I am not a pedophile.
So four days into this sojourn and I've got a pedo crush on Drake Bell.
This is not my fault. IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR ONLY WATCHING NICKELODEON. I DON'T CARE IF ONE OF THEM IS 10 AND THE OTHER ONLY 7. IT'S THEIR FAULT, ALL OF IT.
So I went from working 4-2 in the morning, then I went from that to fourteen hours days, and then I went to a two week hiatus, and now I'm working every morning at either 7 or 8. Wtf kind of banker hours are these? We'll see how it goes. I'm also working 42 hours in six days. Hopefully it will be more, and I will get more overtime. It will also cut down the hours I have to be in this house. YESSIR.
It rains a lot here because of the season. I like this a lot; alternately, I hate it a lot because there are many many mosquitos, and now I probably have West Nile. In the event of an outbreak, I plan on suing the county and their inability to control the bug population. This is my new get rich scheme. I expect you to all think it brilliant.