Fic: Offside Pass (Glee, Kurt/Puck, NC17)

[carolinecrane]

Title: Offside Pass
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: not for kids
Summary: Futurefic. Puck's working as a bartender in L.A. when he runs into the one person he had no idea he'd been missing.

A/N: So back in January cinderlily wrote a Glee futurefic called talk in the past and not the present tense. It's a great fic, Kurt POV (and you should read

Comments

[mysticshell]

D'AWWWWWWW!!!

You're kinda killing me lately! (In the best way possible) First the AU Nick/Greg and now this? I LOVE Puck/Kurt and I've only read a few really good fics. This is so on the list; it's too cute for words!

[carolinecrane]

Confession: I don't even buy Kurt/Puck! But Liz made me believe with her futurefic, and I couldn't stop thinking about it until I wrote Puck's side of the story. I'm very glad you enjoyed! (And I'm enjoying the writing while it's happening. Lord knows how long it'll last, so I'm striking while the iron's hot.)

[mysticshell]

I buy it a hell of a lot more that some of the other pairings they thrust at you on the show, to tell you the truth. Buuuut that's probably because I have a jerk jock/unpopular gay kid kink.

AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE LEARNING SO MUCH ABOUT MY KINKS??

[carolinecrane]

I love hearing about your kinks! :chinhands:

Seriously, though, I hear what you're saying. I guess what I need for Kurt/Puck to work is for Puck to grow up and realize what a jerk he is. Hence this fic, and the grossly fluffy internal monologue. I'm sure Puck wants to kick me in the teeth for making him such a chick.

[writingpathways]

EEEE! I am so happy you remixed this! I loved, loved, Liz's story so much! And this was just as wonderful, just from Puck's point of view, with bonus sex.

Favorite parts, the Noah during the sex and this line: He’s kissing Kurt like he’s got nowhere to be, which is technically true, but there’s nowhere he wants to be, either, and that’s what matters.

Also, what have you been eating, drinking and breathing in lately, because I want some.

[carolinecrane]

I love Liz's story too, obv. I was just dying to know what Puck was thinking. Then she let me write him and good God, I am totally addicted. He's so *fun*.

Um...what have I been doing differently lately. Well, the four days off kickstarted it. There's diatomaceous earth spread all over my carpeting? Maybe the dust from that is magic.

[cinderlily]

Essentially I just died of happiness. Every single thing about this was so perfect you added in things that I swear to gosh I think I had mentally already true and you somehow divined them? And then you made it so much BETTER. With Puck getting distracted by Kurt's cheeks and the way that he passed out before sex and OMG, the fact that he can't make any promises about sport's metaphors! ♥

I don't even think I'm making sense right now, am I?

I second the favorite line of writingpathways He’s kissing Kurt like he’s got nowhere to be, which is technically true, but there’s nowhere he wants to be, either, and that’s what matters. because it is everything I imagine about Puck in a freaking sentence. (YOU ARE BRILLIANT) And the entirety of the gay-married paragraph is GOLD. I just...

Thank you doesn't sound right. Thank you isn't even close to enough. BUT that's just about all I've got. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'm flailing like a muppet and draw random hearts around you right this very second. ♥

[carolinecrane]

So I think I have a problem. Here's the thing: Ever since I started this, I've had both Kurt *and* Puck (though, granted, mostly Puck) chattering away in my head, holding whole conversations with each other, playing out scenes, all in this universe. It is pretty distracting, and normally I would be writing furiously every chance I got (stupid staff meeting this morning

[cinderlily]

GRABBY HANDS IT!!!

Though I'd love love love to co -mingle in the universe with you (Like, the hockey game? I have a few ideas for that...) and I suck as a beta beta but I would love to consult. I'm serious when I say that you reading anything I've written and having it work enough for you that you want to write in the same verse is kind of like winning an award. I have a silly grin on my face and it totally makes up for the fact that I got torn to shreds in another fandom (long story).

You know the fact that you wrote the gay married speech means at some point you will have to WRITE THE GAY MARRIED SCENE. OMG. It would be perfect. Because Kurt would resist at very first and Puck would be a little affronted and annoyed and Burt would be confused and Mrs. Puckerman would just want it to have SOME Judaism in it and... um. Not going further. Just saying.

I'm yours. This is yours. You know my email.

GLEE

♥

[carolinecrane]

YES THIS ALL OF THIS. PUCK'S ALREADY LIKE 'YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP ON THE GLASS' IN MY HEAD AND KURT'S LIKE 'I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MARRIAGE IS FOREVER

[acrasie]

I enjoyed this so very very much! I have a soft sport for Puck/Kurt even though I think the characters would need to mature some more in order for it to happen.

Glee is my current fandom (I participate under a different name) so I'm always glad to find great stories written for it. I hope you keep writing!

[carolinecrane]

Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. And yes, Puck/Kurt def. requires time and maturity to make it work. That's why futurefic is the ticket, I think.

[utenapuchiko]

I love it.

It was great :D