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BREAKING NEWS!

Mar 30, 2010 03:15

The Rapture Tribune
March the Whateverth, Nineteen-Something | still only 99¢!

Beloved Figurehead Goes Down In Flames
By Stanley Poole

Atlas and Fontaine were killed today in a battle that will leave its scars on Rapture for years to come.

Many lives have been claimed in the great Anon-Rper Battle of 19??. But no loss was more tragic than that ( Read more... )

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greatchainmyass March 30 2010, 02:17:45 UTC

SCREW FONTAINE'S 5th DEATH AND ATLAS'S!

ME AND SOFIA ARE GETTIN' MARRIED!

... No but really, they're gonna come back. I just know these things.

floodingisfun March 30 2010, 02:23:01 UTC

Whoa, married?

You poor man Congratulations!

greatchainmyass March 30 2010, 02:28:55 UTC

Hey, she's better than a frozen, dead body... Sorry Betty...

floodingisfun March 30 2010, 02:31:09 UTC

/opens mouth to speak

...

/closes it again

Yanno what, you two are made for each other. /cheerful smile!

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1st_protagonist March 30 2010, 02:36:08 UTC

*shuffles by in a black veil*

...T~T

urmothergoose March 30 2010, 03:24:08 UTC

[covers Jack in pink veil]

Do not be such sissy, Jack. You already killed them both once.
On the bright side, you can now finally spend some educational time with me.

1st_protagonist March 30 2010, 03:51:58 UTC

...Well, I guess it will just be a matter of time before they both reincarnate as penises.

mepoormoira March 30 2010, 11:26:21 UTC

[/Pats Jack on the back, in a similar veil]

Don't cry, boyo.

[/ ...CRAIS]

lillipoppy March 30 2010, 02:38:09 UTC

I'm gonna miss Mr. Shiny Head and Mr. Ireland. :(

urmothergoose March 30 2010, 03:25:59 UTC

Do not be sad, child! We will make pretty new dolls to replace them!

lillipoppy March 30 2010, 17:49:22 UTC

Dollies!

not_harry_mason March 30 2010, 11:14:16 UTC

[offers cuddles]

It's okay. People keep saying they're going to come back.

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dat_free_will March 30 2010, 02:38:55 UTC

*points at their pictures* Bawoo? Bawoo?

Bawoo woo Aooo? *points at the anons* Bawoo?

...*scratches his helmet quizzically*

floodingisfun March 30 2010, 10:48:15 UTC

[promptly forgets what the question was]

Delta? *o*

I mean uh, buddy! When'd you get back? *o*

dat_free_will March 30 2010, 20:58:22 UTC

... Bawoo. B]

*points at the nearest vita-chamber, then shakes his head and rumbles*

Bawoo, woo. Bawoo.

floodingisfun March 31 2010, 16:09:30 UTC

[melts]

Whoa. That, uh... that musta been rough.

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anirishbloke March 30 2010, 02:41:41 UTC

99¢ for this feckin' rag? Not a chance in hell... /swipes it casually

What the bleedin' hell is this tripe? Jaysus, ye write this shite, molly? Were ye even THERE? Ye completely missed the feckin' point. Not fit for bog roll an' it's certainly not fit for me beloved Atlas...

Oh... Oh Lord in Heaven...

Me Atlas.

/choked sob
/bites newspaper

floodingisfun March 30 2010, 10:32:36 UTC

Hey, buddy, I'm a professional journalist! I'd like ta see you do better. >:l

anirishbloke March 30 2010, 16:59:30 UTC

A professional? Oh ho ho! Ye got credentials to go with that big trap, ye raccoon-eyed bastard?

floodingisfun March 30 2010, 17:12:34 UTC

I've been paid for about a thousand scoops published in this rag. What about you? I bet ya can't even get yer gran ta say somethin' nice about your writin'.

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