So, to de-mystify my "argh stuff is happening" post to a degree, here's what is happening. On Boxing Day I started a diet - and I don't mean "diet" in the sense of "reveal a new, slimmer you!", I mean it in the sense of "the stuff you eat" - which is pretty basic. I can eat meat and fish. Fruit and vegetables. And really nothing else. No grains ( Read more... )

I'm coming to the unexpected private conclusion that I might kind of like myself better without makeup:


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LiveJournal WHERE have I put the telly remote control in my bedroom?

WWWWWWHHHHEEEERRRRRRRRE?

I've turned the place upside down. *sobs*

It emerges, on Twitter, that books - you know, the paper things that go wrinkly in the bath, are burned by Nazis, hidden by scholars, and whose scent captures the purpose of humanity, viz: that we are the self aware light blinking at the heart of the universe - BOOKS, right, apparently now need to be further defined ( Read more... )

Apols for not having responded to comments/messages yesterday, but I'm still feeling pretty vile, though not so acutely as last night. I will respond when I have enough oomph to do it justice. I don't need anything (thank you), it's just a question of sitting about and drinking tea until I recover. This morning I had the clear symptoms of the ( Read more... )

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Meme from o_lucky_man:

Are you interested in magic tricks?
I love conjuring! It's a very pleasing thing to witness.

Are you superstitious about anything?I want to say "no", but in fact there is something I'm a bit superstitious about. I don't like dead things in the house (unless I'm going to eat them). Dried flowers, depictions of dead stuff, that sort ( Read more... )

The pile under the tree groweth ever mightier. The living room looks as if terrorists broke in and slaughtered junkie squatters. And then the SAS came in and slaughtered the terrorists. And then had a big gay[1] party to celebrate ( Read more... )

I saw what was literally the biggest human cock I have ever seen, earlier today.

I will now tell you about it, via the medium of reproducing the tweets wot I did:

Was on bus rounding corner into Lewisham. Man standing on corner with strategically placed messenger bag over groin ( Read more... )