BREAKING NEWS!

[floodingisfun]

The Rapture Tribune
March the Whateverth, Nineteen-Something | still only 99¢!

Beloved Figurehead Goes Down In Flames
By Stanley Poole

Atlas and Fontaine were killed today in a battle that will leave its scars on Rapture for years to come.

Many lives have been claimed in the great Anon-Rper Battle of 19??. But no loss was more tragic than that

Comments

[lillipoppy]

I'm gonna miss Mr. Shiny Head and Mr. Ireland. :(

[urmothergoose]

Do not be sad, child! We will make pretty new dolls to replace them!

[lillipoppy]

Dollies!

[not_harry_mason]

[offers cuddles]

It's okay. People keep saying they're going to come back.

[lillipoppy]

I hope so.