Oh, God. I just got my first Facebook invite to the Celebration of Light, the annual firework festival that happens every Saturday and Wednesday for two weeks. I calmly just selected no and went about my night, but that was only because there was no HELL TO THE FUCK NO option. That's what my Livejournal is for ( Read more... )

I just bought myself a pretty expensive, pretty special birthday present. I'll be getting it a little early, but hopefully, it'll all be worth it ( Read more... )

You know that feeling where you want to do something--something so unlike yourself, something that's on your List Of Stuff To Do Before You Die, something that involves blowing a fair chunk of your Things Are Fucked money--but keep hemming and hawing and can't bring yourself to go through with it? That feeling where you need to travel, get out of ( Read more... )