOU AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT FONTAINE ANY MORE!

[urfuckingfired]

Mr. Norris, is that you in there? I'd know that strangely appealing accent anywhere!

[fearmyblowtorch]

GIL? GIL, CAN THAT REALLY BE YOU? IN THAT UGLY-ASS BODY?

/AFFECTIONATELY SHOWERS GILKINS IN GOLDEN SPARKLES

[urfuckingfired]

Oh! Is this what is sometimes called a "golden shower"? If so, it is highly enjoyable!

[fearmyblowtorch]

...I GUESS YA CAN CALL IT THAT. I'M A CAKE, I DON'T HAVE, UH, PARTS.

/RUBS CREME ON GILKINS' CHEEK