BREAKING NEWS!

[floodingisfun]

The Rapture Tribune
March the Whateverth, Nineteen-Something | still only 99¢!

Beloved Figurehead Goes Down In Flames
By Stanley Poole

Atlas and Fontaine were killed today in a battle that will leave its scars on Rapture for years to come.

Many lives have been claimed in the great Anon-Rper Battle of 19??. But no loss was more tragic than that

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[dat_free_will]

*points at their pictures* Bawoo? Bawoo?

Bawoo woo Aooo? *points at the anons* Bawoo?

...*scratches his helmet quizzically*

[floodingisfun]

[promptly forgets what the question was]

Delta? *o*

I mean uh, buddy! When'd you get back? *o*

[dat_free_will]

... Bawoo. B]

*points at the nearest vita-chamber, then shakes his head and rumbles*

Bawoo, woo. Bawoo.

[floodingisfun]

[melts]

Whoa. That, uh... that musta been rough.

[dat_free_will]

*puts an arm around his shoulder and wags his other finger*

Bawoo wooo bawoo.