Mosquito.
The Mosquito from Hell jumped out of the line at work when were closing today. O.o HELL. It was the biggest goddamn mosquito I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a shitton of mosquitos. It was scary. I ran and hid behind the jacket in the breakroom so the boy could kill it and he tried to smash it and it came straight at me.
Straight. At. Me.
HEY YOU'RE HIDING TOO? WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HIDE WITH YOU THEN!
No, Mosquito from Hell. I'm hiding from you. You are not allowed to come and hide behind the jacket with me. We are trying to kill you.
Oh and hope everyone had a good Zombie Jesus Day. Or whatever the fuck you call it.
People at work keep shoving Starbucks at me. Free Starbucks. They know what I like now-- the green tea fraps, the iced chais, or the passion tea. And they just buy them. And shove them at me. THE CALORIES PEOPLE THE CALORIES!
and I'm trying fasting today. We shall see if I faint. Huzzah!
Straight. At. Me.
HEY YOU'RE HIDING TOO? WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HIDE WITH YOU THEN!
No, Mosquito from Hell. I'm hiding from you. You are not allowed to come and hide behind the jacket with me. We are trying to kill you.
Oh and hope everyone had a good Zombie Jesus Day. Or whatever the fuck you call it.
People at work keep shoving Starbucks at me. Free Starbucks. They know what I like now-- the green tea fraps, the iced chais, or the passion tea. And they just buy them. And shove them at me. THE CALORIES PEOPLE THE CALORIES!
and I'm trying fasting today. We shall see if I faint. Huzzah!