So four days into this sojourn and I've got a pedo crush on Drake Bell.

This is not my fault.  IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR ONLY WATCHING NICKELODEON.  I DON'T CARE IF ONE OF THEM IS 10 AND THE OTHER ONLY 7.  IT'S THEIR FAULT, ALL OF IT.

So I went from working 4-2 in the morning, then I went from that to fourteen hours days, and then I went to a two week ( Read more... )

The Mosquito from Hell jumped out of the line at work when were closing today. O.o  HELL.  It was the biggest goddamn mosquito I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a shitton of mosquitos.  It was scary.  I ran and hid behind the jacket in the breakroom so the boy could kill it and he tried to smash it and it came straight at me.

Straight.  At. Me ( Read more... )

 So I killed a roach in the bathroom, threw it in the toilet to flush it, and it started to crawl up through the wadded toilet paper.  It kind of stuck its little head out and I imagined it was glaring at me, so I taunted it with "Got it memorized?", shook my hips like I'm some type of sexy Shakira or something, and then flushed it.

And now I'm ( Read more... )