Me: I ate Kashi tonight, Rich. I'm scared.
Rich: What's Kashi? Like, a pet?
Me: It's a whole grain cereal that boring adults eat.
I put this in my mouth.
Rich: Why did you do that?
Me: I don't know! I'm becoming some kind of health nut. I was like "Wow, it's nutritious and it has a ton of whole grains." Never mind that the fucker cost almost
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