No, I have not been living under a rock.
Yes, I am still reading HP & the Deathly Hallows (100 pages to go).
No, I have not been spoilered - miraculous I know.
Yes, I did get it @ opening night release party and still haven't finished.
No, I don't really understand how I can tolerate the suspense either.
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Major spoilers ahead - through page 650 or so )