Lucy just came in here all in pink, with a pink bandana and a sign attached to her shirt: "The Pink Pirate - RARRRRR!" and then she ARRRRR ed at me!

Then she very sweetly said, "Can you read my sign? " I did, and she said "Thank you!" and wandered off...

1. Our cat has a habit of leaving dead animals in our front yard, pretty much daily.

Jude saw a picture of a chipmunk in a book, and said, "what's that?"
I said, "It 's a chipmunk."
He says "It's alive?!"

Last night, Tom gave him a bath and washed his hair and brushed it. He came upstairs, and said, "Mama, look at my hair. Am I cool or what?"

This article was great. I think I actually heard all of these at the Big X. My boss hated these terms, but I actually talked to a woman from Canada who spoke fully in business bullshit-speak. I wonder what she's like to have sex with?

Jude was mad at me this morning when I was trying to help him get dressed, and made a horrific face at me, and snarled "Shere Khaaaaan ( Read more... )

Here I am, a month after my email blew up and my hard drive blew up this time. I still have a paper due and it's due Friday at midnight, and the homeschooling newsletter is due at the end of the week. David was able to save my documents, ftmp, but I can't connect to the internet on my laptop and have no way to get my documents on to the kid's ( Read more... )

Jude's trying to play with blocks, and Lucy wants to play too, but is destroying his creations.

So after I asked him to stop yelling NO at her, I hear:

"Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"

We went swimming today and Soren reports ( Read more... )

Jude: Do it like THIS (making a funny face)
Jude: Go for it!

I do the face.

Jude: Daddy do it!

Tom does the face.

Jude: You DID it guys!!