Humans need protecting because they know two secrets: One, the combination to the fridge and, two, the spell required to open food tins. So, until Kitten Command unravel the human code, we kittens have to watch them like kittyhawks ( Read more... )

This NEW Natural Weight Loss bacteria is 100% natural and provides RAPID and NATURAL Weight Loss without diet or exercise.

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Yes - Gastroenteritis - Nature's way of shedding those unwanted pounds ( Read more... )

It's June, 1995 again. Somehow I get drunk at a French fete and accidentally sign up to become a professional footballer. Three weeks later I'm thrown in at the deep end. A match in front of 300 people and, amazingly, I both survive and leave the pitch without the aid of medical intervention. But can I survive the after match celebration? It was ( Read more... )

Are you a prowler or a beggar?

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It's June, 1995 again. We're at our first French fete, the wine is flowing, my head is spinningAs we ran out of things to say about black and white cows and the weather, I started thinking about sport ( Read more... )

It's June, 1995 again, our first French fete was about to start and the wine was beginning to flow...

It was interesting to note the lack of white wine. In fact I can't recall ever being offered white wine at any fete or communal meal since coming to France. It seems that in the Sud, if you want something white to drink it has to be RicardOr ( Read more... )

It's June, 1995 and the story continues ( Read more... )

And now we plunge back in time to June, 1995 for the next instalment of Nous Sommes Anglais (the ultimate expat horror story - with animals.) We've survived four months in France. We lost a roof outside Calais, I was arrested outside Samatan, and menaced by a ten-foot long caterpillar outside our house. So, time to go outside once more. This time ( Read more... )

Kittens continue to grow and so, apparently, does the blog which is now available via the Guardian Abroad (the online international version of the The Guardian)

You've gotta love it when someone writes:

"....Yours was recommended to us as great writing so we've put it up there."

Having a quick peruse of their site ( www.guardianabroad.co.uk) I ( Read more... )