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I'm a third of the way through the "Kittens' Guide" book and, deities willing, should have the book completed next month for a March/April publication date ( Read more... )

Here's a blog post I just put up on the Book View Cafe site about the Kitten's Guide. Now if Apple just happens to announce a colour eReader this week...

A new svelte Kai has returned form International Kitten of Mystery Rehab. Readers may remember the consternation in International Kitten of Mystery circles over the full-figured superstar's weight. A situation that came to a head when he became stuck under a sideboard (I think James Bond had a similar problem in Casino Royale with a Russian tabby) ( Read more... )

This week's kitten's guide looks at dizzy heights and features Kai at his dizziest. Yesterday the full-figured stunt kitten decided that having climbed a giant stack of straw without a Sherpa he should then leap from the mighty summit onto the even mightier roof beams of the barn. One more jump and he reached an opening in the gable wall and from ( Read more... )

This week's Kitten's Guide looks at those times a young kitten's taste buds crave more than the standard freshly-forked fare. Yes, it's gourmet time at the Guide and today we have two recipes for the discerning nibbler.

First up we have Marinaded Mouse on a Bed of Summer FlowersSo, catch your mouse and lightly torture for ten minutes. Toss in air ( Read more... )

This week's kitten's guide looks at extreme camouflage. Of course today also happens to be Human Fool's Day in the kitten calendar (as in most things kittens are 11 days ahead of their bipedal friends)

So, first up we see Xena cunningly disguised as a lamb (or maybe the rock - she is an expert) and Kai as her mother. Kai, always the martyr to his ( Read more... )

This week's Kitten's Guide looks at the car. First, it's important to realise that there are two types of car. One is evil and patrols the grey paths at frightening speeds looking for little kittens to gobble up. And the other is our friend. It does useful things like hunt for food tins and take the dog to the vet (and far away woody places where ( Read more... )

Previously on 24...

Jack Bauer was having one of 'those' days and turned to the world's last best hope - international kittens of mystery, Kai and Xena. Episode One ended with Kai trying to subdue a rogue kitchen chair - it happens - and unless he can defeat the chair the terrorists will surely escape...Just as things looked desperate, an orange ( Read more... )

Jack Bauer is having another one of 'those' days. You know 24 hours of torture with his family - and this time it's not even Christmas. To make things worse, dogs have got hold of a bone shaped nuclear weapon and are threatening to destroy the biggest cat food factory in the world ( Read more... )